(A pandemonia erupts behind me - so what's new - I sniff around and catch the whiff of.....a taxi - couldn't miss the scent of pine freshener and a variety of passengers. I also smeel something dead - not rotten dead but dusty dead - very old dead.)

Wolf: Now what would a taxi be doing out here in the middle of nowhere?

(I trot off in the direction the taxi went.)

(I don't have to go far since the taxi has pulled off the road around the bend. There's a human backed up against a tree with a large, naked, desiccated body terrorising him. I stand up on my hind paws, shifting back to gestalt form and growl.)

(The thing looks at me and says, "Betterrrrrrrr.")

*snatches the remote out of Cann.. *slap* Howlitzer's hands and puts it in her mouth as she shifts into her hybrid form while leaping over the counter (circumventing is for wusses!)*

*she lands as a large, ticked off werewolf, closes her jaws and pieces of remote sprinkle all over the floor. She lopes outside and twists her head about as she searches for a scent that will lead her to the gunmen. She can taste multiple exhausts in the air, sweat, gun oil and powder, decayed flesh, blood,  and... fabric softner? She snorts to clear her nose, then shifts to a wolf and follows the trail*

*Pulls along side of the car and fires at its tires shooting them out, the car starts going all over the road and then crashes in a ditch, he jumps off his bike and runs to the car and opens the front door pulling the driver out and throwing him down on the road, shots from the back seat erupt and he is shot twice in the chest, he returns fire disabling the gunner and pulls him out of the car throwing him down face first, he pulls out some cuffs and slaps them on the gunner*

Me: 'You are under arrest! You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in thr court of law!"

*The gunner proceeds to yell various obceneties too strong for this forum, he notice's the driver reaching into his jacket, he dives at him as the driver pulls out a smal .38 snub nosed revolver and fired knicking him on the arm but he doesnt have a second chance to fire as he is tackled and a short struggle ensues but the driver is subdued and handcuffed, with all the action done he finally feels the pain from his own wounds and falls to the ground grabbing his chest in pain as he bleeds slowly*

Howlitzer wrote:

::presses button (A) repeatedly::

::begins chugging Chocolate drinks again::

Welcome to battle progam (A)

Waiting for Trainer Road and Destroyer to report for combat training

*my braclet and roads braclets rings* HQ her, Howlitzer has choosen (A)
so after this mission go and train him up..

*me and road* Ok, 10/4..

*see that road has taken care of the place* Yo road you got the message right?
Road: ye, destroyer just drive on, you know i am faster then you...
me: damn your mods.

*turns and speed off to the cafè seeing Road standing there and laught*

NW: hello, agent Howlitzer.... *goes over to one of the cupboards and a scanner comes out read my paw print, reveals all types of swords, long, broad, thin, etremly large and hybrid swords aka Bastard sword, small, medium size*

hummm... lets see how you controll one of this swords
*toss over the well known sword masamune*
*Howlitzer cuts trough the table with all his might and smiles*
hummm intresting... but it looks like you don`t have full power YET to have that... I shall sharpen it alitle more and get a add on for you later..
what add on you want  just say a element that you like the best..

*howlitzer looks alitle sad and toss the sword back*
Hehe don`t worry maybe this helps... Take out a gunblade...
lets see if you master this special tuned gun blade.. but  lets take it out side...

*howlitzer and i walks out*
So lets see if you can shoot and cut with that thing..
*toss a bottle up in the sky.. Howlitzer cuts it in half and on the way down shoot them*

Looks like we found your sword Howlitzer.....

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*Observes Swearing in from the rafters of the garage, leaps down landing silently behind Howlitzer and taps him on the shoulder, Howlitzer jumps in surprise hitting his head on the roof then crashing back to earth again.*

"Not bad, you need to work on your observational skills, I suggest you take the stealth course. Trainer: Me!
Also for any flight/space positions you will need lessons, again taught by me. anything else is classified and may be offered if you show aptitude for those skills. By the way here's your remote, don't rely on it too heavily though, just cause it's there doesn't mean you should use it. In a few days you will receive a companion, in the mean time think of an animal you have an afinity with and let me or Roadwolf know, K?"

*Spacewolf watches Roadwolf limber up to spar with Howlitzer, pulls out his own special blade and attacks from the rear, making just enough noise to make Howlitzer realize that he's there, HL then backs away enough that he can see all players and not be caught from behind again.*

"you definetly need to work on your situational awareness HL, if I didn't scuff the floor deliberatly you'd be dead right now."

/Spacewolf's Blade/

(The "taxi driver charges me. I jump straight up, grabbing a lower limb of the tree above me and, as I hawl myself up, I climb higher and rip off the big limb I was on. THe thing that's after me wastes no time in comin up after me.)

Wolf: Nimble, aren't you?

(I jump out of the tree with my new weapon, breaking side limbs off.)

"Taxi driver" (in a very creepy voice): Come here, Wolfie.

Wolf: No worry there. I'm not letting you touch me.

"Taxi driver": Soon you won't have a choice.

WolfMontana wrote:

*WolfMontana ponders the scene with 'Wolfie' and the freaky naked dessicated dude and makes a mental note - touching the dead guy is a baaad idea. She sneaks up behind the tree, whips out a hybrid paw and grabs the hiker by the shoulder, he barely has time to open his mouth to yelp before she's clamped her other hand over his mouth and dragged him off into the cover of the forest*

*get chills down my spine.. when i see Montana take the dude into the forest...*
*almost like a scary movie*

spacewolf wrote:

The Norwegian werewolf wrote:

WolfMontana wrote:

*WolfMontana ponders the scene with 'Wolfie' and the freaky naked dessicated dude and makes a mental note - touching the dead guy is a baaad idea. She sneaks up behind the tree, whips out a hybrid paw and grabs the hiker by the shoulder, he barely has time to open his mouth to yelp before she's clamped her other hand over his mouth and dragged him off into the cover of the forest*

*get chills down my spine.. when i see Montana take the dude into the forest...*
*almost like a scary movie*

"I do believe that Montana dragged that hiker from the scene for one of two reasons: a) she has a cave not to far away that she'll take him to to ravish him, or b) she's getting him out of the way and will bring him to the cafe another way. My money's on option A"

Hahaha.. Montana the killing machine

spacewolf wrote:

*whispers conspiratorially*

"Ah, NW. I meant Ravish as in well... if you don't know I'm not going to say, but he will be alive and... mostly whole once Montana's done her... Ravishing. I'll be going now"

*Spacewolf walks out of the cafe, Calls to Skyfire and then leaps on his bike and tears toward the full moon at full howl.

*falls down laughting* AAAaa that kinda Ravish... I thought she would kill him also after shes ye *sniff* done *laughts like hell*
*takes on  force field and runs for the car... AAaaaaaahahahahahaha

[ RAVISH?!?]

WolfMontana pounces and tears into her prey, ending it's life quickly and mercifully. She gobbles down a shred of meat, then turns thoughtfully and holds out a leg.

"RRrraabbit?"

The hiker sits on a downed tree trunk and goes cross eyed looking at the bloody mess that's been pointed at him.

"Ah..N-no.." He's looking decidedly panicky, with very wide eyes. "thankyouthough" he adds, quickly.

She shrugs and returns to munching.

"A-am I next?" It comes out as a squeak.

WolfMontana raises a wolfish eyebrow and her features become more human as she shifts back. "Huh??"

"I'm not going to eat you, you doofus!" She sticks out her tongue, "Bleah!"
She sniffs in his direction and he leans away. "You stink too dude - you know it's not a good idea to hike with strong smells on your clothes right? It attracts things, like bears?? Hello?"

She grins at him and her teeth are sharp and bloody. He makes a very strangled sound.

"I tracked you, thought you might be in a bit of trouble, was trying to help a friend out by keeping you out of the way."

She smiles, then ponders something. "Hope he's okay, got a little distracted by the rabbit..."

She stands up and points at the hiker, "You." He shrinks away again. "Stay!" The hiker nods wildly.

WolfMontana shifts into full werewolf form and takes off.

The hiker faints.

[peers at Norwegian - Hicker?? dude, do you have the hiccups? ]

*Wakes up in Vice City hospital*

Me:"Wha... Where am i? What happened?"