Well, what can I say, he's a mouthy little Squirrel.
HEY!!!! *sulks, then lights a cigarette*
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how old is he anyways? im surprised he hasnt got cancer so bad that he just looks like a mole....
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Nah, we've already got a mole.
I'm 5, so that's like 20 or so in your years.
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well that depends. do you mean human years? cuz i dont know if therians have different lifespans lol
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I meant wolves. *drinks a shot of espresso.*
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...... are they the same as dog years cuz that is one thing i have never figured out
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I'm not sure, anyone else outhere, know this?
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whatever the case is... he does not look 20 he looks 45
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I'll show you what looks 45!!!! *flashes*
LEWD!!!!!!, Come on!!
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*growls menacingly* remember what i said about a knife instead of my claws you little rodent? i can make you wish you were dead *evil grin*
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*Lewd glares, then mutters* wanna drink. *hands Ulf a martini glass*
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*passes on the drink* probably roofies in it....
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don't kid yourself, boy, I don't swing that way. *picks up a Play Squirrel magazine.* Da-yamn!!, look at those squirrel boobs.. *sighs* well, at least this is mild, for him.
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yeah but i am not gonna risk being the b**ch of something that doesnt even pass my ankles in height. and if this is mild why do you tolerate it? just a little drop kick and you are good to go
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here's a great spy, when I need him.
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well thats surprising. he seems like he would stick out like a sore thumb. hes loud, tempermental, the cigarettes would give him away in the dark.... the list goes on
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You've never been into Hell have you?
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i tend to avoid it
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well, he fits in, trust me.
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if you say so but up here i think he would be sniped pretty easily
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well, up here, he spends most of his time at strip clubs & bars.
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that doesnt surprise me
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i find it amazing that he isnt trying to sneak in to Hefner's mansion right now though....
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why sneak, when he's allowed to just walk in?
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