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#1351 2006-11-08 07:23:50

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"Roadwolf! Baka!"

*Whacks Roadwolf over the head with a giant hammer, Resulting in Roadie seeing stars for a few moments*


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1352 2006-11-08 08:19:02

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*smiles* hahaha Long live the anime hammer.. *bows to Spacewolf*

*takes out masamune and smiles* This is the legendary Masamune ... I love this sword wink

Wooott I have NEVERWINTER NIGHTS 2 wink


May your soul get what it wants... and there for not be consumed by human greed..
Life is what you make off it and life is what makes you keep going.. untill your soul becomes renewed... by living day... for day.. and making it better for everyone around you..
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#1353 2006-11-08 22:31:00

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*Roadwolf gets plonked on the head by a stray coffee jug*

*WolfMontana grabs a dishcloth to towel the coffee off her shirt*

Nice new look dude, next time you want coffee, just ASK. Throwing knives at the barista is a definite no-no.

*plucks the knife out of the cupboard, turns and flicks it at Roadie. It neatly severs his belt on the side, and his pants fall down*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1354 2006-11-08 22:48:18

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

::takes out really sharp knife::

::closes eyes::

::places hand on table::

::starts rapidly stabbing knife into the table between each finger::

::goes faster::

::goes faster::

::goes faster::

::goes faster::

>crunch< ::knife sticks in hand::

neutral ::looks at hand::

O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

::pulls knife out::

::wipes off hand::

::waits for wound to heal::

::closes eyes::

::puts hand on table::

::repeats::

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#1355 2006-11-08 23:03:21

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*removes table*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1356 2006-11-08 23:07:34

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

::uses chair::

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#1357 2006-11-08 23:24:20

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*replaces knife with a fork*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1358 2006-11-08 23:30:22

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

::sharpens fork handle on teeth, then uses it as a knife::

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#1359 2006-11-08 23:45:41

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*Spacewolf Stands wearing his Dress Uniform in front of Sparrow, Wearing a Tux and the Masamune, on a stand with a corsage wrapped around the handle. The other occupants of the cafe are similarly dressed and seated in two rows behind Sparrow.*

"By the powers vested in me by God and H.O.W.L.E. SPACECOM, I now pronounce you 'Wolf and Sword' Congratulations!"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1360 2006-11-08 23:50:43

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*replaces sharp fork with spatula*

*ponders the scene unfolding between Spacewolf and Sparrow and Sparrow's sword*

Whoa! And me without a wedding pressie!!

*snatches the spatula back, ties a bow around it*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1361 2006-11-09 02:09:57

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

roadwolf pulls up his pants
road : " i'll show you knife skills montana"

roadwolf shifts to spirit form
road:(speaking to howlitzer)  "put your hand on that wall trooper"

howlitzer: but but but

road: PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL

howlitzer does what his commander says, roadwolf pulls 4 knives out of his belt  "now put a smoke in your mouth and dont move", roadie then throws each knife in succession and each lands between a finger he then whips a bigger one out of his boot and throws sliceing the cigerette in two length ways

road : "now thats impressive"  roadwolf then floats a cup of coffee to himself with his newfound telekinesis

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#1362 2006-11-09 06:52:05

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

hmm okie dokie...

::stares at roadwolf:: neutral

::stares harder::

::stares HARDER:: >.<

....>plink BANG< ::roadwolf's coffee cup falls to the ground and explodes::

::toothpicks shoot out of the container near the cash register and pin Roadwolf to the wall::

big_smile

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#1363 2006-11-09 07:27:28

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*looks at sword and cuts a table*
hehe... I like this sword..


May your soul get what it wants... and there for not be consumed by human greed..
Life is what you make off it and life is what makes you keep going.. untill your soul becomes renewed... by living day... for day.. and making it better for everyone around you..
Storm

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#1364 2006-11-09 11:17:24

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*ponders the general zany mayhem and calmly makes herself a mocha, then whips up an espresso for Wolf*

Where'd the old barista go anyway? I thought I was off the hook!

*grabs a stool and sits behind the safety of the counter, happily drinking, while Sparrow chops tables in two and Howl and Road duke it out telekinetically*

Well, as it seems we've entered the twilight zone, I wonder if I can do this... *Narrowing her eyes, she concentrates on the tip of Howls tail. A fiery glow builds up in the iris and pupil of her eyes, a heat trail distorts the air in a beeline to Howl's tail, and the tip bursts into flame.*

Yes, yes I can! big_smile

...man, I watch too much Smallville.


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1365 2006-11-09 16:37:41

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

yikes AHHHHHHH!!!!!

::jumps around and puts out tail::

mad

hmm hmm

::stares at Montana, but nothing happens::
>.<

::the air around Montana gets so cold she can see her breath::

::Montana's mocha rapidly cools off, then freezes as frost begins to form on everything around her::

::WolfMontana freezes solid::

big_smile

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#1366 2006-11-09 19:56:16

theroadwolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"i have something that will blow your mind howlitzer, block your ears guys"

roadwolf draws up a huge breath and begins to howl   AAAAAAAAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

creating a shockwave that blows howlitzer through the wall of the cafe, howlitzer gets up so road hits him again this time with a howl so high pitched its ultrasonic causing HL to be stunned for 30secs

road "i told ya it will blow your mind"

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#1367 2006-11-09 20:57:04

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*Uses Pyrokenesis to thaw Montana, Makes a Hot Chocolate then uses Cryokenesis to chill the Chocolate*

"Iced Chocolate anyone?"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1368 2006-11-09 22:34:18

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

::gets up::

::rubs ears::

::hits side of head::

::yells:: HEY! NOW MY EARS ARE RINGING AND I CANT HEAR YOU!

hmm

::Howlitzer stares at roadwolf:: mad

::the air around Roadwolf starts to let out a very very low pitched hum::

::the noise gets louder until it's a loud rumble::

::the noise continues to get louder, Roadwolf becomes dizzy and disoriented::

::the noise still gets louder, Roadwolf can hardly move and his iced chocolate cracks and shatters::

>BANG< ::roadwolf shoots through the ceiling and lands somewhere miles away::


HA! I challenge you to name that kinesis tongue

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#1369 2006-11-09 22:49:21

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Kickyoassokinesis?

*yells up through the hole in the roof* THANKS FOR THE THAW!!

*shifts into a wolf to get rid of the chill, licks mocha popsicle*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1370 2006-11-10 05:31:42

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

roadwolf comes back in after running 5 miles in 2 mins

"oh  you wanna challenge me huh, ok then your on i bet you $500 i can make you disappear"

roadwolf begins to meditate  " now noone interfere"  he then starts chanting "i prey to thy the sprits of the north south east and west, arise and assist me with this pest" the cafe goes dark and the spirits of 4 werewolves appear 


space : who are these guys?

road : they are "the 4 werewolves of the apocolypes. death,war, famine and pestilense.

war : you called master

road: take howlitzer on a tour of your home dimension

death: we cannot take him directly we need you to giftwrap him first

road: ok
roadwolf then concentrates and has howlitzer packaged up in a box the size of a beer case

roadwolf then says "here boys have fun" as he chucks the box to famine the 4 spirits then disappear in a cloud of smoke with strains of "ghostriders" playing

dusting his paws off "well   that got rid of him"

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#1371 2006-11-10 06:12:37

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf: Thanks for the espresso, Montana.

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#1372 2006-11-10 07:51:09

Howlitzer
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

theroadwolf wrote:

roadwolf comes back in after running 5 miles in 2 mins

"oh  you wanna challenge me huh, ok then your on i bet you $500 i can make you disappear"

roadwolf begins to meditate  " now noone interfere"  he then starts chanting "i prey to thy the sprits of the north south east and west, arise and assist me with this pest" the cafe goes dark and the spirits of 4 werewolves appear 


space : who are these guys?

road : they are "the 4 werewolves of the apocolypes. death,war, famine and pestilense.

war : you called master

road: take howlitzer on a tour of your home dimension

death: we cannot take him directly we need you to giftwrap him first

road: ok
roadwolf then concentrates and has howlitzer packaged up in a box the size of a beer case

roadwolf then says "here boys have fun" as he chucks the box to famine the 4 spirits then disappear in a cloud of smoke with strains of "ghostriders" playing

dusting his paws off "well   that got rid of him"

::the toilet in the bathroom flushes, and Howlitzer walks out, drying his paws off::

neutral What?

::looks around just in time to see the 4 spirits disappearing in a puff of smoke::

ah, I see you got rid of my Howlitzer-dummy....

I sure hope those spirits were planning on redecorating their home dimension, I've got about 10 antimatter bombs stuffed in that thing, along with some other unstable junk I thought I'd throw in big_smile...

next time, keep your eyes open when you meditate lol

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#1373 2006-11-10 20:00:38

Wolf Sparrow
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*removes sword and drinks ice mocca* Good big_smile


May your soul get what it wants... and there for not be consumed by human greed..
Life is what you make off it and life is what makes you keep going.. untill your soul becomes renewed... by living day... for day.. and making it better for everyone around you..
Storm

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#1374 2006-11-10 21:53:51

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*shifts back to almost human, smiles at Wolf* Yur welcome! smile


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1375 2006-11-11 00:35:27

theroadwolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

" the whole place is powered by antimatter so nothing will happen"

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