Black Shuck wrote:
I'm pretty sure mine do it out of spite. "What?! You got a dog?!! And it's living in my house?!!!" *pees everywhere* "That'll teach ya!!!"
lol!
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Here's a good one...
I was going upstairs to get something from my room, and across the hallway in the window at the head of my parents' bed I saw our stupid black cat. It seemed odd because I couldn't tell if the cat was inside the window, or had jumped up onto the outside from the narrow ledge extending across that side of the house from the small upstairs deck (which has no railing I might add)...directly below this window is a pile of broken wood with nails and various sharp things sticking out of it.
so, I called the cat's name. He was squeezed in between the partially open glass window and the outside screen. I startled him, and he tried to turn around, popping the screen out in the process. For a few seconds the cat kinda swung his front legs around frantically in a feeble attempt to catch himself, then he fell out the window with the screen.
When I ran over to the window, there was no screen and no cat within sight on the deck. Not good...
Just as I get downstairs, my gramma runs in from her part of the house and starts freaking out about a loud noise and some large object gliding past her window.
And, right as she was saying this the cat ran in the cat door, walking a bit funny from gliding across the lawn on the broken window screen and landing feet first in a thorny bush, with his fur puffed out about as much as I would imagine is possible.
He still won't go near windows or bushes.
Last edited by Howlitzer (2007-06-03 21:10:38)
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww.
Poor damn cat.
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Poor cat!
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Yet another stupid cat story...
This one was with the same cat btw...
Two of our cats were sitting in the driveway having some sort of a faceoff...the stupid black one, and his much smarter, tabby brother...when a certain neighbor, who is addicted to welding and we suspect may be associated with the Irish mafia, had a little mishap with the scaffolding he had been completely surrounding his house with for the last 6 months.
The resulting >CLANG!< of the metal bars hitting each other startled the two cats, and the black one took off across the back yard, hit the large oak tree about 10 feet in the air, and continued running up the tree....then stopped when he ran out of large enough branches.
The expression on the cat's face and the yowling noise he made when he looked down to find himself 40 feet up an oak tree can best be described as:
"Oh shite...what did I just do? "
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Yeah! Glad he was okay!!! (you should have dived to his rescue dude
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Dude, that cat just stumbles into the most random situations!
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oh yeah
I just remembered another one...this time with our fluffy tabby cat...
my mom decided one night to light one of the scented candles she got at some christmas party and put it on the kitchen table...
well, we were watching a movie, and the fluffy cat comes in the room, jumps up on the kitchen table, and falls asleep....
a little while later, I heard the cat moving around. I turned just in time to see the cat walk in front of the scented candle and sit down with his butt touching the edge of the thing....
about a half a second later, I heard the noise of sizzling fur and yelled...the cat jumped off the table and ran up the stairs, with a trail of smoke behind him....I had to chase him down and put out the small fire on his butt
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*falls over* Nice! I don't think we've ever had one of our cats catch on fire before, lol
Here's one (seem how I have enough cats that I should have a few stories about them, lol):
We had a cactus on top of this big speaker we have because my mom thought this pokey little cactus would stop the cats from playing on the speaker. Well... it died because our fluffy cat used it for rubbing against and it got clogged with fur. So we got another little cactus. And another cat. And it decided to eat the cactus He was just a kitten, but my dad and I watched him try to chew on the cactus, poking himself in the mouth for about 5 minutes.
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Oh me god!
Those are hilarious stories!!
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Wow.
How do your cats stick around through all that?
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yeah, cats are insane. lol.
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Well, my cats weren't crazy. The worst thing they did was going to sleep right on a newspaper that I happen to be reading....
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WolfMontana wrote:
... *peers over at Black Shuck's forum, peers back here*
Now hold on, how can we have TWO Baby Zage's trying to get milk out of a pillow??
It's a space/time continuum thingy.
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aight...wait a minute..that can't be right...
::backs up and looks at tangled space/time continuum::
hmm...
::pulls out a pair of scissors and some glue:: ...
::walks back into forum after fixing things a bit::
everything back to normal?
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*waits for a baby zage to start zipping around* *waits* *waits* Hmm!
*sniffs* And my forum doesn't smell like cat urine anymore! Woot!
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*baby toot* Oops, scoozy.
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Howlitzer wrote:
aight...wait a minute..that can't be right...
::backs up and looks at tangled space/time continuum::
hmm...
::pulls out a pair of scissors and some glue::...
::walks back into forum after fixing things a bit::
everything back to normal?
Oh, I don't know about THAT!
*Howlitzer is surrounded by infinite BlueEyesWolves*
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*sits idly in a corner as he has no earthly idea what is going on.*
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*joins TI in wide eye stupier* I haven't be watching the forum for a while so...O.o I'm confused
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i HAVE been watching the forum, and i'm still confused! lol!
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Basically, it's like dis. Howlitzer and Blue are stuck in what some would refer to as an 'infinite loop'. They're waging a little posting 'war' against each other. However, no matter what either of them actually does to the other in a given post, the other person will always trump it with their post, even when it breaks the rather fragile concept of physics within the Werewolf Cafe 'roleplaying' universe.
PS: It involves a lot of stand ins/replicas/decoys/inflatable versions of themselves as a foil against the other persons post. Occassionally the 'deluded' or 'reality challenged' arguments are used, but they never last.
*bows and exits, stage left*
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Well, that's...
Different.
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WolfMontana wrote:
Basically, it's like dis. Howlitzer and Blue are stuck in what some would refer to as an 'infinite loop'. They're waging a little posting 'war' against each other. However, no matter what either of them actually does to the other in a given post, the other person will always trump it with their post, even when it breaks the rather fragile concept of physics within the Werewolf Cafe 'roleplaying' universe.
PS: It involves a lot of stand ins/replicas/decoys/inflatable versions of themselves as a foil against the other persons post. Occassionally the 'deluded' or 'reality challenged' arguments are used, but they never last.
*bows and exits, stage left*
Hey...Blue started the whole breaking the concept of physics thing when I started to win and he ran out of ideas.
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