*WolfMontana wanders back in, looking up at the stars just outside as she walks in the door, and immediately trips over a pair of legs*
o.O What the?!? Alright - who made this mess?? Eeeuuuuu.... *she grabs the unfortunate guys lower half and drags it back outside, throwing it off to the edge of the forest*
*wanders back inside, and over to the counter, sizes up the new guy, then gives thumbs up to Roadwolf*
Thanks for the deer dude! Yummo! *she licks her fingers and turns to wave at Busboy, Spacewolf and Norwegian, then turns back to the counter*
Hi Wolf! Hi... strange guy! *waves*
*dangles over the counter to retrieve her hat, and the now cold dregs of her mocha, and watches Roadwolf set up some pool*
Anyone see the shooting stars tonight? *grins*
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Wolf: O.o Is there a meteor shower?
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nope, that's debris from a hostile vessel that 'attempted' to attack earth, it was 'of course' a Futile effort, as the H.O.L.W.E. heavy cruiser 'Silverfang' intercepted it well short of its attack range.
Here are the plans for the Silverfang.
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*raises an eyebrow and ponders the plans on the counter*
Dude. This last one makes the ship look like it's got erm... thingies! *gestures*
Cool looking ship though - do you command it? *looks at Spacewolf*
*shrugs at Wolf* Guess I was wrong. It was an awesome show though. Who's the new guy? *smiles*
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Wolf: One of the local Werewolves. He's keeping tabs on me.
(Adam wallops me with a rolled up newspaper he got from somewhere. I shield my head with my arms.)
Wolf: Hey!
Adam (Stuffing the newspaper back into his back pocket): I'm not keeping tabs on you.
Wolf: I was joking. Anyway, I come here to catch lectures (the local contrbulatory is very informative), glom on technological blueprints, and drink coffee (since alcohol doesn't effect me now that I occassionally get big and hairy).
Adam. Coffee affects you?
Wolf: No but it tastes good.
Adam: Well, I'm going back to Earth.
Wolf: Hold up. I'm coming, too. I have a bike rally this weekend. Bye, Montana - thanks for the bottomless cup of esspresso.
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(As we walk toward the door, Adam shoulders me over and I almost run into an empty table.)
Wolf: Hey!
(I shove him the other direction and he whacks me with the newspaper. That's when I shove his head into my mouth. Of course he turns into a huge black Werewolf. My jaws crack as his head suddenly expands. He drags his face out of my muzzle, slings spit everywhere, and jumps me. Then we're crashing around among the tables, strangely not breaking anything. I kick him off and he flies back into a wall. I look around and grab the first shiney thing I can find - Spacewolf's gun. Just as I catch my reflection, Adam crashes onto me and knocks the gun into the air. We both vanish and the gun falls to the floor.)
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*spacewolf hears a comotion start up as he heads toward the pool table, he starts to turn when he is almost knocked over by Vanzandt and adam and feels a breif tug at his waist, he goes for his sidearm only to find it missing, looking at the fight he watches the gun go flying then Vanzandt and Adam disappear. Spacewolf snaps to full alert* "Destroyer, Roadwolf. Form up! Shadow, Skyfire, Ravage. Battlemode! we're going after them! Shadow, Transport NOW!" Norwegian (Destroyer), Spacewolf, Roadwolf and their familiars disappear in a flash of light.*
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*stands in a now empty cafe and raises an eyebrow*
Uh... what just happened?
*shouts to the thin air* Guys! I think that's pretty normal for Wolf - he disappears alot!
*huffs* Well, alrighty then. *whistles* *snaps her fingers with a bright idea*
MOCHA!!! *quickly throws together a scrumscious mocha with extra frothy and chocolate powder on top* Hmmmmmm.... *slurps happily for a bit, then spies something on a nearby table*
Huh. Darts! *spies the dartboard* Cool. Been a while!
*peers at the board as she levels the dart, takes a few steps back and gives a couple of pumps with her dart hand to get the feel for it* *fails to pay much attention to the rather unusual look of the dart*
*throws the dart* Ka-thunk!
BBBBB OOOOOO OOOOO M M !!!!
B B O O O O M M M M !!!!
B B O O O O M M M M !!!!
BBBBB O O O O M M M !!!!
B B O O O O M M M !!!!
B B O O O O M M
BBBBB OOOO OOO M M !!!!
[this bad ascii art brought to you, yet again, by WM]
*after the dust settles, WolfMontana shifts some bricks, groans and gets to her feet*
Well... that... SUCKED!! *shakes off the dust, and cracks a few bent joints*
Er... *notices that the wall of the cafe now has a massive hole* oops...
Ack! Remus is going to kill me! Um.. ah... *thinks, then starts scampering around for something to cover it up with*
*grabs a table cloth, and a hammer and some nails, and after some frantic work the hole has disappeared.*
*It has now been replaced by a very conspicuous white table cloth rimmed by bent nails. And... rubble.*
*jumps back on the stool and slurps her mocha again, a little shakily* I'm sure nobody will notice a *thing*. It's all good.
I am going to kill Roadwolf next time I see him.
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Were are we commander??
"tries to find out were everyone is,pin pointing myself, and the the bracelet begin to make a sound, bip bip bip bip" Humm now this thing has never ever made a sound like that?? *sits down*
*Sniff, sniff* Is that mocha??? :S, WERE AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII???????
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*four hours later, a bright 'flash' could be seen outside what was left of the cafe, then spacewolf steps into the cafe* "hey Montana, another Ho...ly shite, what happened here?" *spacewolf looks at the wall were the dart board was then to the table were he left his dart* "OK, who used my dart?" *WolfMontana guiltily raises her hand* "That was a prototype, uranium tipped $100,000 Patriot Dart, Not a play toy! you are very lucky I'm in a good mood. I'll rebuild the wall and clean up this mess, just 'cause I'm a nice guy. Just don't do that again. For those of you wondering where we went, we ended up outside a cafe in a little town called Smallville, only to find both WolfVanZandt and Adam already stung up in thick steel bars apparently taken from a nearby building site, how lengths of REBAR ended up rapped and the pair was not apparent so after sending them to RRTS HQ we ent inside for drinks then headed back here."
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*The Destroyer has risen one rank in H.O.W.L.E* oooOOooooOO shinny new star _OoO <--- big eyes
Humm, I better not be dreaming again, say it is true spacewolf, tell i am wrong and i am not dreaming and this shinny star is mine
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(I walk into the cafe with a very large Werebear. I look around and see Montana and head in her direction.)
Wolf: Alabama is too hot for me. Hey Montana, this is Mike. What happened to the wall?
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*is trying to explain to Spacewolf that it was an honest mistake and that he shouldn't leave his darts lying around, when Wolf wanders over and introduces his friend*
A werebear?! COOL!! *gives Mike a flying tackle hug* HI!
Nice ta meet ya! *smiles and helps Mike back up* Sorry, guess I have a soft spot for werebears.
*smiles at Wolf* Glad you're back! You know, there's a way to counter that Alabama heat. Move to the Dakotas, try life out on the frigid plains.
The wall? Erm... *twiddles* what wall? *coughs* Heh, oh *THAT* wall. It was an terribly unfortunate fatality in the 'War Against the Dartboard' that I accidentally started when I picked up one of Spacewolf's scary darts by mistake.
Personally I think it looks like an art installation. Only thing - I hate art installations. Particularly ones that cover things in sheets. Remus hasn't shown up however, and Spacewolf is going to fix it, so I think all's good.
What happened to Adam, and... hows your jaw?? That looked kinda painful!
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Norwegian, I can't give you a star - yet. I can however grant you the rank of Major. Congratulations!
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"I am afraid that Adam is the first permanent resident of the new orbital penal colony and as long as everyone else behaves he will be the last as well."
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JEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY I am a major, I wonder were how my new uniform looks like
tnx spacewolf
Soo do anyone want to talk to a H.O.W.L.E major... code umm can`t tell anyone becouse I have to kill you just kidding
Soo Wolfmontana can you make a cafe late
*sits down on the chair*
*stars in the eyes* I am a major hehehe
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Sure dude, congrats on the promotion!
*grinds some bean, clicks and tamps, raids the fridge for a ton of milk*
*pours the espresso into a mug, fills the rest with milk and tops with froth*
*hands it over to Norwegian* There you go bud. *plonks some canisters down in front of him* And here are some toppings you can use, if you've a mind to - chocolate (personal fav, of course), cinnamon, erm... and something else that's brown (no idea). Enjoy!
Spacewolf - you sure you have Adam locked up? Did he really deserve it?? I mean, I agree, newspaper whacking should be a federal offense, but it looked like they were just playing around.
And what was that about Smallville?? Doesn't a certain... um... Big Blue Boy Scout come from there??
edit: typo!
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Congratulations on the promotion to major!
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yes NW congrats on the promotion but i still outrank you as this last operation was all i needed to secure the rank of 1 star general and an upgrade of my sidearm. i am now packing 2x .50 calibre double barrel howlitzer hand cannons and you will be issued with a new weapon as well . you will be supplied with the new PAWGIVER MK2 it is equiped with a 25 round magazine with mission variable ammo and this weapon is coded to your dna which means only you or a H.O.W.L.E agent can fire the weapon
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and spacewolf you must report to HQ to explain how you could allow your weapon to be stolen you will not be penalised however* roadwolf then goes back to his depot to pick up a load of construction materials and a trailer full of cold booze and starts to rebuild the wall that was destroyed and then offers to remodel the cafe for nothing and upgrade the coffee machine, the jukebox and fits a 102" plasmascreen video entertainment system as a present for the patrons* ok everybody the first drinks are on me i have any kind of drink you like (and if you wanna smoke just go right ahead i wont stop ya) * he also supplies every one with a custom built bike for anyone who wants one* just write your plans down and i will get them made
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(Mike is slowly hawling himself off the floor. He grunts amiably at WolfMontana and takes a barstool.)
Wolf: Actually, H.O.W.L.E couldn't incarcerate Adam if they had a full contingency of Judge Dredds at their disposal. There's a couple of tulpas on the orbital penal colony. I'm sure they'll find a way to blow it out of orbit pretty soon.
As for my jaw, I heal pretty quickly. The worst was the hair caught in my molars.
Adam had other business to attend to. He has a pack.
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the orbital platform uses a new kind of protection called "The Justice Field" it is impossable to commit any act of injustice if you do the results happen to you instead (example you try an set fire to your sheets and you catch fire instead)
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so i think adam will be stayin' where he is
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*Spacewolf stands up and adresses the bar*
"I am afraid that, due to certain circumstances, I am unable to spend as much time here as I would like, so in my place I will nominate Roadwolf who is about to receive a temporary promotion to Major General (2 stars), however as he already has much on his plate I am forced to reveal a deep cover agent and tap them for OPCON of H.O.W.L.E. SOCOM, receiving a promotion to Colonel, I present WolfMontana. I thank you for your time but I must be going"
*Spacewolf touches a button on his wristband and is whisked away,,, somewere*
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Tnx WolfMontana Buy a drink for Bush boy, greatings
well theroadwolf is there any upgrades for my katanas?? hehehe
The only way one can get a better katana is to train, ur mind and body... *drinks up the great drink, and gets up*
So Spacy and rodewolf, you think adam can join my squad
I can be his mentor
And I teach him the way of the H.O.W.L.E sqaud, *sits down,with the legs crossed, start to meditate with Rin ninja mark, zzzZZZzzzzz*
*falls down on to the side, and croutch togetter, in a baby possison, and suck on the tumb* It has been a long day for me
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