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WolfMontana · 2006-07-26 15:25:32

OOF!! *through chattery teeth* Ow!! AUGH!! *tantrum out of the way, and back to basically human, she spies something in the trash and plonks it on Cannon's head before he can react*

You sir, have a pancake on your head.

I NEED A LAKE!!! *she grabs the side of the dumpster, jumps over the top in a smooth arc, lands as a wolf and takes off into the forest*

Howlitzer · 2006-07-26 16:48:50

ooo...chocolate chip

::Cannon jumps out of dumpster and onto roof, grabbing spare jacket from backpack, then slides down and grabs bike::

There's a lake?

::Now human, and fueled by his hatred of the smell of beer, and a sugar/caffeine high, cannon takes off onto paved lake trail by bike...downhill::

Hehe...wolves can only run 35 mph.

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Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-26 17:12:21

oooo.... hey a lake party jumps on my hayabusa and drives to the lake ... sits down in a puddel, and splases around.. gets very wet and smiles

WolfMontana · 2006-07-26 18:09:49

*stares at Cannon on his bike as she lopes down the path, with a look that clearly says...*

>I ain't no ordinary wolf<

*and she puts on a burst of speed, tearing up the ground with enormous strides, and pulls away*

Howlitzer · 2006-07-26 18:18:17

gee....if a human can go 43 on a bike, I wonder how fast a werewolf can...let's find out.

(this will be an interesting visual)

::changes to hybrid and peddles as fast as possible, beginning to close the gap::

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WolfVanZandt · 2006-07-26 21:13:04

Wolf:(Snork!)

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-26 21:26:24

wayy my puddle

WolfMontana · 2006-07-26 23:44:02

*panting heavily, WolfMontana spares a look over her furry shoulder and snorts in surprise. She can see that she ain't winning this race, though the lake shore is just around the next bend in the trail. Her wolfish eyes narrow to slits and suddenly her muzzle parts in a big grin*

*mid stride, she snatches a branch about the thickness of a broom handle in her jaws, and makes a sudden beeline for spoke space, waggling her wolfy eyebrows maniacally*

Howlitzer · 2006-07-27 00:22:07

::bike tumbles foreward as Montana shoves branch into spokes::

GAAA!!! I JUST HAD THE WHEELS FIXED!!!

::Cannon growls and continues on all fours after tumbling through the dirt and asphalt for a few yards, now furious because his wheels are now ruined and he has a good case of road rash::

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Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-27 12:23:47

Looks up the road see two wolf running in a high speed... Get a big plan *laught manic like and quite...

runs over to the bike and get out a elven rope.. it is thin and very long, and it is very strong, and it is very hard to see... Scouts what track they use and take the rope around a tree and fasten it and runs over to the other line of sight of the road and fasten it on the other side

runs over to the hayabusa and move it out of there line of sight.. and alitle bit in to the foreste and sits in another puddle and see the wolfs come running down the road and hit the rope and start flying out in the lake....
I sit and play in my litle puddle and laught my ass of... Whahhhahahaahahahahhaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Howlitzer · 2006-07-27 17:20:34

::lands in water, making a huge splash::

BLEH!!!

::squirts water out of nose::

Hey Montana!...what do you say we settle our little disagreement and get back at him instead?

::evil scheming::

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-27 20:26:59

Changes into wolf in the boots and collect the elven rope..
and makes big cute fluffy eyes... sits on the bike...

Cannondale and montana say: Aaaaawwww

theroadwolf · 2006-07-27 21:38:36

roadwolf returns with his delivery and sees a note on the counter "gone down to the lake see you there" he then walks out back and hitchs his boat trailer up to his pickup and goes off in search of the others

about an hour later he finds them and parks out of sight and prepares to surprise them

the others are playing around in the water when they hear the sound ofa big v8 roaring towards them looking in to the bushes on the other side of the lake they see a ski boat leap out of the bush and land with a slpash its pilot letting out a maniaical laugh "muhahhhahahaahahahahhaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" the boat pulls up to the dock and the others are suprised that it is roadwolf at the controls of this beast norweigian gets mesmerised by the gleaming chrome on the boat engine and falls in the lake cannon then asks " what you got in that thing" roadie then proudly explains his baby "she has a twin turbocharged 454 bigblock with duel holley 4 barrels and a 200hp nitrous boost top speed dont know not game enough to find out"

Howlitzer · 2006-07-27 22:08:49

Cannon: don't sit on my bike!!!!

::Norweigian tries to change the subject by doing puppy-eyes::

::distracted for a minute from Norweigian by Roadwolf's awesome boat, they get back to the task at hand::

Cannon: so, how about that payback?

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Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-27 22:10:24

Still The roadwolf thinks i am mezmerise by his boat, but i just sit with cute big eyes and looks on the people in the lake...
Canon gets angry and comes walking to me...
He opens his eyes and try to hit me of the bike.. but feels like he gets a sword poking trough his heart when he sees my big fluffy eyes...

Then he snaps out off it... and tries to hit me with a left hook... but then Montana smaks him in the head with her fist *Japanise like*
Hei, don`t you dear hit that cute litle wolfy doggy woggy *picks me up and start clapping me on the head... *

Obs*when i change in to wolf in the boots i become as tall as the cat in the boots*

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-27 22:12:35

In wolfMontana`s arms.. notice the features of the boat drools abit ^_^

I am sorry Montana for drooling abit on you.. Get a cute litle hankerchiff out from behind my back from the thin air

Howlitzer · 2006-07-27 22:15:57

::WolfMontana snaps out of it when Norweigian drools on her::

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-27 22:34:36

Aaaaaaahh Montana looks angry on me and kicks me in a puddle...
I change to the regulare clothing and jumps on my Special tuned hayabuse... start splating dirth on cannondale... and goes up on the backwheel... and drives up to the cafÃ¨..... and finds out crap i need o wash myself up..... parks my hayabusa in roads secret garage....

And change in to a two legged dragon and start flying down to the lake... and start skydiving into the lake... and while i skydived i changed into a werewolf...
WEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*splosh*

Love the water.. start swimming around in the lake and swimme over to cannon and montana... and cannon jumps backwards and crushes my ribcage with his wolf weight and i just lay there blood splatter out of my mouth and i lay deadstill in the water.......
Start sinking to the bottom, just some inches since i was near shore.. only the nose was out of the water....

Howlitzer · 2006-07-27 22:38:39

gee...that was unneccesarily gory

WolfMontana · 2006-07-27 23:55:11

*rolls her eyes* Oh don't mind him. He's got some kind of internal death wish.

*splashes over to the shore, and Cannon's bike* Erm... *grins sheepishly* You know, I didn't think that would actually work, I just remember seeing it in the movies. *she goes a little wolfish and starts bending the spokes back, and straightening the wheel*

That was quite a sight though... *gives a feral grin, then finishes up on the bike*

That look okay?

Howlitzer · 2006-07-28 00:18:26

Cannon: Thanks...I need new wheels anyway. The spokes were on the verge of popping off last time I had it fixed.

::peers into lake at suicidal wolf in boots::

theroadwolf · 2006-07-28 05:30:56

"damn it NW it i just had you regenerated here catch this" roadwolf throws a can of spinich in to NWs mouth who then does his best popeye impression

Howlitzer · 2006-07-28 07:07:11

oh god

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-07-28 08:26:58

Muhahaha... You know ya can`t kill a bastard dragon even if you kill me as a werewolf, i become a dragon ... But I leave you all now..
spit some fake blood and start cracking the rib cage back... Turns in to a Dragon... start running and jumps into the air and start flying away to the dragonfather to live with them abit..

Stand in the air... Good bye werewolf cafÃ¨... start flying in to the horison

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Howlitzer · 2006-07-28 13:50:44

::everyone watches in confusion as Norweigian flies away::

::awkward silence::

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