*sits on her stool, with a blank look in her eyes, pondering the local vortex of weirdness*

*blinks* Um, excuse me, but were those... elves??

Better yet, don't tell me.

*raises an eyebrow at Wolf* What's a Yoohoo?

Banished the phantom elfs, only one elf stands in the room
elf: what? never heard of phantom force before??

Me: Hei hei, elf, Arnold can you umm go down and get a yoohoo??  never tased yoohoo`s before

facts about phantom force= It is a magic spell that can replicate a person, over and over... and you must have enought mana to cast

Sorry, for the phantom force...
WolfVan Zandt well may you have a good time you to

Cheers NW aka Storm

hahahhaa funny werewolf WolfvanZandt

hehehe

Wolf (Looking around suspiciously): Where'd Coyote go?

roadwolf sticks his head in the door to survey the damage and contacts some people who are experts at cleaning up zombie carcasses "i have called mythbusters cleaning services they should be able to clean this mess up or die trying"

Hmm *wanders espresso machine-side and throws together a icy blended mocha, and another espresso for Wolf*

*trips over something*
*picks up a zombie arm from behind the counter and rolls her eyes*
*steps on the trash peddle and drops the arm *kerTHUNK*

Here you go. *hands the espresso to Wolf* Anybody else want something?

I think Norwegian said something about some Necromancer dude 'laughing his guts out - literally' outside? I took a peek but couldn't really sniff him out - bit overwhelmed by zombie stench. *makes a face*

I take a fosty iced chocolate

So you want to find the main necromancer?? Maybe in the castle we did not attack in the forest....
Well, calls up main base : Yo, main man, I need a the new upgrade for my arcblades, you know the new auguments of light, and maybe i need a augument of fire and ice.... "teleporting them up!."

"Get back to the cunter and sits down"  Guess i have to wait... So anyone want to go undead  hunting

sure thing  lets go get em  *roadwolf fit shadow with twin hunting rifles ,a powerful spotlight and a 50cal machine gun and then gets out the quadbikes from the workshop*

snowman: hey aint you gunna finish fixin' my truck first

roadwolf: sorry man this is personal business , you can stay in the apartment above the shop whilst im gone, just treat it like your own , it shouldn't take us to long  *roadwolf, norweigian and WolfVanZandt then mount their bikes and ride off in search of this castle montana was talkin' about*

Get ready to drive away on to the castle.. *piiiipp, pip pip, piiiiiiiipp*
Wtf?? OO my caller, sorry you guys wait a min.
*talks. bizzz my arcblades has returned with augument. thanks main man"

*Puts the swords in their place, and goes up in the back tier and drives after the guys*

This gonna be alot of fun never had so mutch fun before

Follow the yellow brick road you guys, not the blue one, the yellow!

sure i wil send shadow ahead to clear a path     "shadow take point and clear us a path to the castle, set up a scan and relay all info back to my commlin,k if you encounter any resistance  you are authorised to use  lethal force"  shadow barks yes and trots off   30 sec later roadwolf receives a signal and they all hear the bark of a 50cal mowing doiwn the undead  roadwolf (Into the headset microphone):i think we can now slowly move forward but be ready for anything

*strums her fingers on the counter, and gives a little cough from the motorcycle fumes that wafted into the cafe*

You know, it's just right that they'd all take off without me. I don't travel by bike anyhoo.

*turns to Spacewolf* Dude - a hot choc with whiskey?!? *makes a face*
I'm getting there - I was watching you getting an info 'dump' from that bird on your shoulder. And where were ya when all the zombie business was going down here? Did you see the mess? Gah.

*raids the cupboards for whiskey* Er... you didn't happen to bring your own didya? *throws together a hot choc for spacewolf and hands it over* Enjoy!

*leaps over the counter and shifts smoothly into a wolf, landing on all fours*
*wuffs at Spacewolf and lopes out the door, into the forest, following a trail of bike exhaust and testosterone*

Wolf: I can't help but notice that the Singin' Werewolf is missing and that mean's he's probably already on his way to the castle. We'd better get our tails movin'.