uh-oh... I've never seen this movie
ooo... I'm in black-and-white
::Cannon pounds on remote to get the channel to change back::
::wolfman sneaks up behind cannon just as he changes the channel back to "Pleasantville", and winds up coming with him when the channel changes::
oops
::Runs into livingroom and slams door behind him...swaps remotes with the one that David and Jennifer are fighting over in the movie::
::Salutes David and Jennifer as Wolfman breaks through door , aims remote at TV and pops back up in Cafe::
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*wanders back into the cafe, sniffling, and notices Cannon by the TV*
Er... weren't you just? *looks back, looks at Cannon, shakes head*
*glances at the TV* Whoa!! I never saw THIS sequel! ... *winces* ... Oh geez... Talbot's getting his ass kicked!!
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::watches bizarre fight on TV as "Pleasantville" and "Wolfman" start to get mixed up::
hmm...I wonder which remote will win if you have a battle of the remotes....
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Weeelll... lets not wonder! *>>ZAPS<< Cannon with her remote*
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Wolf: Before anything else happens, I'm gonna leave. Busy this weekend.
(I glance at the mirror behind the counter and vanish.)
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...! ... .... ..... ...!!!!
*a very tiny WolfMontana climbs on top of the remote she dropped while shrinking, and jumps up and down on a random button, ZAPPING Cannon furiously*
<hardly audible simpsons laugh>.. ..!!</hardly audible simpsons laugh>
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*wanders up to the cafè* looks at TV, Strange..
*takes out Archblade* Hummm shall i train or should i not train that is the big question;)..
*takes on ninja clothes and start training skills
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*Spacewolf Materializes behind cannondale, with two anonymous were's in tow*
"Cannondale, you are under arrest for multiple violations of the temporal accords. You will be removed from this place and taken to a facility where you will study all the divergent timelines you have created and learn why you SHOULDN'T MESS WITH TIME TRAVEL!!!"
*The two were's grab Cannondale and vanish in a swirl of color*
"Don't worry folks, he should be returned in a day or two, if his brain doesn't try to escape through his ears. Temporal mechanics can do that to a person."
*Spacewolf runs out to Roadies Garage and jumps on his bike and roars off down the road, leaving a trail of flames behind on the slightly molten asphalt.*
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what? Divergent timelines?! I count only 1 at this point, and I'm working on finishing it!!!!
::takes deep breath::
I pressed the UNDO button when I screwed up the zombie thing, that should have taken care of that one. Then Montana ran off with the remote, then I got the "Pleasantville" remote from...erm....myself, but then I swapped it like I told myself to so I don't wind up going back with the same one and really messing things up.
And YOU'RE screwing up the timeline more by not letting me somehow get sprayed with beer and slightly scorch the "Click" remote, then go back and give myself the "Pleasantville" remote like I obviously did...or am going to do...since I gave myself the remote, which would get rid of any other divergent timelines and make me innocent!
::panting::
haHA! explain that!!!
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.....? ... ........ .... .. ... ....?!?! ......................!!!!!
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::Having found himself in an empty questioning room in the "facility", Cannon looks around at the cameras and hopes someone heard him::
helloooooo?
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grrr snarrr
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har har
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*mini-WolfMontana shifts to her full hybrid form, now an impressive 7/8ths of an inch tall. She swivels her tiny head looking for some way out of her current predicament, and finally spies a pen on the floor nearby. She bounces over to it with a triumphant squeak, lifts it with some effort over her head, then struggles back to the remote. Holding it high above her head, she stands in the path of the remote, and drops the pen.*
*she does the same thing all over again, this time in 4x speed*
*and again, making absolutely no sound whatsoever*
*and finally, at an excruitatingly slow pace, squeaking the top of her head off*
ZZZAAAPPPP!!!!
A fully enraged, 8 foot tall werewolf appears next to the counter seemingly out of nowhere, and roars so loud the windows actually shake.
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::Still waiting in questioning room::
Hmm...this is boring
::starts playing spoons...where did I get spoons???::
::Cannon hears a faint ZAP, then a loud roar coming from above::
what?!
They brought me to the basement?!?!
::Pounds and yells on the ceiling::
[P.S....Montana, don't blame me, blame spacewolf, he stopped us in the middle of the remote fight!]
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*What cannondale doesn't realize is that the UNDO command only affects your own actions, not those of others that were affected by your presence, I can't explain more as the other functions of the remote are classified by H.O.W.L.E D.T.I. , in fact the only time travel devices not restricted by D.T.I. are the Guardian of Forever and the Inquisitors gauntlet
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spacewolf wrote:
*What cannondale doesn't realize is that the UNDO command only affects your own actions, not those of others that were affected by your presence, I can't explain more as the other functions of the remote are classified by H.O.W.L.E D.T.I. , in fact the only time travel devices not restricted by D.T.I. are the Guardian of Forever and the Inquisitors gauntlet
*looks up*
Jess your back Spacewolf
Hehehe, have you been busy with something this past weeks
well it is nice to have the H.O.W.L.E team back
*start training again*
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::Listens to spacewolf's comment over speaker in the ceiling::
Hmm...okay, if you want to play it that way...
How can UNDO only affect my actions and not the effects of my presence? My actions affected other people and if I undid them then that should have undone the effects, so you're contradicting yourself there. Otherwise what's the point of having an UNDO button on a time machine?
If you're right, then there's still only 2 divergent timelines at the most. One where I popped up for a moment in the Zombie fight and dissapeared, assuming I undid the whole dissapearing zombie thing. But if that's the case, how come I wasn't stuck in that timeline when I came back? And what about those big black clouds that formed outside before I pressed undo?? The second one is the one that's getting worse as we speak because you broke up our remote fight....and unless a leaky beer ceg crashes through the ceiling, I doubt it's getting any better.
::looks around...still nobody::
::continues to pound on ceiling::
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*the beast grabs something nearby in rage - a table - lifts it over her head and throws it at the wall, shattering it against a keg that'd been placed by the door. The keg, pierced by a stray shard of... well, table, splits and rolls towards the werewolf, spewing beer everywhere, including her. Now completely beyond reason, she grabs the keg and starts smashing it repeatedly against the floor, where the effects of smashy smashy and weakening by 'liquid gold' cause the floor to give way...
and a leaky beer keg (complete with psycho werewolf) crashes through the ceiling -
- on top of Cannon*
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*Spacewolf peers down hole in floorand watches the pancake formerly known as Cannondale ooze out from underneath a slightly less enraged Montana and like the T-1000 starts to literally 'Pull himself together'*
"Cannondale, you have a date with history. DON'T SCREW UP!!"
*Spacewolf tosses Cannondale the two remotes*
"by the by I forgot to mention three other authorised time travel vehicles"
*as Spacewolf was saying this a whine could be heard building in the corner of the bar as a brief flash can be seen outside before a car pulls up to the bar as two phone booths one blue and appearing to be the source of the screeching and a metal and glass one with three people crammed inside, one older distinguished man and two teens appear.*
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roadwolf wakes from a drunken stupor on the floor and sees the weird crap thats going on
"what the hell is happening here" " hey doc, what you been up to" roadwolf says to the old man in the delorian
road: cannondale get your furry butt back there and fix those timelines or you will have to answer to the topdog(commander of H.O.W.L.E) and you wont like him when hes angry
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theroadwolf wrote:
roadwolf wakes from a drunken stupor on the floor and sees the weird crap thats going on
"what the hell is happening here" " hey doc, what you been up to" roadwolf says to the old man in the delorian
road: cannondale get your furry butt back there and fix those timelines or you will have to answer to the topdog(commander of H.O.W.L.E) and you wont like him when hes angry
Muhahaha it is not easy being in the ranks of H.O.W.L.E to bad they don`t call up the sword elite
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why dont you teach him a lesson dude you look like you need the practise only use the stun setting on your swords
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