The Werewolf Café / Zage's Territory {18 +} {See rules & exceptions inside}

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 17:39:56

lol true *stares at the squirrels crawling away from the tree* uuuuhhh.... ill be right back

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 17:42:14

it's it's dressed like redneck, then leave it alone, that one's my "friend". Or at least under my protection.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 17:45:42

*takes a look* they are all naked it appears..... none wearing flannel, caps or jeans..... or really anything... *runs after the little rodents*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 17:47:52

ok *all of a sudden Lewd Squirrel climbs up on my shoulder.* Hey man, your friend there is killing my friends.
so, you usually ask me to do this for you on a regular basis.
yeah, so, that's you.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 17:50:17

*runs back up with three dead squirrels, one in each hand the other hanging by its tail in my jaws* that was fun

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 17:52:40

*pats on head* good boy. Hey, have you met Lewd squirrel?
Hey, 'sup? *picks up a cigarette butt off the ground, & lights it, then takes out a flask, with homemade moonshine in it*

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UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 17:54:30

*looks at the squirrel on Zage's shoulder* hello, *looks to Zage* he is just sitting there. why is he not running in fright?

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 17:57:13

if you've seen what he's seen, & faced what he's faced, you'd be doing the same.

Lewd Squirrel "yeah,I've seen alot of, let's just say 'weird' thing, in my time. * drinks from flask, then butts out cigarette, & lights up 4 more.*

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 18:07:16

this is not a very fun squirrel..... funny but not fun.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 21:29:43

I'm not fun, eh?? *lunges at Ulf*

uh oh, you pissed him off, Ulf. I'd watch his teeth f I were you, he gets mean when he's drunk.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 21:30:56

*catches him in midair by the tail, and minds the teeth* trust me i know squirrels.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 21:34:46

*Lewd gets bored right away, & whips out, yet another cigarette.* Uh, yeah, if you haven't noticed yet, he's a chain smoker.

ahh, shut up., & you, set me down, will you, my tails aching.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 21:35:59

*tosses him back to Zage* you should get that checked man. you never know....

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 21:39:43

*LS glares at Ulf* So, are there any strip clubs around here? My girls back home, & I need a fix of another kind, if you know what I mean.
Here we go again.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 21:41:21

and his name is Lewd Squirrel? how about Crude Squirrel that was not completely clever but.... i dont really care lol

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 21:47:47

No, Lewd squirrel is better, plus, Lewd is just his nickname, his full name is Lewduacious. *sees something moving out of the corner of my eye. Looks to see what it is.* Awwww!, Put that back in your pants, man! We're in public for crying out loud.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 21:49:27

*averts eyes away* man thats just wrong..... put it away or i will be tempted to find a knife, cuz i am not touching that with my claws

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 21:53:07

see, that's why we call him Lewd Squirrel, well, besided it being a shortened version of his name.

ok, gez, I can't have any fun around you to. *puts it away*

yes you can, just try to keep in in you pants, when we're around. Hey Ulf, you should meet the rest of the crew.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 21:56:06

*raises eyebrow* if they are all rodents then i cant guarantee they will live

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 21:57:50

no, one's a gay pink dragon, & then there's a guy that has all of his hair made out of marijuana, & there're some ninjas, & an armoer guy, & some humanoid bugs.

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UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 22:00:36

hmmmm.... what exactly do you do with these guys?

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 22:02:40

well, most of them are on my team of vigilantes, & others, lke the Squirrel here, are just supporting cast characters.

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 22:04:10

*looks at the Squirrel* he supports something?

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2010-07-24 22:06:45

Why you!!!!!

Easy, Squirrel, easy. Yeah, he supports his smoking & drinking habit.

HEY!!!!!

UlfrAndi · 2010-07-24 22:07:30

i find it funny that he objects to insults then does nothing about it

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