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#1576 2006-12-18 19:41:11

theroadwolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

bows and tips his hat "thank you,im here all week, try the veal"

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#1577 2006-12-18 20:54:54

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*giggles*

... Wait a minute! I sense I was recently pounced on!! yikes

(baaaad reflexes)

*sculls the mocha and gives thumbs up to the barista, who beans her between the eyes with a sugar packet*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1578 2006-12-18 21:34:53

Howlitzer
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

::balances all the salt shakers on edge::

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#1579 2006-12-18 22:19:27

WolfVanZandt
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf: Looks like somebody else uses the "airwaves" - the van had a busted waterpump and threw a serpentine belt. the fix cost me $346. Benny was beside himself when he "lost" my van - I did some explaining. Spacewolf's modification was free - right Spacy?

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#1580 2006-12-19 00:28:58

WolfVanZandt
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf (suddenly getting a twinge of impending disaster, lifting my mrror): I gotta go. (I vanish......)

(and reapear in Spacewolf's garage)

Wolf: Don't get bent out of shape, I just had to rant.

(I get into the newly modifd van and crnk it up)

Wolf: Yer dangerous now so get control of your temper.

(I look into the rear view mirror and we both vanish. As I drive onto a moonbridge.....)

Wolf: And please don't blow up the law offices - we have to have somewhere to live....

Wolf: (Grph!.....

Van: Heh heh

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#1581 2006-12-19 02:46:19

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"Not only was the service free but we also installed some weaponry and a vehicle ready, combat capable AI care of Knight Industries"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1582 2006-12-19 04:30:52

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*cackles at Grey and falls off her chair*

Be afraid slugs, be very afraid!!

*ponders, then balances the pepper shakers on top of the salt shakers*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1583 2006-12-19 06:39:26

theroadwolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*tries to then balance the ketchup bottles on top of the pepper shakers but fails getting showered in pepper*

*running past the porta potty outside*
"AA-A-A-A-A-AAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" ROADWOLF SNEEZES blowing the portaloo of its base leaving spacewolf in an embarasing position  sitting on the can with his pants around his ankles reading a PLAYWERE magazine

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#1584 2006-12-19 07:03:08

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"Hi all, I was just ah... reading the articles, yeah, the articles, say roadie isn't this your girlfriend?"

*Points to a rather cute little thing on the centrefold*


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1585 2006-12-19 07:05:19

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"Hey, don't you find it odd that I'm in the bar and outside on the john at the same time?"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1586 2006-12-20 02:06:50

WolfVanZandt
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

(I reappear in my seat and recover my coffee/whiskey)

Wolf: Well, that was interesting.

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#1587 2006-12-20 05:49:36

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*sits there pondering blow-up Tardises*

*raids her secret Lamington stash behind the counter while the barista isn't looking*

*happily devours a lamington, then peers at Wolf* Yeah? So... your van has a personality now?


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1588 2006-12-21 00:27:36

WolfVanZandt
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf: My van has had a personality for some time. I wake my vehicles up so I can communicate with them empathically and use them in dream time. I've got this one up to the level of about a five year old  kid. I'm not too sure how it's going to do with planet killer technology (slight exaggeration but under the circumstances.....).Especially since they installed remote control and it can now run itself.

And it's not fond of lawyers.

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#1589 2006-12-21 06:00:54

theroadwolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

dont worry it wont attack unless told to or it is provoked due to the inhibiter software we installed

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#1590 2006-12-21 06:02:58

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Go van! lol That's actually pretty cool. Perhaps I should wire the voice from my phone into your van. It could be a VITT, instead of a KITT. wink

I'ma gunna go for a run. *throws the sugar packet back at the barista (gets him in the eye, ow) then shifts into a wolf and lopes out the door*

*finds a heavily shaded spot and sits low to the ground, all thoughtful like*
*snaps at a bug*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1591 2006-12-21 09:02:36

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*sits next to Montana and waits for the fly to buzz around my eye then 'snap' I close my eyes trapping the fly in my eyelashes ala Aeon Flux*


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1592 2006-12-21 17:27:44

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*raises a wolfy eyebrow, staring at spacewolf*

*makes an annoyed huff sound, then SNAPs her jaws over spacewolf's muzzle*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1593 2006-12-21 22:25:34

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a106/davelister/merry_smegging_xmas.gif


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1594 2006-12-22 00:38:18

WolfVanZandt
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From: Broomfield, Colorado
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf: Roadwolf, the Van is animated by my own personality. It, unfortunately, will attack whenever it darn well wants to - and it figured out almost right away how to disable your inhibiter. It knows what I know. It's not very hard when you can go into Dreamtime inside yourself. Before you installed that remote, it could only do what a regular van could do.

I'd try to terminate it but I didn't wake it up just so I could kill it and, frankly, we've been through a lot together. I'm going to give it a chance - I owe it that much.

But, if I do end up having to kill it, I'm going to be ever so pissed. Let us hope it behaves itself.

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#1595 2006-12-22 05:18:06

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*cackles at Spacewolf*

*rolls around on the ground, giggling* lol


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1596 2006-12-26 06:27:09

theroadwolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

if you have to kill it we will replace it free of charge with a AI of you choice

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#1597 2006-12-26 07:08:59

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Models not available: Hal9000, Deep Thought, the Skynet system, Cortana (other ONI models are available), KITT, KARR, C3PO or Data.

"We does have an AI from the 'Sirius Cybernetics Corporation' if'n you really want it. But I'd advise against it."


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1598 2006-12-26 14:31:17

WolfVanZandt
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From: Broomfield, Colorado
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf: (O.o) Uh, I brought it into the world, if it needs to be taken out, I'll do it.

(I look at my watch)
Wolf: Huh. I spent Christmas in a coffee bar - how lame is that?

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#1599 2006-12-26 17:41:33

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"We aren't disputing your right to terminate, we are merely giving you options if you have to do so."


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1600 2006-12-26 21:09:13

WolfVanZandt
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf (sigh): Okay, I'll keep it in mind. Grph, I'm going home.

(I fish out my mirror, hold it up, and vanish.)

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