*Grabs caffine and chugs*
Hiya Spacewolf,nice entrance!I wish I could enter on the ceiling!!
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*the next thing spacewolf hears what sounds like an engine come roaring up the road, then a headlight lights up the room as roadwolf roars through the front door and slides his bike to a stop right in front of the bar with his right hand on a bourbon and cola that was sitting there*
(downing the drink)" hi guys whats up"
seeing te broken stool
"OK"
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*Looks at roadwolf for a moment, then explodes*
"I TOLD YOU NEVER TO BRING THAT THING INTO THE BAR, THE BIKE STAYS OUTSIDE!!!"
*Spacewolf snaps his fingers, the bike dissapears in a flash of light, a similar flash occurs outside. Of course Roadwolf was still sitting on the bike when it vanished, he falls on the floor spilling his bourbon all over his fur*
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"ok you wanna have some fun"
roadwolf picks spacewolf up using his telekenesis and begins to choke him
"i told you never ,EVER touch my bike, ok, yes that was a threat you touch my bike again and i'll bust you down to major"
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*raises an eyebrow at the entire exchange, then hands roadwolf a Darth Vader voice changer mask*
Kinda goes with the whole telekinesis choking thing
It's certainly been freezing here! I'm loving it, but I don't know if I could handle the same outside in a sleeping bag.
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roadwolf then lets space go
"now leave my bike alone"
he then goes back to his drink
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Wolf (to Montana): Yer living in Montana again?
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"I didn't touch your bike, what with the Silver seat and all, I have no desire to become a castrato singer. I teleported it anyway."
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you still touched it with you transporter ray
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"Well, If you really want to get technical I teleported everything and everyone in the bar except the bike 50 meters away from were the bike should have been, now it's were it should be but the cafe has moved."
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@_@
*Looks around and notices the trees out side are farther awa*
Alright...
*Sips drink*
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"if you use your teleporter for anything other then personal(i.e. on your self) , by my order or combat use you will be stripped of it and demoted"
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*turns away from the chest thumping to Wolf* No. Not yet. It's freezing here though.
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"I was merely enforcing YOUR rules, one of which is: No Vehicles inside the Bar. And as you decreed, no one, not even you are exempt from the rules."
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Wolf: He's got you on that one, Roadie.
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i dont remember that rule but ok i will respect it but with one revision if i want to make a good entrance or i am in a hurry
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"I'll have to speak with Topdog, but I don't like your chances."
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Hummm what are you all doing?? *comes in with his new hayabusa powered tuned for sparrow*
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*coughs quietly from all the fumes*
*dons gas mask*
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"Oh, I wouldn't be concerned, he loves cleaning, Don't you Kryten?"
"Yes, Mister Spacewolf Sir, In fact the thought of cleaning gives me a satisfied feeling."
*watches Kryten have the android equivelent of an Orgasm, then start to mop the floor.*
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Wolf: Did I just see an android have an orgasm? Can I have some Clorox so I can scrub out my brain?
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"ok thats enough of that, hey sparrow its good to see you back in here",slides sparrow a fresh wolfachino (a new coffee i just invented its 5 times as strong as esspresso "we havent replaced you yet ,we would never replace you(maybe a transfer) but never a replacement"
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hey ya all im new my real name is jack umm im into trucks same as roadwolf but my dad owns his own company and i go most of the time so i do know my trcuks fro mtop 2 bottom so anyone 4 a challange ha jk's nice site guys
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