WolfMontana wrote:

Hehehe

I love articles like this:

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a … 0000000001

New Limbless Lizard Species Discovered

Ya know what I call a limbless lizard? A SNAKE!!!!!

I'm sure it's got a different DNA makeup n' all, but I don't care - it looks a HELLUVA LOT LIKE A SNAKE.

lol!

Black Wolf wrote:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo

Black Wolf!! Woot!

Howlitzer wrote:

Black Shuck wrote:

UFC= Ultimate Fighting Championship. It's mixed martial arts and is more popular than boxing is now. The guys in there just whoop the tar outta each other!

I whooped the tar out of my basement stairs today... and I'll probably have a few large bruises in the morning to prove it

I bet you gave them stairs a real run for their money, huh? Can I asked what the stairs did to offend you enough to whoop on them? teehee

WolfMontana wrote:

Hehehe

I love articles like this:

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a … 0000000001

New Limbless Lizard Species Discovered

Ya know what I call a limbless lizard? A SNAKE!!!!!

I'm sure it's got a different DNA makeup n' all, but I don't care - it looks a HELLUVA LOT LIKE A SNAKE.

I so thought the same thing! It looks slightly different than a snake, like, its head's a little different, but it still pretty much looks like a snake, lol.

I can actually see that happening!
Scientist 1: You can't do that! *grabs "limbless lizard" and thrusts it into #2's face* You said so yourself that it looks like a snake! People are never gonna buy this! *drops "limbless lizard" into #2's hands*
Scientist 2: Whatever. We're scientists. People will believe whatever we tell them. Like that hole in the O Zone layer.
Scientist 1: They did buy that at one point in time. Then they realized that whatever we told them changed every year! "The hole's getting bigger!" "No, it's not" "It's moving towards Antarctica" "It's shrinking". That's last century's news. And how exactly are you going to convince everyone that this really is a limbless lizard? It looks like a snake and people pretty much everywhere have snakes. Some six-year-old kid is gonna find a "limbless lizard" in his backyard, just the other 12 million point two six-year-olds in this country alone! No one's gonna care!
Scientist 2: You think I haven't thought of all that in the two minutes that have elasped since I've discovered this thing? I'll make up some DNA and everyone will eat this up *looks confident*
Scientist 1: *gives up* Whatever....
Scientist 2: No really, dude! I'll make some new DNA and I'll say that these things are only found in India because, like, nobody freaking goes there.
Scientist 1: My sister just got back from India....
Scientist 2: A really bad part of India! That no one will want to visit! And if they do, they'll probably die. From like, parasites or something. Yeah! It's dangerous and all unsavory and stuff! And on top of that, they're really rare! So if you find one, it's probably not one!
Scientist 1:

Hey, I have a lot of time on my hands too, lol! I have about an hour to kill before I have to make my appearance at "senior awards night" at the high school. I really don't wanna get dressed up for this.... *looks for new and creative ways to stall*

Black Shuck wrote:

...
Scientist 2: No really, dude! I'll make some new DNA and I'll say that these things are only found in India because, like, nobody freaking goes there.
Scientist 1: My sister just got back from India....
Scientist 2: A really bad part of India! That no one will want to visit! And if they do, they'll probably die. From like, parasites or something. Yeah! It's dangerous and all unsavory and stuff! And on top of that, they're really rare! So if you find one, it's probably not one!
Scientist 1:

CACKLE!!! That's awesome!!    'make some new DNA' HA!

Black Shuck wrote:

Hey, I have a lot of time on my hands too, lol! I have about an hour to kill before I have to make my appearance at "senior awards night" at the high school. I really don't wanna get dressed up for this.... *looks for new and creative ways to stall*

Well, by now it'll be all done and over - how'd it go? Did you have to get dressed up?

Black Shuck wrote:

I can actually see that happening!
Scientist 1: You can't do that! *grabs "limbless lizard" and thrusts it into #2's face* You said so yourself that it looks like a snake! People are never gonna buy this! *drops "limbless lizard" into #2's hands*
Scientist 2: Whatever. We're scientists. People will believe whatever we tell them. Like that hole in the O Zone layer.
Scientist 1: They did buy that at one point in time. Then they realized that whatever we told them changed every year! "The hole's getting bigger!" "No, it's not" "It's moving towards Antarctica" "It's shrinking". That's last century's news. And how exactly are you going to convince everyone that this really is a limbless lizard? It looks like a snake and people pretty much everywhere have snakes. Some six-year-old kid is gonna find a "limbless lizard" in his backyard, just the other 12 million point two six-year-olds in this country alone! No one's gonna care!
Scientist 2: You think I haven't thought of all that in the two minutes that have elasped since I've discovered this thing? I'll make up some DNA and everyone will eat this up *looks confident*
Scientist 1: *gives up* Whatever....
Scientist 2: No really, dude! I'll make some new DNA and I'll say that these things are only found in India because, like, nobody freaking goes there.
Scientist 1: My sister just got back from India....
Scientist 2: A really bad part of India! That no one will want to visit! And if they do, they'll probably die. From like, parasites or something. Yeah! It's dangerous and all unsavory and stuff! And on top of that, they're really rare! So if you find one, it's probably not one!
Scientist 1:

Hey, I have a lot of time on my hands too, lol! I have about an hour to kill before I have to make my appearance at "senior awards night" at the high school. I really don't wanna get dressed up for this.... *looks for new and creative ways to stall*

hilarious!! lol!

Cool! Sounds like an awesome time And congrats on the scholarship!!!

Black Shuck wrote:

It went really well I'm not the best student ever, but I do well for not even trying. I totally whipped the star student! I got three out of five department awards (Foreign Language, English (3 out of 4 of the English teachers voted for me! Yay!!), and Social Science) and then I got two of the four achievement awards: I scored in the top 10% of Utah kids taking the ACT in English and then I got a piece of paper signed by Bush and the Secretary of Education for being in the 85th percentile of students taking the ACT in English (it was like "the Presidential award" or something). I also won one of the scholarships I applied for! It's only 2000 dollars, 500 each semester, but it will last my two years of vet tech school I got jipped out of the medical one because veterinary medicine doesn't count apparently. But I rocked it  

As for dressed up, I wore my suit pants and my button up purple shirt. I wanted to wear my tighter pants with the laces and chains, but with as many times as I had to go on stage, I'm kinda happy I looked presentable, lol.

At graduation, I wore my gothic kilt (it's black with zippers and D-rings and stuff, lol), my kilt hose (socks), my sporran (the pouch dealie), and a grey shirt that had a Celtic cross embossed in it I hung out at the after-party at the bowling alley for a while. I totally beat one of my friends at pool (which I hadn't played forever) and made it look like I knew what I was doing. Some of the boys started trying to challenge me! We bowled once and I did really well. I got two strikes I hung at the bowling alley until 2.30 in the morning, went home, showered by 3, and fell asleep after 4am, lol. Then I got up at 8 and went to work at 9. I wasn't dead and I'm actually pretty wide awake, but I was sick as hell. I think it was a combination of being a little too stoked to eat anything and a cigar a friend and I smoked (not one of my better ideas....). But it was fun!

'Kay, I'll shut up now, lol!

*Whistles* Busy, were ya?

Thanks guys! Yeah, it was pretty busy, but a lot of fun!

*holds nose* Uh, no. Think I'll letcha just fly around there

*flies over a bed, falls down, & falls asleep*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Last edited by Zage_the_winged_werewolf (2007-06-02 17:12:47)

*suckles on pillow*