i might of asked this already but where were ya born montana
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Montana
Buuuut then spent high school and Uni in Sydney Australia. Before that lived out Port Lincoln way, little bit in Adelaide, and further north past Port Augusta. We used to make regular trips to Andamooka and pick up opals off the roads there.
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*waggles her eyebrows*
*uses a can of whipped cream, spray a huge mustache on Howlitzer's face*
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::eats moustache::
::pulls out cotton candy machine::
::presses large, red TURBO button::
::aims at Monty::
>phffffffch!<
::monty gets covered in a thick coating of pink, sugary fur::
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*looks shocked* (and pink)
What the?!?!? Where the heck'd you get a cotton candy machine?!?
*licks self* Hmm... dats not bad.
*cracks knuckles* Right. This is war.
*grabs a tennis ball firing machine, and fruit gumballs the size of small oranges, loads, aims, and turns the machine onto the highest speed setting*
*makes appropriate fruit-gumball-fired-like-a-tennis-ball-directly-at-howlitzer sound effect*
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ok then
*thinks* "hmmmm aha"
*walks out to the workshop and comes back with his creation back pack mounted twin 50mm gatling guns firing a mix of liquorice bullets and half cooked donut batter*
oh howlitzer
:howlitzer looks over at the contraption
EAT THIS *opens fire covering him in a dark sticky mess and then walks over and covers him in cinnamon
youre delicious
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"Oh, Howlie!"
*Grabs Paintball gun loaded with Maltesers and flicks selector to 'Full Auto' and pulls the trigger.*
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howlitzer manages to dodge spacewolfs assault and starts flinging the batter at him too leaving himself resonably clean he then dumps spacewolf into a big vat of chocolate sprinkles
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*Climbs out of chocolate sprinkles and dives into vat of M&M's, swims two laps then climbs out, and eats himself disapearing with a small 'Pop!*
/Terminator Voice: On/
"I'll be back!"
/Terminator Voice: Off/
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roadwolf walks up to the stage and sits down
"hey montana, can have just a single spotlight on me"
"thanks" as monty flips the switch
"now ladys and gentleweres, i have a very sad song , well not really a song more of a spoken poem i wrote about nine years ago after cujo died(in RL) and i put it to music, now im going to play a melody as i speak this and i might start crying so(sniffs)(wipes my eyes in RL) so here it is i call it
"names on the wall"
(roadwolf begins to read whilst playing a low sad rythem)
dogs and kittys of the backyards and the frontyards of this land
your lives were spent on one more bowl of food
but however we remember you, you'll never really die
even though we see your names upon the wall
(roadie starts to weep)
you were cujos ,you were fluffys
you were all some mothers son
as you played with your bone and your ball
but however we remember you, you'll never really die
even though we see your name upon the wall
(roadie starts to blubber(in real life too))
upon the wall your honoured by the familes of the land when we gather at the pet memorials
in the backyards every year we stand and bow our heads in praise
remembering mates no longer here
dogs and kitty's of the backyards and the frontyards of this land
your lives were spent on one more bowl of food
but however we remember you you'll never really die
even though we see your names upon the wall
the end
"i wrote that to honour a australian legend (well he was a legend to me)"
(off topic) you cannot belive how heartbreaking it was to finally bring this poem into the public eye"
back on topic
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looks around and notices there is not a dry eye in the house
"i told you it was sad"
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*hugs Roadie* Was cool of you to do that for your bud I'm sure he appreciates it!
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thanx monty i appreciate that and im sure he will too
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*Wipes eyes*
Oh gosh! So sad yet so moving
*Claps at The RoadWolf*
Bravo, The RoadWolf!
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thanx to all
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Walks in the cafe - in desperate need of hot chocolate.
"Uhm... hi all!" she waves at them.
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"hi dude , come in and sit down, here have a drink"
hands benandante a big steaming mug of hot chocolate and a bag of marshmellows
"i think you'll like it here"
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the band walks back in and sits down
"hey roadie, can we get some food"asks neelix
"sure guys .help your self, just remember to clean up youre mess"
roadie looks over towards cruze who is shaking that much you could use him to shake paint cans
"time to cut back on the caffeene dude"
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*Buries her nose in the hot chocolate mug
Wow, thanks! This is a nice place...
*sips the chocolate
I'm in search of a pack, you know...
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*pops up from behind the counter*
Oh? *grins* Where ya hailing from?
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*wakes up from long nap at the counter*
*looks around foggily*
>.< wow....how long was I out for? What did I miss?
*slurps 2 month old hot chocolate*
O.o *gags*
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*Grins back at Montana
Far away. Other side of the world, where the forests are dark green and the snow is pure...
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*head tilts wistfully* The forests here aren't too shabby, though I don't remember the last time it snowed. There's a lake not too distant and a mountain overlooking the whole valley. Still too many people for my liking though.
*whips up a new hot chocolate for Howlitzer* Dude, is that mold around your mouth? *makes a face*
*wrangles a mocha out of the espresso machine and sips it thoughtfully* We haven't had anyone new wander in here for a while.
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