*sits on her stool, with a blank look in her eyes, pondering the local vortex of weirdness*
*blinks* Um, excuse me, but were those... elves??
Better yet, don't tell me.
*raises an eyebrow at Wolf* What's a Yoohoo?
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Wolf: Chocolate drink. Norwegian wanted a chocolate drink. I was going to send him down to the convenience store. Maybe the elves and Arnold would go with him. It's too crowded in here and nobody's buying anything.
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Banished the phantom elfs, only one elf stands in the room
elf: what? never heard of phantom force before??
Me: Hei hei, elf, Arnold can you umm go down and get a yoohoo?? never tased yoohoo`s before
facts about phantom force= It is a magic spell that can replicate a person, over and over... and you must have enought mana to cast
Sorry, for the phantom force...
WolfVan Zandt well may you have a good time you to
Cheers NW aka Storm
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Wolf: I used to work in a camp for people with disabilites and I always drank two Yoohoos on the drive to work Sunday morning. Since I never cleaned my car out, the empty bottles collected in my front floor board and people started callig me"Yoohoo".
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hahahhaa funny werewolf WolfvanZandt
hehehe
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That's awesome!
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Wolf (Looking around suspiciously): Where'd Coyote go?
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*turns and scans the zombie strewn room* er...
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roadwolf sticks his head in the door to survey the damage and contacts some people who are experts at cleaning up zombie carcasses "i have called mythbusters cleaning services they should be able to clean this mess up or die trying"
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Wolf: That would be a good thing. Did more come in after We hawled out that pile outside? Grph! Some cemetary has emptied out. (I snarl in disgust.) I'd like to find out who raised those things........
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Hmm *wanders espresso machine-side and throws together a icy blended mocha, and another espresso for Wolf*
*trips over something*
*picks up a zombie arm from behind the counter and rolls her eyes*
*steps on the trash peddle and drops the arm *kerTHUNK*
Here you go. *hands the espresso to Wolf* Anybody else want something?
I think Norwegian said something about some Necromancer dude 'laughing his guts out - literally' outside? I took a peek but couldn't really sniff him out - bit overwhelmed by zombie stench. *makes a face*
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yeah ill take a tall frosty iced chocolate thanx and (pointing to the hand sticking out of the trash can) i thought you asked for someone to give youa hand with the drinks
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I take a fosty iced chocolate
So you want to find the main necromancer?? Maybe in the castle we did not attack in the forest....
Well, calls up main base : Yo, main man, I need a the new upgrade for my arcblades, you know the new auguments of light, and maybe i need a augument of fire and ice.... "teleporting them up!."
"Get back to the cunter and sits down" Guess i have to wait... So anyone want to go undead hunting
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*laughs at Roadwolf's joke as she whips up two frosty iced chocolates* Well, I needed a hand - I just prefer the ones that stay on people. Zombies are such messy things.
There's a castle in the forest Norwegian??
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sure thing lets go get em *roadwolf fit shadow with twin hunting rifles ,a powerful spotlight and a 50cal machine gun and then gets out the quadbikes from the workshop*
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Wolf: Thanks WolfMontana. And I'm game for the castle. I'm somewhat ticked. (I toss back the espresso, wait for the blistering to heal (a matter of seconds), and say:)
Wolf: Lesgo
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snowman: hey aint you gunna finish fixin' my truck first
roadwolf: sorry man this is personal business , you can stay in the apartment above the shop whilst im gone, just treat it like your own , it shouldn't take us to long *roadwolf, norweigian and WolfVanZandt then mount their bikes and ride off in search of this castle montana was talkin' about*
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*Spacewolf materializes in an empty corner of the Bar then belly's up to the counter*
"Hey Montana, can I get a Hot Choc to go?"
*looks around, notices all the changes, walks to the door and gives off a shrill whistle, moments later Skyfire lands on Spacewolfs arm and climbs to his shoulder*
"Skyfire, give me a survailance dump from my last access"
*Skyfire cocks his head to the side and closes his eyes transfering all survailance recordings from all HOWLE assets in the bar for the last 3 weeks*
"Damn!, there's alot of stuff that's happened here while I've been gone. Montana, you mind adding a double whisky to that hot choc for me? some of the stuff I've just seen I need to forget."
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Get ready to drive away on to the castle.. *piiiipp, pip pip, piiiiiiiipp*
Wtf?? OO my caller, sorry you guys wait a min.
*talks. bizzz my arcblades has returned with augument. thanks main man"
*Puts the swords in their place, and goes up in the back tier and drives after the guys*
This gonna be alot of fun never had so mutch fun before
Follow the yellow brick road you guys, not the blue one, the yellow!
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Wolf (Into the headset microphone): Does anybody have any idea what kind of security this place has?
(I see shadows moving among the trees).
Wolf: I think I just spotted it. Zombies ahead. Ya'll have something that will clear a path? If a bike hits one, the rider's gonna be a flying Werewolf.
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sure i wil send shadow ahead to clear a path "shadow take point and clear us a path to the castle, set up a scan and relay all info back to my commlin,k if you encounter any resistance you are authorised to use lethal force" shadow barks yes and trots off 30 sec later roadwolf receives a signal and they all hear the bark of a 50cal mowing doiwn the undead roadwolf (Into the headset microphone):i think we can now slowly move forward but be ready for anything
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*Spacewolf hears the report of the 50 cal and turns to Skyfire*
"Skyfire, Provide Cover for Roadwolf, call strikes from the orbital laser if you have to, you have my command codes right?"
*Skyfire signals an Affirmative then flys out an open window to join the fight*
"Man, When did the Necromancer move into town? Montana, where's my hot choc?"
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*strums her fingers on the counter, and gives a little cough from the motorcycle fumes that wafted into the cafe*
You know, it's just right that they'd all take off without me. I don't travel by bike anyhoo.
*turns to Spacewolf* Dude - a hot choc with whiskey?!? *makes a face*
I'm getting there - I was watching you getting an info 'dump' from that bird on your shoulder. And where were ya when all the zombie business was going down here? Did you see the mess? Gah.
*raids the cupboards for whiskey* Er... you didn't happen to bring your own didya? *throws together a hot choc for spacewolf and hands it over* Enjoy!
*leaps over the counter and shifts smoothly into a wolf, landing on all fours*
*wuffs at Spacewolf and lopes out the door, into the forest, following a trail of bike exhaust and testosterone*
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*Get your motor running, out on the high way... looking for adventure, what ever comes our way.... BORN TO BE WILD * listening to the radio
*Stops the bike and gets off* Soo were is the new assistent WolfMontana??
*everyone looks at eatch other, and replie Sorry* Ok, well let`s go...
*Start singing* Were do I go.. to isengard to isengard, were do I go to Isengard, to Isengard..
Roadwolf do you have a C4 for me... U know, nothing like C4 IN THE MORNING
*THe group start making plans* *I Nod, nod nod* Ok, I am ready to kick some ass...
*walks in to the foreste and nobody notic that i am gone*
*I run towards the castle and open the door, and run in and start running up the stairs... scream* OIIIII, WERE ARE YOU UGLY BASTARDS???
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Wolf: I can't help but notice that the Singin' Werewolf is missing and that mean's he's probably already on his way to the castle. We'd better get our tails movin'.
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