Standing outside the bar, he stared as the flaming figures walked into it.

"Well...that's certainly...uhhh...different."

Wolf walks in with a big bucket of water and douses the fire.

Wolf: Hey, guys, you're skulls are showing. Do you need to go to the Emergency Room or something?

When no answer is forthcoming....

Wolf: Okay. But if you need anything, just let me know. I'll be over here nursing an espresso.

I find my usual seat and fish around behind the counter for an espresso cup.

Wolf: Did you folks miss me?

Oh, it's about to get even weirder. Continued from spirit stag encounter out near the lake, back a couple of pages!

*walks through the door*

*actually, tries to walk through the door, but ends up falling on her butt, when the rather massive set of antlers spread out from the top of her head catch on the door frame*

CRAP! *followed by interesting stream of expletives, as she gets up and dusts herself off*

*mumbles* Shoulda done as he said... had to take it as a freaking challenge... snackin' frasin'...

*slides through the door sideways, and noticing some stares, finds her cowboy hat near the door and dangles it from one of the points*

And no hunters better be getting any ideas!!  *growls and heads over to the espresso machine*

*spies Wolf* Hey dude - where ya been??  *knocks over a mug from the top of the machine as she turns her head* Crap!  *tries to lean down to pick it up, antlers smash against the counter top* OW!

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*slurps her mocha reflectively and wobbles her head a bit, like a moose*

Hmm. You know, I tried to wrench them off, but didn't think of sawing them off...  *looks around* Anyone have a saw? ... Chainsaw?  *reconsiders*  These things fall off bucks naturally right??  I mean, I've already been through a velvet stage, and THAT was fun... *makes a face*

*something catches her eye, and she turns to look at the skeleton headed folks, narrowly missing Wolf with the antlers*

Uh. *waves as they turn, empty sockets staring* Er... hello?

Where'd they come from??

::walks in::

hmm...haven't been here in a while.  ::orders extra thick chocolate butter-crunch frappe::

::slurps frappe::

::sees Monty with antlers::

? ?! ::slurps frappe so hard he gets a brainfreeze::

>.<

::walks over to Monty in complete agony::

Wh...wha....who...when....why?....WHERE did those come from?!

::runs out to the phone booth to make a brief phone call::

::walks back in::

::several midgets in jumpsuits run in and drag Monty off to the garage::

::Loud grinding noises come from the garage, followed by several small explosions and a scream::

...

::Monty stumbles back in, now completely antler free::


all fixed

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*native walks in*was up with the antlers and wolfmontana, you know, those antlers make you look taller *asks for a cup of coffee and sits on a corner*

*walkes in and sits down drikking some mocca* Damn i miss this place ! Anyone miss me?

*beams back down, with shreds of black squad uniform on her now velvet-free and sharpened antlers*

... this antler thing has it's advantages.

*turns to the band*

ok guys take a break ive got some things to take care of in the shop

*the band acknowledges and walks off stage*

roadwolf walks over and scans the new antlers with a device he just invented, the machine beeps

"ok let vme take a sample for anlaysis and i'll se what i can do"

Wolf: Oh, right, I am. You up for a trip into Dreamtime?

I guess it might just work!

But... you'll have to lead the way Wolf, cause I've never been to dreamtime. Well, cept for dream journeys I guess.

*turns to native-lycan* Have you?

with a few adjustments , i think it can