Hahaha!
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Do you have to eat everything that I do to you?
Hmmmmm....
*Grows a cactus patch around WolfMontana*
Eat your way out of that if you can, wolfMontana.
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Okay. *eats the cactus patch*
*spits out all the needles into the forum wall, reproducing the Mona Lisa in an avant garde monochromatic pointillism treatment*
And the answer is no, I don't always have to eat everything you do to me. I never eat your hugs, for example. Those are nice.
(also, hard to eat)
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WolfMontana wrote:
*eats the dodgeball* *walks around looking like she's preggers*
You know, we never played that game when I was in school - growing up in Australia n' all. I feel kinda blessed.
I got hit in the face when I was 10 years old by a teenage boy about twice my size. I could hear it whisteling through the air, but I was too slow to realize what was happening before it hit. I saw bright lights and then darkness. Then I realized that I was lying on the concrete floor, limbs splayed outward and mouth agape.
I didn't even feel the impact when I hit the floor - just blackness and dancing stars.
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It just isn't dodgeball without at least one casualty on the floor.
Sorry it had to be you, Punx!
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Funny that it was always considered a little children's game, even though we played it up to junior high school. Parents apparently considered "real" sports too dangerous for the little ones. (Did they ever play dodgeball?) Maybe actual sports had too many rules, as well. Dodgeball was just grabbing up armloads of balls and throwing them at people. At least tetherball had a limited range!
Last edited by Amarok (2008-09-23 20:06:47)
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Amarok wrote:
It just isn't dodgeball without at least one casualty on the floor.
Sorry it had to be you, Punx!
Pah! And I would hope to melt into the wall so I wouldn't have to get hit. That's how much I hate gym
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punxnotdead wrote:
I got hit in the face when I was 10 years old by a teenage boy about twice my size. I could hear it whisteling through the air, but I was too slow to realize what was happening before it hit. I saw bright lights and then darkness. Then I realized that I was lying on the concrete floor, limbs splayed outward and mouth agape. I didn't even feel the impact when I hit the floor - just blackness and dancing stars.
Geesus!! *gives Punx big worried hug*
That's freaking retarded!
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Actual footage of the cutthroat world of -- dodgeball!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzSu0buv … re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75qL1jwNsKo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xewX1eR … re=related
Nothing spells sportsmanship like a line of grown men vs. one 12-year-old child!
But that's what you get here on the Dodgeball Forum -- all Dodgeball, all the time!
Oops! Wait, it's WolfMontana's Forum! We now return to your regularly scheduled Monty.
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WolfMontana wrote:
Okay. *eats the cactus patch*
*spits out all the needles into the forum wall, reproducing the Mona Lisa in an avant garde monochromatic pointillism treatment*
And the answer is no, I don't always have to eat everything you do to me. I never eat your hugs, for example. Those are nice.
(also, hard to eat)
Ooh nice! Can you do the leaning tower of Pisa, life-size, WolfMontana ?
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Hmm.... pizza.... *drool*
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Focus on the Leaning Tower of Pisa, WolfMontana, focus...
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But... pizza?
Here, I even have CHEESE pizza.
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WolfMontana wrote:
punxnotdead wrote:
I got hit in the face when I was 10 years old by a teenage boy about twice my size. I could hear it whisteling through the air, but I was too slow to realize what was happening before it hit. I saw bright lights and then darkness. Then I realized that I was lying on the concrete floor, limbs splayed outward and mouth agape. I didn't even feel the impact when I hit the floor - just blackness and dancing stars.
Geesus!!
*gives Punx big worried hug*
That's freaking retarded!
Haha! It was all in fun...well, for them, anyways. I just sat on the side bench with a bag of ice on my face and a bit of a damaged ego
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WolfMontana wrote:
But... pizza?
Here, I even have CHEESE pizza.
How about TACO pizza? *Drools*
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*drools yet again* Oh thanks Punx!!!
*plonks down three super large pizzas; one cheese, one taco, and one pepperoni, ham, sausage, beef, and tons of cheese*
*nosedives*
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Mmmmm, pizza!
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*Ears perk up*
Pizza? Where, where, where???
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WolfMontana wrote:
*drools yet again* Oh thanks Punx!!!
*plonks down three super large pizzas; one cheese, one taco, and one pepperoni, ham, sausage, beef, and tons of cheese*
*nosedives*
GAH! I love taco pizza. May I?
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Well of course! That's why I made it!
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Got any veggie pizza?
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Hmm. Well, there's cheese?
... what'd you usually like on a veggie pizza Blue? Peppers, onions, olives, broccoli, pineapple? *ponders* What the heck else goes on a veggie pizza??
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WolfMontana wrote:
Hmm. Well, there's cheese?
... what'd you usually like on a veggie pizza Blue? Peppers, onions, olives, broccoli, pineapple? *ponders* What the heck else goes on a veggie pizza??
Tofu? *Nose curls*
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I've never tried tofu before.
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WolfMontana wrote:
Hmm. Well, there's cheese?
... what'd you usually like on a veggie pizza Blue? Peppers, onions, olives, broccoli, pineapple? *ponders* What the heck else goes on a veggie pizza??
Anything that isn't meat !
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