The Werewolf Café / I really haven't posted in a long time, have I?

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 00:20:05

i hoep dere isnt ne silvr in dat gun bcuz slvr kills warewulves!!1

omfg i haet da kidz at ma skewl 2 bcuz tehy alwys tell me im wired just cuz i tlak 2 ma wolf spirit guide all teh tiem (tehy cant c him bcuz he's invisible 2 humanz)

White Wolf · 2010-07-25 00:23:42

no silvr bt ther is wood steak dat killz vampirs but luckly im not one od dem so itz ok cause werwulz is so much bettr lol

yoU sea him to>?! he is the 1 dat tellz me to eat people so dis one tim I ate a goast and now i can flie throw walls

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 00:27:48

omfg gud I haet vampirs vamrprrs are leik r enemies lol leik in dat rly gud moovie underwolrd i luv dat movie

OMFG I C HIM ALL DA TIEM!!!!!!!1 he tells me 2 eet ppl 2 lol. OMFG U CAN!1?? i can flie up in2 da sky just bcuz i am a WINGED WAERWULF i dont nedd 2 go in a areplane or anyting 2 flie

White Wolf · 2010-07-25 00:33:24

well I is actuali a werwulf-vampir cause my mam was a vampir (why she h8t me so much] and my dad is awsom wolf but he left us when i was 3 and he sed he h8t me two on mi 10 b-day

anywaz i luv underwurld and twilite is lik my fav ever!

wat else he tell u? dang that just mssed up XP

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 00:36:44

omfg ur MOM wuz a VAMPIER? my mom is just a stpuid humn so she duznt understand da pain i go thru on a reglar basis lol OMFG HE SED HE H8D U ON UR BIRTHDAY? dat is rly maen

I LUV TWILITE ITS DA BEST TEAM JACOB 4EVA XOXOXOXOXO

he tlod me dat i wuz destined 2 start da war between da vampirz and waerwulvz and dat i am da chosen one

White Wolf · 2010-07-25 00:40:54

ya she tryd to get the vampeir cOUnsul to atack me but she is lik da bigest 1 and told dem to shut up yea but I just 8t him lik last year cause da wolf told me 2

na he stinx, the best is dat oder guy wats his face

does dat meen i wold hav to fite me?

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 00:47:13

omfg itz gud dat ur mom is prat of da vampire consul bcuz tehy cud hav KILDL u othrwise

but edward SUX (geddit Edward sux and he iz a vampier lol geddit...geddit!!1 i am so funnie)

omfg idk!!!!! u MITE!

White Wolf · 2010-07-25 00:50:54

i NO!!!!! datz alzo wi i no all the secrit vampeir batle planz caus i stol dem they in my clozet with the monstr ther

lololololololololololo u is lik rly funie lololololo

its ok tho caus my vampeir part can just slipt off and i kill it but it hert bcaus that lik part oif my sol but i hav lik 10000000 sols so it ok

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 00:55:02

OMFG U HAEV 2 GIV DA SECRT VAMPIRE PLANZ 2 ME SO DAT I CAN STRAT DA WAR BTWENN DA VAMPIRS AND WAERWULVES

lol i no im just a card i shud b in stand-up

o well az long az u haev plentyie of spaer solz

White Wolf · 2010-07-25 00:57:18

i cant cauz then i hav to go in my closet it and ther is a monstr in ther and he has them

i wold watch that sho lik i watch realty tv all day

i got lots cas i ate them all

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 00:59:43

u shud just eet da mosntr lol y didnt u fink ov dat b4

omfg i <3 realty tv!!1 i also leik disney channel its awesum lol

u eet sols??????? dat is AWESUM!!

White Wolf · 2010-07-25 01:04:51

i tried once and it had magick powrs that it red in som boook it stol from online

disny channl and lik mily sirus is lik my fav ever!

i only eat da 1s the wulf tellz me cas im lik dat

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 01:07:35

omfg i hoep it didnt get curesd did u no dat can happenin if u pirat book onlien?

mily sirus is so talinted!!! i luv her i luv hannah montana and da jonas brthers 2

o u need 2 rebel moar often and be leik "fuk u i wont do wut u tell me anarky"

White Wolf · 2010-07-25 01:13:00

no rly? lik wat kind of cures?

they is both like da best ever

i try but den my daddy beets me with a led pIp

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 01:14:50

omfg idk but its suposed 2 b supar scaery!!!!!1 u haev 2 pay a LAWT of monei 2 maek da cruse go awai

i know <3333 ^_^

omfg wif a lead pip?!?! dat is RLY MAEn. u shud EET HIM

White Wolf · 2010-07-25 01:19:48

u hav the cures youself??!?!?!

i hart dem mor den you tho you lik secund in da wurld

yea lik i did dat tim but he got away using magick an now he beet me all da tim an my hed is lik all dafurmed now

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 01:23:19

omfg NO but i no sum1 dat had it and dey DIDE

uhhh no i hart dem maor tahn U..U r da 2nd in da wurld wtf

u haev 2 b caerful wif ppl dat cn use magick u shud lern sum magick urslef so dat u can eet ur dad lol and ur hed is dfoarmed?!? datz HOARABL

White Wolf · 2010-07-25 01:33:56

wat hapned to dem

u ar a stpid lire face now u tak dat bak rite now or els i com as wulfvamp an kil all ur sols

i no lots of magick lik i can turn pplz into sno elves an crap lik dat but he no mor than me now an my hed is rly defolrm lik i hav thre eyes

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 01:36:44

dey al got run ovr bai a bus

omfg no ur a stpuid lier fuk u ok i totaly <3 dem moar and if u cum at me as a woflvamp i wil get ma epic swoard of magickal wondr and kil u wif it FUUUK U

o u can trun ppl in2 elves dat is awesum lol haev u evar dun dat
u haev 3 eyez?????? u nedd 2 lern maor magick so dat u can fix dat!!

White Wolf · 2010-07-25 01:41:57

thats horebl! wil dat hapn to me?!?

but i us my magick an lik turn u into snow mnky k so lik shut up lololo

ya i lik us da powrs i got an stuf lik all da tim

i cold fix it but i thnk it maks me look betr caus all my led posoning

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-25 01:44:42

omfg it mite!!! but if u kan flie thru wualz u shud b abl 2 flie thru a bus lol

fien wuteva u say u ashole
how abot we both luv dem just as much as each uva dat way we r both numbr 1 ^___^

o rly? also it luk coool if u haev 3 eyez bcuz dat maens ur speshul

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-26 01:02:11

...so moving on...

White Wolf · 2010-07-26 01:11:37

Hahahahahahahahaha, for a sec, I thought the post above your last was the most recent post and I couldn't remember what was going on.

Totalimmortal · 2010-07-26 01:13:53

A very deep, meaningful conversation was going on and it was so incredibly deep and meaningful that you just couldn't remember it all!

White Wolf · 2010-07-26 01:16:53

Hahahahahahahahahaha, it was sooooooo deep that not even the English language could contain it.

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