The Werewolf Café / This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

WolfVanZandt · 2007-02-11 02:11:32

(I raise my cup in Jack's direction.)
Wolf: Jack.....
(Then I return to my coffee.)
Wolf (under my breath): (Site?)

theroadwolf · 2007-02-11 02:18:41

off topic for a sec can any moderator please move kenwolfs post to this link http://forum.werewolfcafe.com/viewtopic.php?id=1938 it is his personal forum thread

spacewolf · 2007-02-11 04:09:16

"Hey, Jack. I think you might find a challenger in Mr theroadwolf, he can tell a given motor and most of the time the type of truck just by listening to the sound of the engine"

the kenwolf900 · 2007-02-11 04:42:07

same and i can tell trailors trucks from a good 200.. 400 meters away same with the motors so yea ha lol

theroadwolf · 2007-02-11 04:57:18

ok guys back on topic please

spacewolf · 2007-02-11 05:36:36

"this is on topic, he threw down a challenge, I only put your name in the ring, but if your to busy with your new pack member... well, Jack wins by default."

*The skylight in the roof retracts admitting skyfire. Landing on Spacewolf's shoulder, skyfire starts crying softly in Spacewolf's ear.*

"Really? you don't say? What? Now? OK, lets go!"

*Spacewolf stands quickly*

"Gotta go guy's, Emergency."

*Spacewolf and Skyfire dissapear in a twinkling of light.*

WolfMontana · 2007-02-11 11:11:06

WolfVanZandt wrote:
Wolf: Did I just see an android have an orgasm? Can I have some Clorox so I can scrub out my brain?

*spittakes all over the barista*

Er... Ah! *knocked off her stool by a flying coffee grinder*

WolfVanZandt · 2007-02-11 14:57:44

(As the coffee grinder sails at my head, I duck and then I pounce the barista.)
Wolf: Grrrrrr

Wolf Sparrow · 2007-02-11 15:25:05

*drinks and watches the truckers have a truck duell..* THis is soooooo not cool... *toss a muffin in jacks direction* here you go chill out with a muffin:.

spacewolf · 2007-02-17 05:51:54

*Teleports into the cafe just in time to catch a grinder in the face, after pulling myself back to my feet I grab all the cutlery from the table next to me and throw it at the Barista, Pinning him to the wall by his suit at the shoulder, wrists, underarms, waist, ankles and a final steak knife 'Blade Up' just below a certain part of his anatomy. Sits in a booth in the corner and takes a swig from a mug of Bloodwine just tapped from the bar*

"Somebody get me a Curry and some damn painkillers, that grinder hurt!"

WolfMontana · 2007-02-17 14:40:53

*stares at Barista*

*turns back to spacewolf*

Dude. How am I going to eat my brownie now? You nicked my fork!

WolfVanZandt · 2007-02-17 16:26:40

(Since I was wrestling with the Barrista, without any intention of eating him (her?), I check myself over to make sure I didn't catch any knives, glare at Spacewolf, and then pull the knives out of the wall.)
Wolf (As the Barista brushes off): Don't you ever talk?

Wolf Sparrow · 2007-02-21 22:28:23

*dances around the room*

WolfVanZandt · 2007-02-22 21:38:28

(Not getting a reply, I shrug and return to my coffee.)

WolfMontana · 2007-02-22 23:48:38

I think the Barista is an enigma, wrapped up in a conundrum and/or just an excuse for me not to have to make the coffee all the time.

And right now, he's holding all our silverware up. Thanks to Mr. Silverware Shruiken Sam over there.

*lobs a salt shaker at Spacewolf's head*

Man have I had a crapola night. I almost ripped my office to pieces. Definitely time to get out of the computer business. *growls*

spacewolf · 2007-02-23 00:47:22

*Throws up hand halting salt shaker in mid air, then lowers it to the table gently*

"Thanks Montana, Could you toss the Tobasco sauce, this needs a bit more peppin'"

*Points to curry, Kamikaze hot, and the fire exstinguisher next to it, just in case.*

"I should point out that as we are all were's there is no 'silver'ware in the cafe, all flatware is stainless steel."

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theroadwolf · 2007-02-23 06:32:19

"well mine (flashingn his sword and knives) is all titanium with an acid etched blade"

throws a knife at the dart board on the wall of which the knife goes straight through and embeds in the wall then pulls the knife out and cuts a tomato

"and they never go dull"

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WolfVanZandt · 2007-02-24 00:07:23

Wolf (to Montana): Computer business?

Wolf Sparrow · 2007-02-24 22:21:09

*grabs one of road wolfs "toothpicks" * Sooo you think you can master the art of the sword eyyyyy* looks at Roady and smiles* lets duell *opens the wall and takes out a viper sword( thats a sword that can extend its lenght greatly and can cut it self into fragments..) whips it around and smile*

Come on.. roady lets Dance...

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WolfVanZandt · 2007-02-26 01:18:56

Wolf: Aw shoot.....
(I flip my chair to the other side of the counter and vault over.)
Wof: Ya'll keep ya' razzfrazzin' duel on that side of the bar. I came here to drink coffee.

spacewolf · 2007-02-26 03:06:59

"HEY!! Sparrow, no dueling in the bar! If you want a duel step outside, if you have a problem, step outside, you don't like it, then we have a problem and we step outside. We don't have a problem now, do we?"

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Black_Fur · 2007-02-26 20:47:33

*Comes in and looks kind of, lost*

What is this place?

spacewolf · 2007-02-26 21:03:12

"This is the Werewolf cafe and Full moon bar. My name is Spacewolf. Welcome."

Wolf Sparrow · 2007-02-26 22:19:43

*does a backflip and lands on the table with a viper sword* Good day to you young lad.. welcome to the live game "The werewolf cafe" its really fun

Oh and you know me .. I am Wolf Sparrow the pirate of this place harrrrrrrrr harrr harrr

WolfVanZandt · 2007-02-27 02:36:28

Wolf (from behind the ounter where I sit with mynewly filled mug of mocha expresso): Sparrow evidently thinks his first name is "Jack". He laso needs his eyes checked. The coffee's good, but watch out for flying objects.

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