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#526 2006-08-03 22:50:23

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

uh-oh... I've never seen this movie

ooo... I'm in black-and-white tongue

::Cannon pounds on remote to get the channel to change back::

::wolfman sneaks up behind cannon just as he changes the channel back to "Pleasantville", and winds up coming with him when the channel changes::

oops

::Runs into livingroom and slams door behind him...swaps remotes with the one that David and Jennifer are fighting over in the movie::

::Salutes David and Jennifer as Wolfman breaks through door , aims remote at TV and pops back up in Cafe::

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#527 2006-08-03 23:02:36

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*wanders back into the cafe, sniffling, and notices Cannon by the TV*

Er... weren't you just? *looks back, looks at Cannon, shakes head*

*glances at the TV* Whoa!! I never saw THIS sequel! ... *winces* ... Oh geez... Talbot's getting his ass kicked!!


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#528 2006-08-03 23:27:27

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

::watches bizarre fight on TV as "Pleasantville" and "Wolfman" start to get mixed up::

hmm...I wonder which remote will win if you have a battle of the remotes....

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#529 2006-08-03 23:41:43

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Weeelll... lets not wonder! *>>ZAPS<< Cannon with her remote*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
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#530 2006-08-03 23:45:50

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf: Before anything else happens, I'm gonna leave. Busy this weekend.

(I glance at the mirror behind the counter and vanish.)

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#531 2006-08-03 23:52:17

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

::looks down at body, now in negative::

hmm...that's funky

::ZAPS Montana back with the remote, pressing ZOOM OUT::

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#532 2006-08-04 00:02:28

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...! ... .... ..... ...!!!!

*a very tiny WolfMontana climbs on top of the remote she dropped while shrinking, and jumps up and down on a random button, ZAPPING Cannon furiously*

<hardly audible simpsons laugh>.. ..!!</hardly audible simpsons laugh>


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#533 2006-08-04 00:07:03

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::Cannon, now about an inch tall as well, and moving in slow motion, slowly jumps on the remote and presses buttons at random::

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#534 2006-08-04 07:44:16

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*wanders up to the cafè* looks at TV, Strange..
*takes out Archblade* Hummm shall i train or should i not train that is the big question;)..

*takes on ninja clothes and start training skills wink


May your soul get what it wants... and there for not be consumed by human greed..
Life is what you make off it and life is what makes you keep going.. untill your soul becomes renewed... by living day... for day.. and making it better for everyone around you..
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#535 2006-08-04 11:10:47

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*Spacewolf Materializes behind cannondale, with two anonymous were's in tow*

"Cannondale, you are under arrest for multiple violations of the temporal accords. You will be removed from this place and taken to a facility where you will study all the divergent timelines you have created and learn why you SHOULDN'T MESS WITH TIME TRAVEL!!!"

*The two were's grab Cannondale and vanish in a swirl of color*

"Don't worry folks, he should be returned in a day or two, if his brain doesn't try to escape through his ears. Temporal mechanics can do that to a person."

*Spacewolf runs out to Roadies Garage and jumps on his bike and roars off down the road, leaving a trail of flames behind on the slightly molten asphalt.*


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#536 2006-08-04 12:44:06

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what? Divergent timelines?! I count only 1 at this point, and I'm working on finishing it!!!!

::takes deep breath::

I pressed the UNDO button when I screwed up the zombie thing, that should have taken care of that one. Then Montana ran off with the remote, then I got the "Pleasantville" remote from...erm....myself, but then I swapped it like I told myself to so I don't wind up going back with the same one and really messing things up.


And YOU'RE screwing up the timeline more by not letting me somehow get sprayed with beer and slightly scorch the "Click" remote, then go back and give myself the "Pleasantville" remote like I obviously did...or am going to do...since I gave myself the remote, which would get rid of any other divergent timelines and make me innocent!

::panting::

haHA! explain that!!!

Last edited by cannondale90 (2006-08-04 13:06:14)

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#537 2006-08-04 16:43:20

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

.....? ... ........ .... .. ... ....?!?!  ......................!!!!! yikes


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#538 2006-08-04 18:15:37

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::Having found himself in an empty questioning room in the "facility", Cannon looks around at the cameras and hopes someone heard him::


helloooooo?

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#539 2006-08-04 20:48:31

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

grrr snarrr


May your soul get what it wants... and there for not be consumed by human greed..
Life is what you make off it and life is what makes you keep going.. untill your soul becomes renewed... by living day... for day.. and making it better for everyone around you..
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#540 2006-08-04 21:06:57

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har har


May your soul get what it wants... and there for not be consumed by human greed..
Life is what you make off it and life is what makes you keep going.. untill your soul becomes renewed... by living day... for day.. and making it better for everyone around you..
Storm

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#541 2006-08-04 22:01:45

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*mini-WolfMontana shifts to her full hybrid form, now an impressive 7/8ths of an inch tall. She swivels her tiny head looking for some way out of her current predicament, and finally spies a pen on the floor nearby. She bounces over to it with a triumphant squeak, lifts it with some effort over her head, then struggles back to the remote. Holding it high above her head, she stands in the path of the remote, and drops the pen.*

*she does the same thing all over again, this time in 4x speed*

*and again, making absolutely no sound whatsoever*

*and finally, at an excruitatingly slow pace, squeaking the top of her head off*

ZZZAAAPPPP!!!!

A fully enraged, 8 foot tall werewolf appears next to the counter seemingly out of nowhere, and roars so loud the windows actually shake.


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#542 2006-08-04 22:26:08

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

::Still waiting in questioning room::

Hmm...this is boring

::starts playing spoons...where did I get spoons???::

::Cannon hears a faint ZAP, then a loud roar coming from above::

what?!

They brought me to the basement?!?!

::Pounds and yells on the ceiling::



[P.S....Montana, don't blame me, blame spacewolf, he stopped us in the middle of the remote fight!]

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#543 2006-08-05 05:27:00

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*What cannondale doesn't realize is that the UNDO command only affects your own actions, not those of others that were affected by your presence, I can't explain more as the other functions of the remote are classified by H.O.W.L.E D.T.I. , in fact the only time travel devices not restricted by D.T.I. are the Guardian of Forever and the Inquisitors gauntlet


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#544 2006-08-05 06:42:15

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spacewolf wrote:

*What cannondale doesn't realize is that the UNDO command only affects your own actions, not those of others that were affected by your presence, I can't explain more as the other functions of the remote are classified by H.O.W.L.E D.T.I. , in fact the only time travel devices not restricted by D.T.I. are the Guardian of Forever and the Inquisitors gauntlet

*looks up*
Jess your back big_smile Spacewolf smile
Hehehe, have you been busy with something this past weeks big_smile
well it is nice to have the H.O.W.L.E team back
*start training again*


May your soul get what it wants... and there for not be consumed by human greed..
Life is what you make off it and life is what makes you keep going.. untill your soul becomes renewed... by living day... for day.. and making it better for everyone around you..
Storm

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#545 2006-08-05 07:49:13

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::Listens to spacewolf's comment over speaker in the ceiling::

Hmm...okay, if you want to play it that way...

How can UNDO only affect my actions and not the effects of my presence? My actions affected other people and if I undid them then that should have undone the effects, so you're contradicting yourself there. Otherwise what's the point of having an UNDO button on a time machine?

If you're right, then there's still only 2 divergent timelines at the most. One where I popped up for a moment in the Zombie fight and dissapeared, assuming I undid the whole dissapearing zombie thing. But if that's the case, how come I wasn't stuck in that timeline when I came back? And what about those big black clouds that formed outside before I pressed undo?? The second one is the one that's getting worse as we speak because you broke up our remote fight....and unless a leaky beer ceg  crashes through the ceiling, I doubt it's getting any better.

::looks around...still nobody::

::continues to pound on ceiling::

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#546 2006-08-05 18:43:39

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*the beast grabs something nearby in rage - a table - lifts it over her head and throws it at the wall, shattering it against a keg that'd been placed by the door. The keg, pierced by a stray shard of... well, table, splits and rolls towards the werewolf, spewing beer everywhere, including her. Now completely beyond reason, she grabs the keg and starts smashing it repeatedly against the floor, where the effects of smashy smashy and weakening by 'liquid gold' cause the floor to give way...

and a leaky beer keg (complete with psycho werewolf) crashes through the ceiling -

- on top of Cannon*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#547 2006-08-05 23:17:45

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*Spacewolf peers down hole in floorand watches the pancake formerly known as Cannondale ooze out from underneath a slightly less enraged Montana and like the T-1000 starts to literally 'Pull himself together'*

"Cannondale, you have a date with history. DON'T SCREW UP!!"

*Spacewolf tosses Cannondale the two remotes*

"by the by I forgot to mention three other authorised time travel vehicles"

*as Spacewolf was saying this a whine could be heard building in the corner of the bar as a brief flash can be seen outside before a car pulls up to the bar as two phone booths one blue and appearing to be the source of the screeching and a metal and glass one with three people crammed inside, one older distinguished man and two teens appear.*


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#548 2006-08-06 05:24:43

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

roadwolf wakes from a drunken stupor on the floor and sees the weird crap thats going on

"what the hell is happening here"  " hey doc, what you been up to" roadwolf says to the old man in the delorian

road: cannondale get your furry butt back there and fix those timelines or you will have to answer to the topdog(commander of H.O.W.L.E) and you wont like him when hes angry

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#549 2006-08-06 08:41:44

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

theroadwolf wrote:

roadwolf wakes from a drunken stupor on the floor and sees the weird crap thats going on

"what the hell is happening here"  " hey doc, what you been up to" roadwolf says to the old man in the delorian

road: cannondale get your furry butt back there and fix those timelines or you will have to answer to the topdog(commander of H.O.W.L.E) and you wont like him when hes angry

Muhahaha it is not easy being in the ranks of H.O.W.L.E to bad they don`t call up the sword elite wink


May your soul get what it wants... and there for not be consumed by human greed..
Life is what you make off it and life is what makes you keep going.. untill your soul becomes renewed... by living day... for day.. and making it better for everyone around you..
Storm

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#550 2006-08-07 01:21:43

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why dont you teach him a lesson dude you look like you need the practise  only use the stun setting on your swords

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