"hmm" *scratches chin*
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*puts bag of cookies on table*
"what am i going to do with all these cookies?"
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"I'm stuffed"
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*gets out tape recorder*
"hmm........."
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"oh i know, everyone should know this song, Hound Dog by Elvis Presley:
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
and you ain't no friend of mine.
Ya, they said you was high classed,
well, that was just a lie.
Ya, they said you was high classed,
well, that was just a lie.
You ain't never caught a rabbit
and you ain't no friend of mine.
*stops recording*
(it was all i could think of)
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http://forum.werewolfcafe.com/viewtopic.php?id=546
"Howlin' Radio"
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*rewinds tape*
*pulls tape out and flips over*
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*Alexei perks up*
"I am a poet comrade"
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*presses record button*
"ok"
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All Hallows Eve
When darkness falls
The moon rises dark and pale
And I am waiting
I pick up a scent
There is a chill in the air
Undead walk tonight
We are the wolf guard
Thirteen soldiers of the moon
We safeguard our land
This is the grand night
When twain meet and gates open
It is the Samhein
Tonight we must serve
Guardians to humankind
As heroes for once
Blood-suckers fiends hunt
Taking the young and helpless
Leaving them dry husks
A small boy is tired
He falls behind the small group
They move for the kill
A shadow spooks him
He whirls to see the figure
Tall and vampiric
He turns back to run
The creature is there somehow
No chance of escape
He snatches the child
Pulls him off the cold sidewalk
Bares his glistening fangs
As he lifts the youth
I leap up off the rooftop
A bolt from above
The child's collars rips
He leans and opens his mouth
I was almost late
My fist meets his face
His bones buckle under the blow
He drops like a rock
The child screams and runs
I turn to face my arch foe
As he turns he stands
I shatter his jaw
My fist acts as a steel rod
He drops like a stone
I draw my two blades
Golden and Obsidian
Draw blood on his chest
I raise my dual swords
And whisper to him this phrase
"Back to the shadows!"
Light pours into him
My swords channel my soul's fire
And send out pure light
Screaming and burning
I send him into the next world
Back into the pit
I turn to the child
Frozen by the spectacle
I become human
He runs up to me
I touch his forehead and say
"Forget this dark night"
His eyes flutter shut
Then open with confusion
His friends call to him
He runs back to them
Tells them that he saw a dog
I smile and chuckle
I move off again
I sigh and sniff the night air
A long night ahead
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*pretends to be a news reporter*
"today i will be interviewing...myself. so, how does it feel being interviewed by yourself?"
"well, as soon as i hit record i always forget whatever i was going to say"
"very interesting, stay tuned, on WFNN (werewolf fictional news network) we'll be back with more and longer interviews after this song"
*hey you by pink floyd plays*
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"and now we're back, its my lunch break now so i'll turn this over to another reporter"
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Nice poem Alexei!
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"ok, i'm back and looking for someone to take over interviewing for now, but while we're waiting, lets listen to that poem for listeners who just tuned in."
*rewinds tape and plays back poem recording*
"very nice poetry"
"stay tuned for our segment later on, Random Rants of an Annoying Pup"(me)
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*bares teeth*
"no"
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*turns off tape recorder*
"i'm not allowed to have any fun around here"
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*leans back and relaxes*
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"......." (btw i had installed winamp and it worked but i accodently uninstalled is so i'm redownloading it)
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(done downloading)
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*Writing walks in again* "Whoa sorry guys i was gone" *sits back in chair and holds stomache*
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"i've apparently done something to piss off marwolf but i cant figure out what? what did i do???"
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Rofle, *shrugs* Do what you do and just wait
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i wasn't even trying to do the 'annoying little kid' thing (which is getting hard anyway because i'm 14 so i guess it woul be annoying teenager but anyway...)
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*opens up my laptop on the coffee table and starts working on an embedded accPlus v2 streaming radio player*
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(I got it working, didn't think i would with my luck)
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