bows and tips his hat "thank you,im here all week, try the veal"
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*giggles*
... Wait a minute! I sense I was recently pounced on!!
(baaaad reflexes)
*sculls the mocha and gives thumbs up to the barista, who beans her between the eyes with a sugar packet*
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Wolf: Looks like somebody else uses the "airwaves" - the van had a busted waterpump and threw a serpentine belt. the fix cost me $346. Benny was beside himself when he "lost" my van - I did some explaining. Spacewolf's modification was free - right Spacy?
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Wolf (suddenly getting a twinge of impending disaster, lifting my mrror): I gotta go. (I vanish......)
(and reapear in Spacewolf's garage)
Wolf: Don't get bent out of shape, I just had to rant.
(I get into the newly modifd van and crnk it up)
Wolf: Yer dangerous now so get control of your temper.
(I look into the rear view mirror and we both vanish. As I drive onto a moonbridge.....)
Wolf: And please don't blow up the law offices - we have to have somewhere to live....
Wolf: (Grph!.....
Van: Heh heh
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"Not only was the service free but we also installed some weaponry and a vehicle ready, combat capable AI care of Knight Industries"
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*cackles at Grey and falls off her chair*
Be afraid slugs, be very afraid!!
*ponders, then balances the pepper shakers on top of the salt shakers*
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*tries to then balance the ketchup bottles on top of the pepper shakers but fails getting showered in pepper*
*running past the porta potty outside*
"AA-A-A-A-A-AAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" ROADWOLF SNEEZES blowing the portaloo of its base leaving spacewolf in an embarasing position sitting on the can with his pants around his ankles reading a PLAYWERE magazine
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"Hi all, I was just ah... reading the articles, yeah, the articles, say roadie isn't this your girlfriend?"
*Points to a rather cute little thing on the centrefold*
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"Hey, don't you find it odd that I'm in the bar and outside on the john at the same time?"
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(I reappear in my seat and recover my coffee/whiskey)
Wolf: Well, that was interesting.
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*sits there pondering blow-up Tardises*
*raids her secret Lamington stash behind the counter while the barista isn't looking*
*happily devours a lamington, then peers at Wolf* Yeah? So... your van has a personality now?
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Wolf: My van has had a personality for some time. I wake my vehicles up so I can communicate with them empathically and use them in dream time. I've got this one up to the level of about a five year old kid. I'm not too sure how it's going to do with planet killer technology (slight exaggeration but under the circumstances.....).Especially since they installed remote control and it can now run itself.
And it's not fond of lawyers.
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dont worry it wont attack unless told to or it is provoked due to the inhibiter software we installed
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Go van! That's actually pretty cool. Perhaps I should wire the voice from my phone into your van. It could be a VITT, instead of a KITT.
I'ma gunna go for a run. *throws the sugar packet back at the barista (gets him in the eye, ow) then shifts into a wolf and lopes out the door*
*finds a heavily shaded spot and sits low to the ground, all thoughtful like*
*snaps at a bug*
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*sits next to Montana and waits for the fly to buzz around my eye then 'snap' I close my eyes trapping the fly in my eyelashes ala Aeon Flux*
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*raises a wolfy eyebrow, staring at spacewolf*
*makes an annoyed huff sound, then SNAPs her jaws over spacewolf's muzzle*
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Wolf: Roadwolf, the Van is animated by my own personality. It, unfortunately, will attack whenever it darn well wants to - and it figured out almost right away how to disable your inhibiter. It knows what I know. It's not very hard when you can go into Dreamtime inside yourself. Before you installed that remote, it could only do what a regular van could do.
I'd try to terminate it but I didn't wake it up just so I could kill it and, frankly, we've been through a lot together. I'm going to give it a chance - I owe it that much.
But, if I do end up having to kill it, I'm going to be ever so pissed. Let us hope it behaves itself.
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*cackles at Spacewolf*
*rolls around on the ground, giggling*
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if you have to kill it we will replace it free of charge with a AI of you choice
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Models not available: Hal9000, Deep Thought, the Skynet system, Cortana (other ONI models are available), KITT, KARR, C3PO or Data.
"We does have an AI from the 'Sirius Cybernetics Corporation' if'n you really want it. But I'd advise against it."
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Wolf: (O.o) Uh, I brought it into the world, if it needs to be taken out, I'll do it.
(I look at my watch)
Wolf: Huh. I spent Christmas in a coffee bar - how lame is that?
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"We aren't disputing your right to terminate, we are merely giving you options if you have to do so."
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Wolf (sigh): Okay, I'll keep it in mind. Grph, I'm going home.
(I fish out my mirror, hold it up, and vanish.)
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