The Werewolf Café / This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

JokerWolf · 2012-05-08 13:34:19

Attaches a small circular object to your spine, causing you to undergo a change and become temporarily human* There! I've finally got you where I want you!
*easily gets up*
(there! if you can easily foil my well made plan, I can do the same to you!)

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The Wolf Pen · 2012-05-08 13:39:15

*grabs Joker by his chest fur and slides him across the floor*
*runs over and catches him, then slides him back*
*repeats*
PONG!

JokerWolf · 2012-05-08 13:42:57

(Oh, it's on now!) *takes off pants and hits The Wolf Pen with his chrome codpiece* SCHLONG!

The Wolf Pen · 2012-05-08 13:48:24

*steps back* ...What?

*grim slowly forms on face*

I'll get right back to you.

*walks out*

JokerWolf · 2012-05-08 13:51:12

* Gets up and heads to the bar to grab a drink, pours himself a laudnum and abscinthe*

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-05-08 13:58:48

*coughs slightly* ahem. That was ... *shakes head and decides not to say anything* So uh... how's the...weather? Yes. Weather.

The Wolf Pen · 2012-05-08 14:00:09

*humming cheerfully from somewhere outside*

JokerWolf · 2012-05-08 14:00:48

What? Is there something wrong with my drink, pippin?

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pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-05-08 14:08:04

I don't believe so. Just slightly stunned from that...battle, would you call it? As a spectator it was ...more than odd. *steals Joker's drink, takes a sip*

The Wolf Pen · 2012-05-08 14:10:14

*comes in holding a tiny box and a plate of cookies*
*place tiny box in front of Joker*

Hey Pippin. *eats a cookie* Want one?

JokerWolf · 2012-05-08 14:12:02

Ooh! What's in the box. *looks at it warily*

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-05-08 14:12:04

*suspicious look* why? .....is there something wrong with them? *slowly reaches for cookie*

JokerWolf · 2012-05-08 14:18:40

Don't eat them, pippin! They are probably laced. Either that or too delicious.

The Wolf Pen · 2012-05-08 14:18:40

Nah, just wanted to know what you thought. Want one Joker DON'T OPEN THAT BOX!!!

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-05-08 14:20:48

*looks between Joker and Wolf Pen, slowly removes hand from plate of cookies* Not sure if I trust either of you.
*Moves away knowing that Joker will open the box and that something ridiculous is probably inside*

JokerWolf · 2012-05-08 14:21:07

Sure I'll take one *takes a cookie*Wow, these cookies are pretty tasty. THIS BOX LOOKS INTERESTING! *reaches toward box and grabs it* *eats a few cookies then opens it*

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pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-05-08 14:24:27

*takes cover under table in fear*

The Wolf Pen · 2012-05-08 14:31:28

*dives for cover as Joker's face burst into flame*

Interesting fact, the hydrogen in alcoholic beverages detonates violently in the presence of platinum, which was mixed into the cookie. The box was empty, just a decoy.

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-05-08 14:33:36

Hey! I took a sip of his drink too! And you offered me a cookie?! *stares at The Wolf Pen for a long time* ... this ... shall not be forgotten O.o

The Wolf Pen · 2012-05-08 14:39:38

Wait, you took a sip? *dives for cover again as Pippin's face catches fire*

JokerWolf · 2012-05-08 14:40:33

*screaming in pain* *grinds up cookie in drink and throws at wolf pen*

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-05-08 14:42:33

Gah!!! What the...! *starts cursing and rolling on the floor* It burns!

JokerWolf · 2012-05-08 14:43:35

Now either you stop the burning or I dismember you piece by piece *walks toward Wolf Pen with a knife dipped in alcohol then rolled in cookie crumbs*
*suddenly thinks of something* *Picks up the box again, opens it up, and discovers two pills* *swallowing one of them, becomes completely immune to the effects of the flames*

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pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-05-08 14:49:20

*Growls, curses and whimpers all at once* Never ever eating cookies again...

JokerWolf · 2012-05-08 14:52:23

Hey, why not? *gives the other pill to Finnie*

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