The Werewolf Café / Zage's Territory {18 +} {See rules & exceptions inside}

JokerWolf · 2012-06-12 23:11:58

*grabs a chainsaw and starts carving through them* Nothing like spilling blood to make you feel alive!!!! *the chainsaw runs out of gas and Joker gets overtaken by the Salt zombies, who start trying to eat his face* Zage, help!

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-12 23:14:03

(shoots a couple of zombies away from Joker, before blasting them with power blasts*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-12 23:21:39

*bites the pins out of an entire handful of grenades and throws them into the zombie hoard* I feel like Ash, from Housewares *the grenades explode, flooding the zombies' olfactory sense with the worst stench imaginable* Where did you say you got these from, Zage?

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-12 23:26:48

uh, one day I had really bad gas, so I decide to bottle it up

JokerWolf · 2012-06-12 23:32:03

*gets out a giant flamethrower* You know what comes next, right *points the flamethrower at the gas cloud and pulls the trigger *a miniature nuclear explosion occurs and Zage and Joker are both put into comas, 28 days later they awaken with the worst headaches of their lives* Urggggggh. What happened to me? The last thing I remember was using the flamethrower.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-12 23:42:18

you lit my farts are fire, dude, that's what happened. Wow, first time it affected me, too.

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-12 23:53:08

Bitches please! You have to Daryl Dixon these fuckers *pulls out crossbow and starts dropping zombies left and right*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-12 23:59:05

Uhhh Pip... *embarassed* Your f-bomb is showing.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-13 00:00:28

you can swear, if it's not done the correct way

JokerWolf · 2012-06-13 00:01:01

fuckmooses! Oh, so you can! *smirks*

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-13 00:01:48

Oh O_O *blushes* please forgive my harsh language.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-13 00:10:15

s'ok

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-13 00:15:03

*sets crossbow down* Ahem. Anywayssss..

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-13 00:23:44

*dances naked in the rain*

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-13 00:25:28

*covers eyes*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-13 00:29:00

*swims in the lake*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-13 03:31:29

*cleans Kajal's cave thoroughly*

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-13 09:59:46

*clings to Joker from behind, giggles* Whatcha doin'? =3

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-13 12:56:20

*walks around nekkid*

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-13 12:57:48

*Hires a person to follow zage around with a black box to censor him*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-13 12:58:33

not in my own thread.

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-13 12:59:24

Yes in your own thread x3 Tehehe ^_^

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-13 13:08:03

if you censor me in my own thread, then your privilalages to come in here,are revoked, & you'll have to wait 4 years until you can come back, IF I feel like letting yo back in. after all this IS 18+ unless I've allowed you to be in here.

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-13 13:08:51

*flattens ears, turns into baby pippin* Sowwie...

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-13 13:17:42

*gives a bottle to* s'ok *puts in crib*

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