The Werewolf Café / This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

WolfVanZandt · 2006-08-30 22:43:03

(I dance around the think and finally notice an opening and swing my tree limb. It goes through the thing which rips him in half. He stands there a moment and the seam between the two halves merges and he lunges at me. I jump to the side.)

Wolf: I was afraid that would happen. You wouldn't be Egyptian, would you?

Thing: Heheh. No. Peruvian.

(He lunges again and I sidestep again, getting a blow in with my tree limb - for what good it does. I notice absently that grass dies where the thing steps.)

Thing: You will tire, but I never tire.

Wolf: Good to know fella.

(I catch Montana's whiff and I yell): You don't have a lighter on you do you? A match, a flamethrower, anything?)

(The Thing pauses apprehensively).

Thing: I will have you before anyone finds us.

Wolf: I don't think so.

WolfMontana · 2006-08-30 23:03:44

*catches Wolf's yell on the way, pats furry self down*

CRRrraap! *skids and runs back towards hiker*

*leaps over to him, lying blissfully unconscious behind the trunk, and rummages through his pockets*

He stirs and groans, holding his head "Ow... god, Alice, I just had the weirdest dream...", looks up, "AAAAAHHHHH!!!" and faints again.

*WolfMontana rolls her eyes and finally locates a lighter and some cigarettes. She tosses the cigs and bonks the guy on the head with the lighter* "IDdddjit..."

*she runs back at full speed and bursts in on the scene, next to the taxi. She hesitates for a split second, then rips the door off the taxi, hurls it at the dead naked freaky guy, then turns and tosses Wolf the lighter*

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-30 23:17:55

WolfMontana wrote:
[peers at Norwegian - Hicker?? dude, do you have the hiccups? ]

hehe sorry i type to fast and speaking of hickups yes i have hiccups... can you help with my hiccups to

WolfMontana · 2006-08-30 23:47:10

[ okie, here's whatcha do... you grab a glass of water, then you put the lip of the glass that's furthest from you in between your lips, then you bend over forwards - and drink the water kinda upside down! ]

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-31 00:16:03

<falls flat on my head> outch that hurt like hell....

theroadwolf · 2006-08-31 03:15:45

a voice comes over roadwolf radio "HQ to agent roadwolf, HQ to agent roadwolf come in please" sliding his sword back in its sheath he answers "roadwolf here, whats up command" "yeah roadwolf, i am calling to inform you that the new agents uniform is ready and his companion and transport are ready for pickup so you will need to bring you truck" " yeah 10/4 HQ i will be there as soon as possible, roadwolf out"

wolven_rage · 2006-08-31 04:43:12

*Looking around the hospital room he looks down at a tray and sees two 9 mil bullets with a little bit of dried blood around them, he looks down at his chest and takes note of the chest bandage wrapped around him*

Me:"Damn.... i wonder how long ive been out?"

*Looks around and sees a small TV is on and is playing "A Night At The Roxbury"*

Me:"Nothing else to do so i might as well..."

*Lays down on bed and adjusts it to the upright position and watches movie*

spacewolf · 2006-08-31 06:51:51

Howlitzer wrote:
spacewolf wrote:
*Spacewolf watches Roadwolf limber up to spar with Howlitzer, pulls out his own special blade and attacks from the rear, making just enough noise to make Howlitzer realize that he's there, HL then backs away enough that he can see all players and not be caught from behind again.*

"you definetly need to work on your situational awareness HL, if I didn't scuff the floor deliberatly you'd be dead right now."

/Spacewolf's Blade/

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … BetleH.jpg
::cleans wax out of ears::

is that steel?

::pulls super-magnet out of magnet-proof case, squirts with crazy glue, then flings at spacewolf::

::continues sparring::

"No it's not steel. or is magnetic in any way."

*dodges flying super magnet, continues to attack HL*

theroadwolf · 2006-08-31 08:00:28

"well guys i got to go make a pickup and i might stop into vice city hospital and see how wolvens going" roadwolf then walks out and climbs in his truck, fires up the old pete and backs under his trailer, letting off two blasts of the horns he drives off towards his headquarters.

after makin the pickup he drives over to vice city to see wolven in hospital, climbing out of the truck road then slips on a blackhooded jacket in order to hide his head from the human nurses out front and walks inside

5 min later he sittin' in wolvens room chatting to him
walking in the room road : have you ever tried to park a bigrig in vice city?
wolven:" What happened man? and how'd i get here"
road: you were shot by one of those perps you busted dude, i heard your call on the radio and went to help you"
wolven "how long have i been here"
road: well (looking at wolvens chart) according to this youve been here about a week, and you're being released soon"

after chattin for an hour roadwolf stands up "sorry man, i have to go , i have a delivery to make, might pop in later on"

climbing back in his truck roadwolf drives away leaving wolven to wait for the doctors to check him over

Howlitzer · 2006-08-31 16:42:17

spacewolf wrote:
Howlitzer wrote:
spacewolf wrote:
*Spacewolf watches Roadwolf limber up to spar with Howlitzer, pulls out his own special blade and attacks from the rear, making just enough noise to make Howlitzer realize that he's there, HL then backs away enough that he can see all players and not be caught from behind again.*

"you definetly need to work on your situational awareness HL, if I didn't scuff the floor deliberatly you'd be dead right now."

/Spacewolf's Blade/

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e … BetleH.jpg
::cleans wax out of ears::

is that steel?

::pulls super-magnet out of magnet-proof case, squirts with crazy glue, then flings at spacewolf::

::continues sparring::
"No it's not steel. or is magnetic in any way."

*dodges flying super magnet, continues to attack HL*

::narrowly misses spacewolf's attacks::

oh..well then here's plan B

::takes out second supermagnet coated with crazy glue while spacewolf attacks again::

::gets up really close and sticks magnet to spacewolf's chest...pulling him backwards and pinning him to the other magnet glued to the floor::

::continues sparring::

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Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2006-08-31 17:04:41

*flies by, sees others fighting, lands on an oak branch, & drinks a mug of fresh mead.* Hmmm, I wonder who'll win?

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-31 17:06:23

*Walks in and see cheap tricks by Howl..*

Heyyyyyyyyy... Your doing AOK
It is not how you do it, as long as you stand victorious
*smiles*
*Sniff* you need some help there Space??

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spacewolf · 2006-08-31 17:20:05

"Nope, I'm Fine."

*Spacewolf adjusts nanoarmour making it rapidly harden then breakdown the glue then removes all the magnets from the room, then attacks HL again, going all out pressing HL purely onto the defensive, with no chance for any moves.*

Edit: Woo Hoo, 100th Post!!!

Last edited by spacewolf (2006-09-03 10:22:28)

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-31 17:21:43

spacewolf wrote:
"Nope, I'm Fine."

*Spacewolf adjusts nanoarmour making it rapidly harden then breakdown the glue then removes all the magnets from the room, then attacks HL again, going all out pressing HL purely onto the defensive, with no chance for any moves.*

nice space, come on Howl, use the knee, and you know what to do with it

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2006-08-31 17:33:19

*downs a couple more meads, then flies off all drunk.*

theroadwolf · 2006-08-31 19:51:09

roadwolf pulls up out front of the workshop walks round the back of his truck and pulls out some ramps "hey guys stop the training for aminute and come here, i have a surprise for howlitzer" the guys stop sparring and gather around the truck, turning to howlitzer roadwolf says "i have your uniform, vehicle and companion for you"roadwolf climbs in to the darkend trailer

space: i wonder what his vehicle could be. as he hears a diesel engine start up and then a big dodge ram with a canopy rolls out of the trailer "here you go HL your new wheels, she's a 2007 dodge ram 4x4 powered by a brand new cummins powerplant rated at 650hp, we sprung for the full extras package on this baby, i had her done up for you by west coast customs" walking round the back roadwolf opens the tailgate and then hands howlitzer his wristband "push the call button" roadwolf says which HL does and out jumps a cheetah cub wearing a howle vest "and heres your partner "lightstreak" he has been genetically modified, he can run at 100mph and has adamantiuim claws" roadwolf then hands Howlitzer his uniform

Howlitzer · 2006-08-31 22:14:17

you do realize I have everything in my jacket pockets?

::pulls out a small vial of nanobots::

::sprinkles nanobots on spacewolf's nanoarmour, which they begin to eat::

::follows roadwolf out to trailer::

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Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-31 22:57:05

*pointing at spaceback and see more and more hair comes out*
haha pwn by Howly

WolfVanZandt · 2006-08-31 23:33:15

(I flame up my tree branch and start swinging it at the mummy. He easily stays out of my way, walks back to the taxi, and throws it at me. Nails me, too. I'm pinned under it.)

Mummy (taking his time now): I have you now.

(He looks surprised as he hears two pops like an oil can being oppened and looks down to see a puddle of fluid forming around his feet. He doesn't have time to do anything before the car blows, flipping the whole thing off me and blasting fire everywhere. The mummy is instantly incinerated and I bolt to the other side of the road, drop and roll, and roll, and roll. Finally I put myself out - or, at least, all my fur has burned off with most of my skin.)

(I stumble off into the undergrowth to shift and regenerate.)

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-09-01 23:29:05

*Smiles* It is time to see if i remember some breake dance things....
*lets see Popping... *start to move with pop*
Locking... *start to lock the moves*
Break *fail to break* Ok i need to train more on Break...

WolfMontana · 2006-09-02 01:53:40

*After tossing the lighter over, and seeing no effect on the mummy from the taxi door, WolfMontana stayed clear of the critter and looked around for something helpful*

*She watches rather horrified as the car sails through the air and pins Wolf, and rushes forward, touching the mummy being the least of her concerns. She smells the sudden rush of gas, sees the burning limb and makes a frantic detour - leaping behind the big tree just as the car explodes. Pieces of metal fly by with lethal force around her, the tree is suddenly aflame and WolfMontana is showered with burning brances and leaves. She howls in terror and loses it, shifting into a wolf and tearing off into the forest, leaping over the twisted bumper of the taxi before disappearing.*

spacewolf · 2006-09-02 05:26:54

*Spacewolf tosses his communicator away then activates a mirco EMP device which wipes out all electronic devices within a 6 foot radius which affects Howls nanites and the Nanoarmour, both Nanites and armour fall to the ground like a dusting of metalic snow. Spacewolf then walks over to his communicator and calls for a transport to the Station, dissapearing into a blue coloum of light.*

wolven_rage · 2006-09-02 06:03:33

*Feeling better he is checked out of the hospital and he exits the building and hops on his PCJ and rides back to the cafe, upon arriving he looks around and sees the damage from the drive by hasnt been entirely cleaned up yet, plywood boards where windows used to be and some broken coffee machines lay in a pile behind the bar, he sits down and orders a drink.*

Me: "I will have a Grande Mocha, two thirds decaf with extra whip cream as well"

WolfVanZandt · 2006-09-02 14:45:31

(I wonder, naked through the woods until I come to the lake and use my reflection to enter Dream Time. I get as close to my apartment door as I can before entering Real Time but, evertheless, two girls walk by up the hall before I can remove my kitchen window and crawl in. They giggle and I smile and wave then hoist myself in the window.)

(I throw my bathrobe on, unlock the door and replace my window, then I write on my shopping list, "New watch and key chain I can clip to my fur. Replacement apartment key.")

(Then I wonder into my bathroom to take a shower. I can't hear a bloody thing for the ringging in my head.)

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-09-02 14:51:37

*gets shipment of sing star and some new games*
Anyone want to try to best me in Tekken??
or sing a song with me

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