*smiles* I'm just going to leave that up to your imagination *pulls out a cigarette* Mind if I light up?
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sure, go ahead. smoking a cig, after, hmm. *massages you*
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*takes a drag on the cigarette and goes back in for more* *when she comes back up, the smoke is drifting out of Zage's arse*
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you're THAT good?
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Yeah. Learned that trick from Chris. He's this guy I am in an on again, off again relationship with. I don't think it's gonna work out between us though.
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aww *huggles*
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*huggles back* So I'm pretty much a free agent.
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Oooo, snuggles* :3
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*creates an army of grizzly bear supersoldiers, masquarades them as strippers, and sends them over to give Zage a special dance*
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Ooh, just like my time in WW2
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*fills Zage's couch cushions up with Iberico ham* Good luck trying to resist this. *smirks*
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Iberico?
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The fine wine of meat products. Look at the price: http://www.tienda.com/food/products/jm-07.html?site=1
You'll probably have to go out and buy a new couch after you chew your current one to shreds.
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meh, nothing new, I've done so before
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Was it delicious?
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haven't eaten it yet. *notices Pip & Pen gnawing on my couch, tho*
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Down! Bad Pen! That's Zage's special meatcouch.
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*puts crazy glue on Joker's toilet seat.*
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I don't really have to use the restroom right now, so it will have probably already set by the time I use it.
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it's body heat activated.
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*Joker leaves some "presents" in the foot of Zage's bed and covers the sheets in itching powder*
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Damn it one nut....stop interfering with my fun time. Sorry Zage, was about to climb in too, but not now. Maybe another time Hope you get some sleep
*slaps one nut across the back of his head*
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*whispers to Teal* Wanna hit up my forum?
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*looks suspiciously at one nut* After what you just did? How can I trust you now?
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*whispers something very dirty in Teal's ear* *smirks and licks Teal's nose*
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