The Werewolf Café / Zage's Territory {18 +} {See rules & exceptions inside}

TealPelt · 2012-06-09 13:32:44

*smiles* I'm just going to leave that up to your imagination *pulls out a cigarette* Mind if I light up?

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-09 13:41:09

sure, go ahead. smoking a cig, after, hmm. *massages you*

TealPelt · 2012-06-09 13:55:16

*takes a drag on the cigarette and goes back in for more* *when she comes back up, the smoke is drifting out of Zage's arse*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-09 14:03:25

you're THAT good?

TealPelt · 2012-06-09 14:17:47

Yeah. Learned that trick from Chris. He's this guy I am in an on again, off again relationship with. I don't think it's gonna work out between us though.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-10 02:40:06

aww *huggles*

TealPelt · 2012-06-10 08:37:48

*huggles back* So I'm pretty much a free agent.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-10 11:34:43

Oooo, snuggles* :3

JokerWolf · 2012-06-10 13:59:34

*creates an army of grizzly bear supersoldiers, masquarades them as strippers, and sends them over to give Zage a special dance*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-10 14:08:37

Ooh, just like my time in WW2

JokerWolf · 2012-06-10 15:44:32

*fills Zage's couch cushions up with Iberico ham* Good luck trying to resist this. *smirks*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 02:19:57

Iberico?

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 02:23:36

The fine wine of meat products. Look at the price: http://www.tienda.com/food/products/jm-07.html?site=1

You'll probably have to go out and buy a new couch after you chew your current one to shreds.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 02:31:54

meh, nothing new, I've done so before

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 02:34:49

Was it delicious?

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 02:37:03

haven't eaten it yet. *notices Pip & Pen gnawing on my couch, tho*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 02:38:54

Down! Bad Pen! That's Zage's special meatcouch.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 02:40:20

*puts crazy glue on Joker's toilet seat.*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 02:42:09

I don't really have to use the restroom right now, so it will have probably already set by the time I use it.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 02:45:01

it's body heat activated.

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 03:53:25

*Joker leaves some "presents" in the foot of Zage's bed and covers the sheets in itching powder*

TealPelt · 2012-06-11 04:01:42

Damn it one nut....stop interfering with my fun time. Sorry Zage, was about to climb in too, but not now. Maybe another time Hope you get some sleep *slaps one nut across the back of his head*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 04:10:07

*whispers to Teal* Wanna hit up my forum?

TealPelt · 2012-06-11 04:11:37

*looks suspiciously at one nut* After what you just did? How can I trust you now?

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 04:12:35

*whispers something very dirty in Teal's ear* *smirks and licks Teal's nose*

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