"Roadwolf! Baka!"
*Whacks Roadwolf over the head with a giant hammer, Resulting in Roadie seeing stars for a few moments*
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*smiles* hahaha Long live the anime hammer.. *bows to Spacewolf*
*takes out masamune and smiles* This is the legendary Masamune ... I love this sword
Wooott I have NEVERWINTER NIGHTS 2
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*Roadwolf gets plonked on the head by a stray coffee jug*
*WolfMontana grabs a dishcloth to towel the coffee off her shirt*
Nice new look dude, next time you want coffee, just ASK. Throwing knives at the barista is a definite no-no.
*plucks the knife out of the cupboard, turns and flicks it at Roadie. It neatly severs his belt on the side, and his pants fall down*
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::takes out really sharp knife::
::closes eyes::
::places hand on table::
::starts rapidly stabbing knife into the table between each finger::
::goes faster::
::goes faster::
::goes faster::
::goes faster::
>crunch< ::knife sticks in hand:: ::looks at hand::
O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
::pulls knife out::
::wipes off hand::
::waits for wound to heal::
::closes eyes::
::puts hand on table::
::repeats::
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*removes table*
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*replaces knife with a fork*
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*Spacewolf Stands wearing his Dress Uniform in front of Sparrow, Wearing a Tux and the Masamune, on a stand with a corsage wrapped around the handle. The other occupants of the cafe are similarly dressed and seated in two rows behind Sparrow.*
"By the powers vested in me by God and H.O.W.L.E. SPACECOM, I now pronounce you 'Wolf and Sword' Congratulations!"
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*replaces sharp fork with spatula*
*ponders the scene unfolding between Spacewolf and Sparrow and Sparrow's sword*
Whoa! And me without a wedding pressie!!
*snatches the spatula back, ties a bow around it*
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roadwolf pulls up his pants
road : " i'll show you knife skills montana"
roadwolf shifts to spirit form
road:(speaking to howlitzer) "put your hand on that wall trooper"
howlitzer: but but but
road: PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL
howlitzer does what his commander says, roadwolf pulls 4 knives out of his belt "now put a smoke in your mouth and dont move", roadie then throws each knife in succession and each lands between a finger he then whips a bigger one out of his boot and throws sliceing the cigerette in two length ways
road : "now thats impressive" roadwolf then floats a cup of coffee to himself with his newfound telekinesis
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okie dokie...
::stares at roadwolf::
::stares harder::
::stares HARDER:: >.<
....>plink BANG< ::roadwolf's coffee cup falls to the ground and explodes::
::toothpicks shoot out of the container near the cash register and pin Roadwolf to the wall::
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*looks at sword and cuts a table*
hehe... I like this sword..
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*ponders the general zany mayhem and calmly makes herself a mocha, then whips up an espresso for Wolf*
Where'd the old barista go anyway? I thought I was off the hook!
*grabs a stool and sits behind the safety of the counter, happily drinking, while Sparrow chops tables in two and Howl and Road duke it out telekinetically*
Well, as it seems we've entered the twilight zone, I wonder if I can do this... *Narrowing her eyes, she concentrates on the tip of Howls tail. A fiery glow builds up in the iris and pupil of her eyes, a heat trail distorts the air in a beeline to Howl's tail, and the tip bursts into flame.*
Yes, yes I can!
...man, I watch too much Smallville.
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AHHHHHHH!!!!!
::jumps around and puts out tail::
hmm
::stares at Montana, but nothing happens::
>.<
::the air around Montana gets so cold she can see her breath::
::Montana's mocha rapidly cools off, then freezes as frost begins to form on everything around her::
::WolfMontana freezes solid::
Last edited by Howlitzer (2006-11-09 16:44:17)
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"i have something that will blow your mind howlitzer, block your ears guys"
roadwolf draws up a huge breath and begins to howl AAAAAAAAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
creating a shockwave that blows howlitzer through the wall of the cafe, howlitzer gets up so road hits him again this time with a howl so high pitched its ultrasonic causing HL to be stunned for 30secs
road "i told ya it will blow your mind"
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*Uses Pyrokenesis to thaw Montana, Makes a Hot Chocolate then uses Cryokenesis to chill the Chocolate*
"Iced Chocolate anyone?"
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::gets up::
::rubs ears::
::hits side of head::
::yells:: HEY! NOW MY EARS ARE RINGING AND I CANT HEAR YOU!
::Howlitzer stares at roadwolf::
::the air around Roadwolf starts to let out a very very low pitched hum::
::the noise gets louder until it's a loud rumble::
::the noise continues to get louder, Roadwolf becomes dizzy and disoriented::
::the noise still gets louder, Roadwolf can hardly move and his iced chocolate cracks and shatters::
>BANG< ::roadwolf shoots through the ceiling and lands somewhere miles away::
HA! I challenge you to name that kinesis
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Kickyoassokinesis?
*yells up through the hole in the roof* THANKS FOR THE THAW!!
*shifts into a wolf to get rid of the chill, licks mocha popsicle*
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roadwolf comes back in after running 5 miles in 2 mins
"oh you wanna challenge me huh, ok then your on i bet you $500 i can make you disappear"
roadwolf begins to meditate " now noone interfere" he then starts chanting "i prey to thy the sprits of the north south east and west, arise and assist me with this pest" the cafe goes dark and the spirits of 4 werewolves appear
space : who are these guys?
road : they are "the 4 werewolves of the apocolypes. death,war, famine and pestilense.
war : you called master
road: take howlitzer on a tour of your home dimension
death: we cannot take him directly we need you to giftwrap him first
road: ok
roadwolf then concentrates and has howlitzer packaged up in a box the size of a beer case
roadwolf then says "here boys have fun" as he chucks the box to famine the 4 spirits then disappear in a cloud of smoke with strains of "ghostriders" playing
dusting his paws off "well that got rid of him"
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Wolf: Thanks for the espresso, Montana.
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theroadwolf wrote:
roadwolf comes back in after running 5 miles in 2 mins
"oh you wanna challenge me huh, ok then your on i bet you $500 i can make you disappear"
roadwolf begins to meditate " now noone interfere" he then starts chanting "i prey to thy the sprits of the north south east and west, arise and assist me with this pest" the cafe goes dark and the spirits of 4 werewolves appear
space : who are these guys?
road : they are "the 4 werewolves of the apocolypes. death,war, famine and pestilense.
war : you called master
road: take howlitzer on a tour of your home dimension
death: we cannot take him directly we need you to giftwrap him first
road: ok
roadwolf then concentrates and has howlitzer packaged up in a box the size of a beer case
roadwolf then says "here boys have fun" as he chucks the box to famine the 4 spirits then disappear in a cloud of smoke with strains of "ghostriders" playing
dusting his paws off "well that got rid of him"
::the toilet in the bathroom flushes, and Howlitzer walks out, drying his paws off:: What?
::looks around just in time to see the 4 spirits disappearing in a puff of smoke::
ah, I see you got rid of my Howlitzer-dummy....
I sure hope those spirits were planning on redecorating their home dimension, I've got about 10 antimatter bombs stuffed in that thing, along with some other unstable junk I thought I'd throw in ...
next time, keep your eyes open when you meditate
Last edited by Howlitzer (2006-11-10 07:53:47)
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*removes sword and drinks ice mocca* Good
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*shifts back to almost human, smiles at Wolf* Yur welcome!
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" the whole place is powered by antimatter so nothing will happen"
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