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#1301 2006-10-31 00:57:15

WolfVanZandt
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf: I would turn off that blasted project.....ur, too late.

(The door opens and two police walk in.)

Police 1: Hello, we need to ask if you've noticed....

(First he sees me directly in front of him facing away, nursing a cup of coffee. Then he sees the projector. I hear the snap on his pistol holster.)

Police 1: Don't anyone move.

(I hear a whole lot of stress in his voice.)

Wolf (continuing to do what I was doing): Unless those are silver bullets in that pea shooter, I'd strongly suggest you reassess your situation.

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#1302 2006-10-31 03:41:36

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Police officer 2: "Why would it matter if our weapons halve silver or not?"

SW: "you ain't exactly in a normal bar"

PO2: *looks around* "Looks normal enough to me!"

*Spacewolf shifts to his hybrid form*

"Want to reassess now?"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1303 2006-10-31 05:55:18

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

walking in behind the officers and picking them up by theirs scruffs

po1+2 "hey what the"

RW:  " i suggest that you drop those weapons boys"

PO1:(a extreme amount of stress in his voice.)  " what are yoiu going to do too us"

RW : "i havent decided yet , perhaps i'll just feed you to my hungry freind here  or i could let you 2 go never to hear of this incident again , i suppose i will have to put you two somewhere  till i work it out"

roadwolf then clunks the two officeris heads togehter and handcuffs them to a toilet  " goodnight fellers"

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#1304 2006-10-31 12:50:53

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*pokes her head back in, takes a slurp of mocha*

Ah... you guys didn't eat 'em did ya?

*hears groaning from the bathroom and raises an eyebrow* *walks over*

Guys? Why are there cops attached to our toilet?


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1305 2006-10-31 22:36:05

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"They were feeling a little 'Flushed'"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1306 2006-10-31 22:40:17

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

::looks over to bathroom in time to see Zage exiting::

O.O

uh oh.

::both police officers, now unconsious and a very strange color, are still attatched to the toilet::

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#1307 2006-10-31 22:59:45

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Okay, that's just wrong! There's no need to torture people to that extent! My god man!

They might just be too... far gone... to save...  *sobs dramatically, then orders another mocha*

Guys, what are we going to do with them? You know what's going to happen if we don't let them go right?


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1308 2006-10-31 23:19:24

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

um, we could always make them think they're crazy big_smile

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#1309 2006-10-31 23:23:17

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Ya, ya. Well, if there's anyone here who can do it - you can!


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1310 2006-10-31 23:49:41

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"Darn Tootin'!"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1311 2006-10-31 23:54:32

WolfVanZandt
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf: Take them out, put them in their car. When they come to, they'll do everything in their power to believe that there's no such thing as Werewolves and when they come in and find a bunch of normal humans (I'll even go get some clothes), they'll have all the verification they need to believe they're dreaming.

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#1312 2006-11-01 00:31:58

theroadwolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

i just happen to have personal hologram generators i have made just for this sort of situation

road walks out and comes back with a box full of generators " put these on your wrist and turn em on"

the room is now full of humans  "EUREKA   they actually work"

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#1313 2006-11-01 14:53:19

Wolf Sparrow
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*comes in with cup*
Need mocka.. big_smile


May your soul get what it wants... and there for not be consumed by human greed..
Life is what you make off it and life is what makes you keep going.. untill your soul becomes renewed... by living day... for day.. and making it better for everyone around you..
Storm

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#1314 2006-11-01 16:01:46

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*waves* Heya Sparrow, welcome back!

Ooh, ya know. If Sparrow just turns into a tiger, a dragon and a wolf a couple of times in front of the cops, I think the crazy plan might just work. wink


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1315 2006-11-01 17:19:33

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

::grabs cops::

::drags them out to the police car::

::places them in the seats with empty beer bottles in their hands::

::sprays a bit of Zage perfume in the car to help them wake up::

::runs inside before they wake up::

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#1316 2006-11-01 22:40:05

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Right! That's that then.

*switches the feed on the projector to all previous episodes of 'Heroes'* *sits down, swings feet up on the table, and settles in for some good watchin'*


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1317 2006-11-01 23:30:15

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*steps over to the wall, opens hidden panel, punches in a code.*

[Ext.] Cafe and garage and all vehicles except police car shimmer and appear to vanish.

"Cloak is on, nobody go outside until their gone."


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1318 2006-11-02 00:49:01

WolfMontana
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*looks up* Aww man, I can't even do the disembodied head out the window routine?


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1319 2006-11-02 03:46:59

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"Oh, What the hell. Montana, Go for it, disembody away!"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1320 2006-11-02 06:46:31

Howlitzer
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

hey, why does the whole cafe have to be invisible if we look normal? hmm

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#1321 2006-11-02 07:21:23

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"when they wake up they'll think to look for the cafe but since they can't see it, they can't find it so it'll drive them nuts!"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1322 2006-11-02 16:01:40

Howlitzer
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

I still don't get it...

::takes off wristband hologram generator::

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#1323 2006-11-02 18:32:35

WolfVanZandt
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Wolf: Heh. They'd better hurry up and wake up. Whut's the battery life on these holograms?

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#1324 2006-11-02 21:59:02

Howlitzer
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

um....4?

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#1325 2006-11-02 22:44:48

theroadwolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"they last about 30 mins before needing a recharge"

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