Sweet!

Happy Howl-idays and a Happy New Yowl!

RealDealBubba wrote:

the only thing I'm upset about No one turned in an egg nog receipe...sniff...sniff...

Here's some: http://www.eggnogrecipe.net/.

Happy Christmas RealDeal. 

Merry Christmas to BUBBA Bobbi-Jo, Biker Bob, Hatchet Hattie and Mitch Hyman and to  you YA.LL rednecks out there

You're welcome, SWAMP THING. 

Oh my!     

HAPPY HOWL-IDAYS, Y'ALL !

Hail Jebus ya'll! LOL! Okay that being said and poorly....Bubba and I sat up the other night waiting on that Kringle cuss. We had just polished off two twelve packs of  'Uncle Granpa's swamp mash an' foot soak' when we heard what sounded like a buncha cats locked in a bag with a  flatulent  panther.  Bubba grabbed the shotgun and I powered up the chain saw an' in seconds (or maybe it was thirds cause we fell off the barn ladder a couple of times) we were up on the roof and there he was!

He was about  5 foot 12 and  was dressed like a tomato that had white rot criss crossin' it in  places. He was wearin' tractor and farm stores best work boots and was smiling so big it was almost blinding. Well, he was either smiling or had serious grill work done with holiday dental bling and wrote it off on his end of year medical insurance... Hard to tell these days.

He greeted us and after Bubba and I kept our weapons at level though.  We asked him what he wanted this year. Now ya'll gave to understand that every year he always needed us to do something for him. His sleigh was broke down, His reindeer had mad cow disease and a drinking problem, Mrs. Claus was blowin' up his phone cause he met a nymph at Herschel the hannukah goblin's  Kwanzaa feast.

Whatever...

This time he actaully asked us what WE wanted.  So Bubba kicks in with a list the legnth of the size pole you could touch a politician with and not get dirty.  I just waited till Bubba got horase and stopped for more booze.
Kringle looked at me and asked me waht I wanted.  That was easy...

I want everyone who has been cool enough over all these years to read and enjoy Bubba to have at least one wish this season to be granted. 

So there ya go ya'll!  You have a one wish credit with the ultimate enabler of goodies.

Wish it for yourselves or someone else. The best wish is the one you do to make your  own... or someone elses... life better.  And it ain't always about cash...but it don't hurt either for it to be either. LOL!

Just think positive and you'll find the wish you want.

In the meantime, I wished Bubba would pass out and let me get back to the next round of books. And i got my wish. Vixen kicked him in the butt after Bubba wanted to try her reindeer milk as a mixer and so off into the night he flew...and before  he was gone and almost outta sight...He proclaimed "Merry Christmas all and to all ...and to all ...Gesundheit!"

Think about it. but not too long cause it's the first  holiday greeting that you should always cover  your mouth when giving.

Bless us all... everyone!

Last edited by RealDealBubba (2008-12-26 11:55:28)

ME TOO !

*Wishs*

Well . . . . .

Oh boy...here we go again...come on  you guys...what is it?