The Werewolf Café / This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

WolfVanZandt · 2006-08-07 01:47:14

(I - black and hairy - walk into the cafe, notice Spacewolf, Roadwolf, and a hole in the floor.)

Wolf: Dare I ask?

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-07 07:35:21

theroadwolf wrote:
why dont you teach him a lesson dude you look like you need the practise only use the stun setting on your swords

OOooo tempting.. *jumps around like a litle child*

Howlitzer · 2006-08-07 18:22:17

::cannon wakes up after being knocked unconsious by a beer ceg, and an angry montana (actually he was in Maine for the weekend)::

AHHHHHHH!

::Norwegian, jumping around like a small child, swings laser sword down on Cannondale, who blocks it with the "Click" remote, scorching it. Norwegian tries again, now inexplicably hysterical, upping the setting on the sword.::

Uh-oh

::cannon aims the remote at himself and dissapears, reappearing a few seconds later upstairs, without one of the remotes::

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-07 21:31:35

cannondale90 wrote:
::cannon wakes up after being knocked unconsious by a beer ceg, and an angry montana (actually he was in Maine for the weekend)::

AHHHHHHH!

::Norwegian, jumping around like a small child, swings laser sword down on Cannondale, who blocks it with the "Click" remote, scorching it. Norwegian tries again, now inexplicably hysterical, upping the setting on the sword.::

Uh-oh

::cannon aims the remote at himself and dissapears, reappearing a few seconds later upstairs, without one of the remotes::

i feel like there some one controlling my moves before i think them.. well the past is past.. that is all

Howlitzer · 2006-08-07 21:34:15

sorry...screwing with time travel is weird like that

so is jumping around like a small child with a laser sword

::looks around at mess::
::examines remote::

hmm...before you confiscate it, is there a "clean" button on this thing?

::ADD kicks in::

Why are those phonebooths and the delorean here?

Hmm...what would happen if they all materialized in the same spot?

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WolfMontana · 2006-08-07 23:46:47

*a massive paw launches over the lip of the hole and grasps the edge of the floor, the rather impressive claws digging deeply into the lino tile. Another paw slams down next to it, and WolfMontana starts to pull herself out, a slightly less psychotic glare in her eyes, which are burning balefully nonetheless, and an evil snarl across her muzzle. She inches up, her sights set on Cannon, growling various methods of inflicting pain under her breath*

*she suddenly spies a blue police box, beyond Cannon, just outside the door*

*her wolfy jaw drops* RRrrocror rRRroooo? *distracted, her claws start sliding through the tile like butter. She scrabbles for purchase-*

...Ruh roh-

*-and slips, falling back into the hole with a loud CRASH!*

WolfVanZandt · 2006-08-08 01:10:37

(I reach down and grab Montana's paw and start hawling her up.)

Wolf: Bite me and I break your jaw. What's going on?

theroadwolf · 2006-08-08 07:36:24

roadie jumps in and helps wolf drag montana back on to the floor and then shoves a table over the hole

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-08 09:10:47

* looks at two small fry werewolf lifting a HUMONGES paw* Ummm hehehe, you need some help there guys,*turns into a dragon*
* start chanting: obi tai soleno samatsca... pifff* Crap spell failure
Ok, you need somehelp i gonna make her a bit tinyer, better to lift Montana in normal size then HUMONGES size
*walks up to the hole.. Takes out how to make things smaller* Aaaaa there it is * condra taino obi soleno samatatsca*
*watches as montana goes back down to a normal size* And guys don`t tell that it was me that make her tiny again...
*hair start growing back, winks to the guys and walks out the door and up on the roof*

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spacewolf · 2006-08-08 10:40:09

*Spacewolf also sees VanZandt and Roadwolf attempting to haul Montana out of the hole in the floor, grabs ring out of pocket, points at Montana, Begins chanting.*

"Upsidasi, upsimasi, UPSIDAISY!!"

*Watches as Montana effortlessly floats out of the hole.*

Howlitzer · 2006-08-08 14:24:11

::backs away slowly::

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-08 15:56:28

cannondale90 wrote:
::backs away slowly::

*sitting on the roof, and looks at the stars and wish someone special was her. lay down and close my eyes*

*start humming on a song* Wishing you were her...

WolfMontana · 2006-08-08 20:14:53

[spacewolf - cackle!!!]

*a very perplexed, yet grateful and basically human WolfMontana is simultaneously pulled/ dragged/ magicked/ floated out of the hole and plonked back on solid floor*

*she shakes her head to clear it* Okay, that was bizarre... thanks guys! *she peeks over Wolf's head at the door, but the Doc appears to have gone. She points and opens her mouth to ask about it, then thinks better of it and looks at Wolf*

I'm not really sure, I don't remember everything that just happened.

Althoooough... *she turns to grin ferally at Cannon* I have a good ideeeaa...

Howlitzer · 2006-08-08 20:24:34

::smiles innocently while slowly edging towards bar::

WolfMontana · 2006-08-08 21:05:57

*grin gets wider as her face starts stretching out* Not so fashh!

*she lunges at Cannon, he lets out a wild yell, she snatches the remote out of his hand from behind his back, then leaps over to the bathroom and throws the remote into the loo*

*it gurgles confusedly as she hits the toilet handle with a claw. She looks up with a satisfied wolfy grin, then glances down again*

Awww crrrap, it's stuck...

Howlitzer · 2006-08-08 21:23:58

hehehe

::makes evil grin while pulling another remote out of back pocket::

::jumps up onto bar and pulls string on attic door, a dozen large bags full of slightly scorched "Click" remote replicas spill down onto the floor. Cannon throws the real remote into this mess, making it impossible to tell them apart::

who says I didn't have time to do a little shopping while I was back giving myself the remote?

WolfMontana · 2006-08-09 01:27:32

Right. That's it.

*strides over to the bar, grabs a couple of bottles of vodka, pours their contents alll over the remotes...

...and lights it up! The flames lick up the vodka greedily and start to make short work of Cannon's stash*

*pulls out a couple of bags of marshmallows from under the now burning counter* Anyone??

theroadwolf · 2006-08-09 01:48:35

yeah ill have some roadie says pulling a toasting fork and some sausages out his pocket

anyone got some ketchup

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-09 04:20:29

theroadwolf wrote:
yeah ill have some roadie says pulling a toasting fork and some sausages out his pocket

anyone got some ketchup

*looks up and finds out maybe he should do something* *takes out how to make things out of the thin air*
*takes out a large trampoline and toss it from the roof and make it land firmly on the ground*

*takes a frontflip of the roof and lands, sideflip and knefrontflip and having extremly fun*

Weeeeeeeeeeee... *i don`t like remote controls anymore*

theroadwolf · 2006-08-09 06:38:18

roadie then remembers that he has a bottle of his special hot sauce in his back pocket, he whips it out a spreads a generous amount on his sausage and takes a bite , all of a sudden his face goes blood red and smoke starts shootin' out his ears and nostrils

road: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

roadwolf then grabs a pitcher of cola off the counter and pours it down his throat , a hiss anda cloud of steam signals the end of the fire "well i do like it hot pass us another snag"

Howlitzer · 2006-08-09 07:16:47

::stares at burning pile of remotes::

OOOO.....smores

too bad the real one is the one you put in the toilet....

::makes for bathroom::

spacewolf · 2006-08-09 09:05:00

*Spacewolf switches to build mode ala 'the sims' and removes the door to the bathroom before cannondale can get to it*

"Hey boys, try some of these"

*Tosses a packet of 'bangers' to roadwolf then steps into the blue phonebox, sticks his head out again to say...*

"Gotta go, need to see a doctor about some lost time"

Howlitzer · 2006-08-09 12:26:39

::stares at blank wall::

hey, what if someone needs to use that toilet?

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-08-09 12:39:42

Anyone want to join me on the trampoline??? WOOOHOOOOO...
*takes a front flip of and lands on the grass*
*runs in * Hey guys i have a rare sickness called "only commen to half tyrkish and half norwegian..." werutigarus
*explains* well since my norweigan part gives me the part that i can change in to werewolf.. and on tyrkish side we have weretiger in the family*
*thinks* thats why always land on my feet humm strange

*turns in to a weretiger* wow it is not easy being a bastard is it LOL

spacewolf · 2006-08-09 19:22:14

*Spacewolf sticks his head back out and says to cannondale*

"oh yeah, sorry 'bout that"

*switches to build mode and whips up a brand new bathroom with all new mod cons, etc... , leaving the room with the remote tightly sealed. Sees Roadie about to put the 'bangers' over the fire and ducks back into the booth*

"Whoops, Gotta go!!"

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