(I remember some grapes that I've had in the refrigerator for the last two weeks and go look at them. Most look okay so I pull them out, pull off the moldy ones, wash the rest and put them in a bowl. Then I carry them into the living room where I turn on my Web and sit down, pullng up Werewolf Cafe; then I start posting.)

Wolf: What do you want to sing Norwegian (I'm a little out of breath and deaf right now).

*WolfMontana eventually returns to her senses and lopes back to the site of the explosion, poking around for signs of Wolf. She tracks him to the lake, stops, cocks her head curiously, then backtracks and sniffs around again, trying to find out if the trail picks up again. No go. She snorts, and her stomach suddenly rumbles. She remembers her rabbit and the hiker and takes off into the forest again.

She finds the downed tree and huffs - the rabbit carcass is gone and so is the hiker. She can smell fox, so she knows who took the rabbit. But DisaPPOINTED! She wanted to see if she could get the hiker to faint again. She can hear him and smell him about a mile away (how could ya miss that Mountain Breeze/Rain/Flowers/whatever crap on his clothes!) but she can't be bothered, and instead turns and heads back towards her deer cache.*

WolfVanZandt wrote:

(I remember some grapes that I've had in the refrigerator for the last two weeks and go look at them. Most look okay so I pull them out, pull off the moldy ones, wash the rest and put them in a bowl. Then I carry them into the living room where I turn on my Web and sit down, pullng up Werewolf Cafe; then I start posting.)

Wolf: What do you want to sing Norwegian (I'm a little out of breath and deaf right now).

Anything

>HICCUP<



>HICCUP<

>SNEEZE<



seems fine to me.

*Starts to sing.*

"Start spreadin' the news.
I'm leavin' today, I've got to be a part of it.
New York, New York..."

*passes to Van Zandt*

(I walk in the front door and see Norwegian talking to.......somebody. I look around.)

Wolf: Norwegian. Who're you talking to?

............

::falls on floor laughing::

>HICCUP<



>HICCUP<

Wolf (gesturing toward Howlitzer): Hmmm.....I'll have some of what he's had.

(Pause)

Wolf: Okay, you wanted to sing something? (A slow piano chop starts) Oh, that sounds like "New York, New York".

(The lights go out and then two spots come up. There's a big one on Norwegian and Wolf and a smaller one on a coat rack with two white, red-striped coats and two theatrical canes. Wolf walks over and snags the coats and canes bringing one of each to NW).

Wolf: I can tell right now this is going to be a Crosby and Hope number.

(Wolf puts on the coat and (strangely) it fits his big black hairy bulk perfectly. He plants his cane in front of him and leans on it.)

Wolf: Okay Moustro, lead on.

(The piano cues and pauses for Norwgian's intro -

*WolfMontana, in wolf form, pads softly in and takes a long puzzled look at Sparrow, Wolf and Spacewolf and the song and dance number they're trying to start in the corner. She shakes her head, confused, and spies Howlitzer cackling madly on the floor.*

*She shifts into a human*

Uh... *she boggles again, and wanders over to the cafe counter, where there appears to be a new guy serving some drinks*

Hey! I'll have a mocha, gigantic? *smiles* Thank ye! ... And a bucket of ice cold water? *smiles again* Thanks!

*she takes her mocha, and the bucket, and wanders over to Howlitzer*

Oh, LOVELY. *makes a grossed out face and picks herself up* You're welcome, I guess?

*helps Howl up, and turns to the impromptu stage* Um, what dat?

*start to tap dance*

She strikes again... hahahhaaa