ROFLMAO!!! I LOVE THE METEOR ONE!!! I want that one!!!  ROFLMAO!!

All those posters are great.

no YOU lose

fine...but I still win because:

1. women are almost unable to be concise, while men can usually repeat back the same thing in half the words that the woman used.

2. I'll live longer than you (despite women's longer average life expectancy, it's complicated but true)

3. Men's hair grows faster...and while we go bald, eventually women get mustaches

4. I'm a lefty...sort of.

5. I type faster than you

6. I'm bored enough to make this list

7. I'm going to be able to reach 30 reasons no matter how stupid they are

8. I've got 20/10 vision

9. I got Photoshop CS running on a laptop from 1995

10. This arguement is making Montana eat popcorn

11. I just shot an elastic from my subway sandwich wrapper through the door and it landed perfectly on the key hook on the wall across the neighboring room

12. This laptop is slow baking my lap

13. I reused a CVS one-time-use camcorder by making a plug out of some Doublemint gum wrappers, masking tape, and cardboard....and it worked.

14. My cat tore the screen out of the door today

15. I chugged a 20oz bottle of coke, then ate some mentos...when I burped it looked like I had rabies.

16. I got my history teacher so off topic once that we argued for 45 minutes about the difference between cupcakes and muffins....during a pop quiz he was supposed to give.

17. I chewed trident so much over the school year than my dentist said my teeth were so clean that I was wearing away the sealant he put there last time.

18. I figured out how those zapping pens work and made one with an altoids tin and some spare junk...then zapped my cousins through the rail at the diner we were at (sound familiar?)

19. I am the queen of France.

20. I'm so tired that #19 makes sence

21. I'm on #21 already.

22. I haven't untied my sneakers in 6 months.

23. This sentence below is false.

24. The sentence above is true.

25. I rubbed my fluffy cat with my fleece jacket and then stuck packing peanuts all over him with the massive static charge. He tried to get them off but they kept flying back onto him

26. My fleece jacket will make hair stand on end from 4 feet away.

27. I was going to have a mole removed from my arm...it peeled off on it's own and went away.

28. Last halloween, I was pelted with a full 2 dozen eggs by some twerps down the street...they all bounced off.

29. I won $50 when someone bet that I couldn't eat a wooden toungue depressor.

30. I got out of dishwashing once because I made a fist and the rubber glove on my hand ripped apart...apparently they were too small.

31. This arguement is so stupid, and yet I still care.

32. My butt is numb because I've been sitting here so long typing this.

33. I blew up some solder on the stove and got 2nd degree burns on my face... 4 days later you could hardly tell it was there

34. Due to a positive aspect of math being screwy, my final grade in chemistry somehow averaged to 100%....despite no extra credit assignments.

35. Despite being 6'4", I'm really good at remaining unnoticed...sometimes I seem to pop up out of nowhere.

36. I have a permanent sandal tan.

Last edited by cannondale90 (2006-08-11 00:22:26)

*chokes on her popcorn cause she's giggling so much*

Though, I doth protest. That first argument up there is a whole buncha bull crap.

But I'm right with ya on 19.

um no...that whole diatribe just shows how you lose and I win!!

<sails in with my Black Pearl> Arrrrg Need a Lift?

Last edited by qofcspawn (2006-08-11 09:00:55)

grabs the drill and starts drilling more holes in the pearl...ROFLMAO!!!  and just for the record...arguement would be too harsh a word...more like discussion...

JamieD wrote:

just for the record...arguement would be too harsh a word...more like discussion...

Oh? That was one hot discussion.

*Watchs the word "Discussion" catch on fire* 

*Picks up a female werewolf white hair*

No doubt about it.

*replenishes the popcorn*

what?