Wolf: I would turn off that blasted project.....ur, too late.
(The door opens and two police walk in.)
Police 1: Hello, we need to ask if you've noticed....
(First he sees me directly in front of him facing away, nursing a cup of coffee. Then he sees the projector. I hear the snap on his pistol holster.)
Police 1: Don't anyone move.
(I hear a whole lot of stress in his voice.)
Wolf (continuing to do what I was doing): Unless those are silver bullets in that pea shooter, I'd strongly suggest you reassess your situation.
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Police officer 2: "Why would it matter if our weapons halve silver or not?"
SW: "you ain't exactly in a normal bar"
PO2: *looks around* "Looks normal enough to me!"
*Spacewolf shifts to his hybrid form*
"Want to reassess now?"
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walking in behind the officers and picking them up by theirs scruffs
po1+2 "hey what the"
RW: " i suggest that you drop those weapons boys"
PO1:(a extreme amount of stress in his voice.) " what are yoiu going to do too us"
RW : "i havent decided yet , perhaps i'll just feed you to my hungry freind here or i could let you 2 go never to hear of this incident again , i suppose i will have to put you two somewhere till i work it out"
roadwolf then clunks the two officeris heads togehter and handcuffs them to a toilet " goodnight fellers"
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*pokes her head back in, takes a slurp of mocha*
Ah... you guys didn't eat 'em did ya?
*hears groaning from the bathroom and raises an eyebrow* *walks over*
Guys? Why are there cops attached to our toilet?
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"They were feeling a little 'Flushed'"
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::looks over to bathroom in time to see Zage exiting::
O.O
uh oh.
::both police officers, now unconsious and a very strange color, are still attatched to the toilet::
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Okay, that's just wrong! There's no need to torture people to that extent! My god man!
They might just be too... far gone... to save... *sobs dramatically, then orders another mocha*
Guys, what are we going to do with them? You know what's going to happen if we don't let them go right?
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Ya, ya. Well, if there's anyone here who can do it - you can!
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"Darn Tootin'!"
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Wolf: Take them out, put them in their car. When they come to, they'll do everything in their power to believe that there's no such thing as Werewolves and when they come in and find a bunch of normal humans (I'll even go get some clothes), they'll have all the verification they need to believe they're dreaming.
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i just happen to have personal hologram generators i have made just for this sort of situation
road walks out and comes back with a box full of generators " put these on your wrist and turn em on"
the room is now full of humans "EUREKA they actually work"
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*comes in with cup*
Need mocka..
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*waves* Heya Sparrow, welcome back!
Ooh, ya know. If Sparrow just turns into a tiger, a dragon and a wolf a couple of times in front of the cops, I think the crazy plan might just work.
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::grabs cops::
::drags them out to the police car::
::places them in the seats with empty beer bottles in their hands::
::sprays a bit of Zage perfume in the car to help them wake up::
::runs inside before they wake up::
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Right! That's that then.
*switches the feed on the projector to all previous episodes of 'Heroes'* *sits down, swings feet up on the table, and settles in for some good watchin'*
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*steps over to the wall, opens hidden panel, punches in a code.*
[Ext.] Cafe and garage and all vehicles except police car shimmer and appear to vanish.
"Cloak is on, nobody go outside until their gone."
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*looks up* Aww man, I can't even do the disembodied head out the window routine?
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"Oh, What the hell. Montana, Go for it, disembody away!"
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"when they wake up they'll think to look for the cafe but since they can't see it, they can't find it so it'll drive them nuts!"
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Wolf: Heh. They'd better hurry up and wake up. Whut's the battery life on these holograms?
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"they last about 30 mins before needing a recharge"
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