whats the one from sirius dont remember that one
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*wonders in, pondering southern constellations*
*plants butt on stool and bribes Barista for a mocha*
*shakes some more chocolate on top, scoops up chocolatey froth and sips remaining yumminess*
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"Montana, When are you NOT drinking something from that damn machine? Anyone would think you and the Barista have something going on. Care to share?"
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(I walk in the front door, sit on my usual stool, tap a cup of coffee from the machine, and settle in)
Wolf (nodding): Montana, Spacewolf....
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(After a quick cup of coffee...)
Wolf: I just stopped in for a cup. I have a guest coming by for the weekend so I might not be around for a few days. Happy New Years.
(After breif exchange, Iwalk out and vanish outside the cafe.)
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*waves at disappearing Wolf*
*peers at spacewolf, raises an eyebrow at the Barista, who looks similarly surprised back*
*both laugh hysterically*
*hooks thumb at Barista* He's my chew toy.
*knocked off stool by flying milk jug*
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*Walks by*
Maybe she's busy at "The Watering Hole?
*Spins Howlitzer's stool so fast that he's nothing but a whirling blur*
*Walks out with a snicker**
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"Hi Blue!"
*waves, watches Howl turn into spinning blur*
"Bye Blue!"
*Waves again.*
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"oh you wanna go for a spin spacewolf" i grab spacewolf and duct tape him to a stool,then i grab 80feet of rope from the truck and wrap it around space, i then tie the other end to my bike and tear off down the road leaving spacewolf going down the road on whats left of the stool like a spinning top
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(I walk in and see Spacewolf on his all-fours throwing his toenails up.)
Wolf: Did I come in at a bad time?
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"Nope, just some preemptive throwing up. Diesel doesn't sit well with me. Excuse me, I have to go eat what was making me... you know."
*Goes out to Roadwolf's shed and eats Roadies Truck, after disabling all the explosives.*
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if you remember i dragged you with the bike and also do you think that was MY truck you ate you ate the new prototype inflateable dummy which is filled with silver gas pellets
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"Oh, you mean THIS silver gas?!"
*Breathes Silver powder loaded air in Roadwolf's face.*
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no they are hidden in the paint and are dissolved by stomach acids they can cause a severe reaction to certain weres
*sees spacewolf go green in the gills and run off to try and counteract the powder*
"i have the only antidote to it and i will give it to you if you apoligize to me and rebuild the prototype out of your own pocket"
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*meanwhile, WolfMontana is busy ripping apart a car*
*various car pieces fly everywhere*
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why for you rip up a car
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... why not? Maybe I find the color highly offensive?
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"What I find highly offensive is the tie the Barrista is wearing."
*Tackles Barrista, both dissapear in a cloud of plaster dust as Spacewolf's momentum carries them both through the wall*
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*stops mid car-munch to watch spacewolf and offensive-tie-wearing barrista (... wait, is it the barista or barrista? ... what about a barister? augh! I'm confused!) smash through the back of the cafe*
... Ruh?
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*Runs in a panic*
Aliens!
*Runs into wall while trying to escape*
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*blinks and peers at metal box*
*tosses it in the air and headbutts it back at Howlitzer*
*resumes car destruction, throwing the engine about 50 feet to the other side of the carpark*
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*Wonders why Monty has superstrength suddenly*
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