Wolf: "Hey, turn off the lights and see if he glows!"
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*mangy looking WolfMontana blows an errant curl of fur out of her eyes (it blows away) and grumpily snatches some popcorn*
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Probably getting away from Howl is a good idea... Or... we could... eject him into space!
*points at Spacewolf* I'm sure he'd know how to do that!
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*lifts up my shades and looks towards the pool of bubbling wastethat follows howl with every step*
"ooooook, we have a little problem, let me think...........ok i have an idea"
*pulls out cellphone and dials a number*
(on the other end)"hello doc browns disposal service,if you dont want it ,we'll have it"
"yeah doc, we need an emergency nuclear clean up"
(on the other end)"youve been making popcorn again" "no its not my fault this time" ,"ok i'll come and clean it up and i'll bring an ingredient that will stop the aftereffects,c u in 10 mins"
"ok doc bye (hangs up phone) well thats that fixed"
*pulls out a BBQ and starts grilling weinies "ok whos hungry"
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Wolf: Okay, where's that Doc Person person. I think I'm mutatin'.
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"Hey, Black_fur, I'll give you a full set of our armor system if you give us (H.O.W.L.E.) minimum six months service, so, how about it?"
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roadie tosses blackfur a hotdog
"you wanna try my special sauce"
roadwolf then pulls a smoking and spitting bottle out of the cuboard
"careful now its kinda hot"
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<Over Radio: "Yeah, it's potent stuff, don't spill any 'cause I'll be able to see the results from up here in orbit. Last time someone spilt any was on top of a mountain in Washington state in may 1980.">
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spacewolf wrote:
"Hey, Black_fur, I'll give you a full set of our armor system if you give us (H.O.W.L.E.) minimum six months service, so, how about it?"
Allright...I'll join!! Grrrrrrrrr....
*Grabs the hot dog that Roadie threw her.*
Emmmm...no just ketchup... thanks...
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"When I said that I forgot to mention one thing, 'Service for a time, not less than six (6) months and as long after as is required', ah well the contract of service has been signed, Training begins in a month. report to medical in the morning."
(Note to Roadwolf, we have another for the grinder.)
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No problem...
*Her boss told her "If he asks you to join, do it! I know that this is a dreadful mission but just do it! When the time comes, I'll be there!".*
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*grabs radio from Roadie, holds with her new 7 fingered hand*
Spacewolf, would you just beam Howl to some deserted moon already??? I can't take any more of his vibes!!
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"Ah, Monty, If I transported Howl to the moon, the direct contact with the amount of luna magic contained in the moon would turn him into a superpowered were and also pretty much fry his brain, He'd end up a vegetable with the ability to bend tritanium alloys like they were ballons, Not a pretty sight."
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*shrugs* And... that's bad why? He'd be on the moon! Unless he got the urge to eat it, I don't see the downside!
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Wolf: Indeed, and what happened to "protect and serve." Frankly, I think that's what's happening to me here. Somebody had better decontaminate this Werewolf soon or I might feel the urge to eat some titanium allow armor.
By the way, if you want Black_Fur's name on something, you'd better get her to sign another contract, the one you stuffed in your pocket was fallng apart as you were stuffing it....probably because of the RAD..I..A..TION.
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outside the cafe a delorian towing a trailer with suome sort of contraption on it pulls up and a wild eyed scientist gets out
"yo doc wazzup" yells roadie to the old man
"hello roadwolf my old freind been a long time we will talk later wheres the patsy i mean patient"
"hes over there doc" pointing to the glowing ball of fur that is howlitzer "ok" doc says poutiing on his radiation suit "im going to need some help getting him in the decon chamber"
"ok doc, space, monty a little help" wearing their own rad suits the three then creep up behind howl, knock him
out, drag him outside and throw him in the trailer like you see on cheap westerns, the door slams shut and their is howlitzer banging on the door and screaming
(over speaker)"dont worry it wont hurt much"
the machine (which is basically a giant washing machine) puts howlitzer through a full cycle and leaves him squeakey clean with a bow in his hair and a lemoney freash scent
ripping the top of a beer the doc says "there you go young man nice and clean , hey roadie can i get a decent steak here" "sure you can doc" "thanx man and einstien needs to strech his paws" doc sends einie to play with shadow whilst he enjoys a steak and a chat
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"The event to which I was alluding was the eruption of mount St Helens."
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*thinks*
...
Dancing?
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let me guess
getting a bit hot under the collar
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Wolf: I hope that was more than a surface cleaning because if the radiation is inside Howl, it's gonna seep out again. I think you oughta give him the procedure they give people before a coloscopy. And maybe you can carry him somewhere else to do that.....
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