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#1951 2007-05-16 04:11:50

spacewolf
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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"I always thought he had MPD, now he admits to it."


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1952 2007-05-16 07:31:59

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

dont you bad mouth me spacewolf or its you, me , a recharge socket and 4000 volt of direct current>

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#1953 2007-05-16 21:17:55

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Sounds okay. I have a bike rally this weekend, anyway, and will be gone through Friday and Saturday, and part of Sunday.

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#1954 2007-05-17 01:03:39

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"I wasn't badmouthing, I was just pointing out your admittance of MPD, Sir!"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1955 2007-05-17 01:47:47

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

ok then

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#1956 2007-05-18 00:10:18

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Whoa. Smooth, Spacewolf.

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#1957 2007-05-18 00:58:15

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"Thanks VanZandt."


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1958 2007-05-18 01:40:56

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Roadwolf is sitting at the bar munching on a steak and fries dinner when his mobile phone starts ringing, picking it up he speaks “Roadwolf freight lines and transport repairs, what can I do ya for, your bus isn’t running right ok what’s it got in it, 6/53 gemmy huh! Haven’t seen one of them in years (Roadwolf scribbles down some details) ok pull in and I’ll take a look, Roadwolf out” going back to his steak he begins thinking that the voice on the phone sounded familiar.  About 30 mins later a rattly old greyhound bus pulls up outside with a cough and a splutter and then dies in a cloud of smoke and steam.
A ragged looking female were cat climbs out and slinks inside, striding up to the bar she orders 4 coffees, whilst making the drinks Montana strikes up a conversation “so what are you doing in these parts” “me and my friends are roaming the country looking for an old friend of ours named Roadwolf” whilst she is talking Roadwolf gets up and walks over  “ I thought I recognised that purr” at the sound of roadies voice the stranger slowly turns , seeing Roadwolfs face the strangers eyes light up “oh roadie (grabbing road in a big hug) its good too see you, do you know how long we have been looking for you” “oh neelix , I haven’t seen you in years, what have you and the guys been up too” “nothing much man , just truckin’ around playing every now and again, do you still play guitar” “yup, I still pluck those strings, but what are you guys doing out here”  “well, we started to have engine trouble and heard you were one of the best”  “ I am the best (slicking his fur back roadie twirls a spanner in the air and slides it in his pocket ),  where are the other guys”  “ there in the bus cleaning up we had an accident with the guitar polish, I’ll just call em”

The stranger picks up the cb and sets the channel “ ok guys, come on in” 5 mins later 3 weredogs (2 rotties+1 x-breed) wander in and walk up to the bar  “ hey roadie , is that you, how ya bin?” the three then shake paws and give Roadwolf big hugs.  Montana then asks “ hey roads, how do you know these guys” “ well it’s a long story, I met these guys back in the academy and we formed a band and played at the local bar but when I got promoted we lost touch with each other, that was 4 years ago, well I suppose I should introduce them.

Pointing to the female rottie “ this old girl here is mace she’s the best bass guitar I could find on the east coast (mace plays a little lick), this big feller here is maverick he can beat those skins until they bleed (maverick twirls his drumsticks and drops em in his holster)”, pointing to a small jittery x-breed “ this jumpy dude here is cruze , he’s on the keyboard and blows a mean sax, and this beautiful looking little minx here(rubbing neelix under the chin)is neelix she’s the fastest fiddle in the west and can pluck a banjo until her paws bleed”  Montana then says “ well I hope you enjoy free food and drink whilst you’re here as you are friends of Roadwolf”  young mavrick then speaks up “ hey roadie whats with the eye and what the hell happened to your teeth” “ well guys I got involve in some bad action a while back and lost the eye and my teeth in an explosion but I was saved by H.O.W.L.E med techs they replaced the eye and fitted me with steel teeth” Roadwolf then asks “hey do you guys want to play a few songs for these nice were’s here for old times sake and I will fix up your bus for nothing” mace speaks up “yeah sure , why not we haven’t played together for so long, we’ll go and get our instruments and meet you on stage” “well why don’t we eat first” the three confer and then answer “sure why not were famished”  roadie then speaks up “ hey Montana fire up the grill and get my cooking hat and give these guys a beer each”.
Roadwolf then starts grilling up six of the best and thickest steaks he can find and a big batch of fries and sets the meal down in front of his friends. After finishing they all let out the biggest burp this side of the Mississippi.  Mace then speaks “well you didn’t mention that you could cook roadie, cause that was the best food I’ve had in years” Roadwolf thanks her and clears away the plates “well shall we get to it then” “yeah why not lets smoke this place” cruze says “ok then.” Roadwolf walks out to grab his guitar ,his old leather jacket and cowboy hat

5 mins later his friends are waiting on stage ,after 5 mins mavrick pipes up“ where’s Roadwolf , he said he’d meet us here” “oh he’ll be here” said spacewolf.  All of a sudden the cafĂ© goes dark and a mysterious voice fills the room “BY THE POWER OF THE MOON” a lightning bolt then strikes the stage and the spot light goes upon a cloud of smoke,  when the smoke clears there stand Roadwolf in his spirit form wearing a leather jacket and cowboy hat , mace responds in wonder “now THAT’S an entrance” the lights come up and roadie then steps up to the mic “ testing  testing   ok hello ladies and gentleweres I would like to introduce my band from back in the academy, this guys have been playing for years even without their lead guitarist , their names are mace, maverick, cruze and neelix but we go by the name of


ROADWOLF AND THE GEARJAMMERS

“Ok guys lets rock this joint 1.2.3.4”

a wild fiddle starts playin


The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this young were
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The were said my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

Johnny rosin up your bow
And play your fiddle hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win
You get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul

The devil opened up his case
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

[Instrumental Interlude](mace goes wild on the bass guitar)

When the devil finished
Johnny said well you're pretty good old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no

[Instrumental Interlude]


The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet

Johnny said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
'Cause I told you once you son of a gun
I'm the best that's ever been

He played Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
Granny will your dog bite
No child, no


roadwolf ends with a 2 min guitar solo

"thank you very much"

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#1959 2007-05-18 03:43:37

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

"AAAAAHHHHH, Long Post!! The Agony!!"


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1960 2007-05-18 05:56:22

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

i did warn ya

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#1961 2007-05-18 06:08:16

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*Listens to the RoadWolf on the Radio at the Watering Hole RPG forum and claps paws*

Encore, The RoadWolf, Encore!

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#1962 2007-05-18 11:15:54

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*comes in, looks around and sits quietlly* YEP!!!!


I'm A True Follower Of The Ancient Ways, Which Include Believing In Ancient Spirits, Like The Spirit Of Predators Like The Wolf Or The Jaguar, This Are My Spirit Guides..... THE DARK PREDATOR WILL PREY ON YOUR SOUL, I'M THE WEREJAGUARWOLF.......GRGRRRRR!!!

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#1963 2007-05-18 13:10:19

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*asks the waiter for a juicy fish, shrimp and two chicken legs* yum, Im surelly gonna enjoy this!!!!!! *finishes eating and goes out to worship great mother moon*  BYE YOU GUYS


I'm A True Follower Of The Ancient Ways, Which Include Believing In Ancient Spirits, Like The Spirit Of Predators Like The Wolf Or The Jaguar, This Are My Spirit Guides..... THE DARK PREDATOR WILL PREY ON YOUR SOUL, I'M THE WEREJAGUARWOLF.......GRGRRRRR!!!

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#1964 2007-05-19 23:08:16

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ok then guys if you like that your going to love this  (roadie lowers a screen from the roof of the stage and starts a film clip)
ok guys lets do it


(maverick then starts  1.2.3.4. roadie starts with hot rift)

If you ever plan to motor west,
travel my way, take the highway that is best.
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.

It winds from Chicago to LA,
more than two thousand miles all the way.
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.

Now you go though Saint Looey
Joplin, Missouri,
and Oklahoma City is mighty pretty.
You see Amarillo,
Gallup, New Mexico,
Flagstaff, Arizona.
Don't forget Winona,



Kingman, Barstow, San Bernandino.

Won't you get hip to this timely tip:
when you make that California trip
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.

(mace and roadie break in to a solo each)

Now you go though Saint Looey
Joplin, Missouri,
and Oklahoma City is mighty pretty.
You see Amarillo,
Gallup, New Mexico,
Flagstaff, Arizona.
Don't forget Winona,
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernandino.

Won't you get hip to this timely tip:
when you make that California trip
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.

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#1965 2007-05-20 05:18:33

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Re: This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

*Listen to RoadWolf on the radio*

YAAYY!! I do actually live next to the famed Route 66!! So that song has a special meaning to me!! Play it again, Sam..er, I mean...the RoadWolf!!

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#1966 2007-05-20 05:48:24

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i'll play it later but i do have another that you might like

(roadie starts the next clip)

ok guys lets hit this one

(Hmmm, yeah!)

Life's like a road that you travel on
When there's one day here an' the next day gone
Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand
Sometimes you turn your back to the wind

There's a world outside every darkened door
Where blues won't haunt you anymore
Where brave are free an' lovers soar
Come ride with me to the distant shore

We won't hesitate
Ta' break down the garden gate
There's not much time left today, yeahea...

{Chorus:}
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
Well, I wanna drive it all night long

Through all these cities an' all these towns
It's in my blood an' it's all around
I love you now like I loved you then
This is the road an' these are the hands
From Mozambique to those Memphis nights
The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights

Knock me down, an' back up again
You're in my blood
I'm not a lonely man

There's no load I can't hold
Road so rough, this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell 'em we're survivors

{Chorus:}
Life is a highway
Well, I wanna ride it all night long


 


If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)

(Ah, Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah!)

{Chorus:}
Life is a highway
Well, I wanna ride it all night long
(Hmmmmm, yeah!)
If you're going my way (you're goin' my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)

There was a distance between you an' I (between you and I)
A misunderstanding once
But now we look it in the eye
Ooooohh, yeah!
(Mmmm, yeah
Ah, hm, hm, hm, hm)

There ain't no load that I can't hold
A road so rough, this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Tell 'em we're survivors

{Chorus:}
Life is a highway
Well, I wanna ride it all night long (all night long, yeah)
If you're goin' my way
Well, I wanna drive it all night long

(Ah, gimme, gimme, gimme
Gimme, gimme, yeah!)

{Chorus:}
Life is a highway (life is a highway)
I wanna ride it all night long
(Ooooo, yeah)
You're going my way (you're goin' my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long, yeah)

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#1967 2007-05-20 05:49:17

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sorry for the long posts guy but it was a request

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#1968 2007-05-20 05:56:33

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*Calls The RoadWolf up on the phone*

Are all of your songs about traveling?

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#1969 2007-05-20 22:58:18

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depends on what im listening to but a lot a country and western ,some blues and some aussie stuff

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#1970 2007-05-21 05:49:44

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*Listens to the RoadWolf on the phone*

Ah I see....

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#1971 2007-06-21 00:06:33

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Hi, guys.

I have recovered from Roadwolf's Wild Birthday bash and thought I'd show this to you.

It is a photo of the real me whilst on holiday two weeks ago. You'll get a kick out of the place, I think.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a106/davelister/howlatthemoon.jpg


For it came to be that the clouds lifted and unto us a son
was born, who should burn rubber and create acrid smoke,
as the earth shuddered under the weight of engine noise
and the assembled throng gathered close to "Praise the lowered"

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#1972 2007-06-21 11:44:09

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That's freaking fantastic!! big_smile


"I like him... he says okie dokie!"
~ Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"He did so much, without kicking a single butt!"
~ Tommy Dawkins, describing Ghandi, Big Wolf On Campus

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#1973 2007-06-21 12:24:10

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*is sitting down her long dark hair blowing around gently from a gental breeze* hello everyone

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#1974 2007-06-21 20:49:12

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hello cerridwen  the names roadwolf owner of roadwolf freightlines, general in the RRTS (i'll explain it if you want me too) and leadsinger of the gearjammers

if you wanna know anything else just ask

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#1975 2007-06-21 21:14:09

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mace : hey guys how bout we play a little bluegrass
roadie: bluegrass
neelix: riders
roadie: ok mace give me a mountain tempo in A minor

mace starts playing a western rift

An old cow polk went ridin’ one dark and windy day
Upon a ranch he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty pack of red eyed wolves he saw
A plowin’ through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

Yippee-I-Yay
Yippee-arooooooooooo
Ghost Riders in the Sky

Their eyes were made of fire and thier teeth were made of steel
Their claws were black and shiney and thier hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
as he heard the riders comin' hard and he heard theuir mornefull cries

Yippee-I-Yay (Yippee-I-Yay)
Yippee-arooooooooooo (Yippee-arooooooooooo)
Ghost Riders in the Sky

Their faces gone, their eyes were blurred , their shirts all soaked with sweat
Their rindin’ hard to catch that pack but they ain’t caught ‘em yet
‘Cause they got to ride forever in that range up in the sky
On choppers belchin’ fire... as they ride they hear their cry

Yippee-I-Yay (Yippee-I-Yay)
Yippee-A roooooooo (Yippee-A roooooooo)
Ghost Riders in the Sky

As the riders loped on by him, he heard one call his name
'If you want to save your soul from hell, you’re ridin’ on that range
then cowboy, change your ways today

or with us you’ll ride on
tryin’ to catch the devil’s pack across the endless sky'
Yippee-I-Yay (Yippee-I-Yay)
Yippee-I-Yo (Yippee-I-Yo)
Ghost Riders in the Sky

neelix finishes with a fiddle solo

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