"you are already a part of my unit, spacewolf you idjut"

oooh...lasers?

::pulls out laser pointer::

look what I can do!

(I tromp in through the front door and, since I don't see anyone behind the counter, I jump over and plunder around behind it to find what I need to make a cup of espresso. While the machine runs, making a wholey satisfying noise, I lean agianst the counter and fume. When the coffee's done, I tap off a cup and place it on the counter. Then I vault back over, sit down and drink quiely, radiating profound irritation.)

Wolf: Grph!

*Sits next to VanZandt, offers whiskey*

"Hey Van, you look like you could use a little 'additive', whats got your fur up the wrong way?"

*Spacewolf carefully measures out two shots of whiskey then pours the rest of the hip flask into the mug.*

"Drink up, you'll feel different in the morning.*

*grabs the two shots and downs them, straight.*

"Firewhiskey"

(Much later, I lift my chain, look at my watch, and mutter)

Wolf: Van oughta be ready.

(I snag my mirror, look at it, and vanish.)

*wanders into the cafe wearing a hat with corks swinging from strings around the brim*

(Not that many folks wear those in Sydney, but... )

*peers at the barista, the barista glowers back*

*slaps a slightly nibbled leather shoe on the counter*

I'll trade you a massive, no-holds-barred mocha for that baby!

*picks up a butter knife*

That ain't a kni... *smacks herself*

Man, I used to have alot of respect for Paul Hogan, then he went and plasticised himself, moved in with the hollywood chick and pretty much sold out. Bleh!

Sorry, sore point. I'm good! How bout you? ... and what's this about pimping out Wolf's van?

*grins and sips her mocha*

Mac's Gold... hmm. I've tried a few beers, and Strummer keeps making me try every beer he has, in the vain hope I'll find something I like. None of them do it for me, though the one that got the farthest was a little local 'Snow Ghost' up in Montana. Least, I think it was local.

My other bro in Ireland made me try a half pint Guiness with blackcurrent once, that was pretty good. But I think that was cheating.

*laughs at Grey* Yeah I guess that's the upside for Strummer.

*jumps when Wolf pops back in* Gyah!

*raises eyebrow* What was wrong with the van? ... I mean, BEFORE spacewolf went nuts?

*pops some dark chocolate covered espresso beans*

"ok guys , its seems that we have sum fans of australian beer, i have some favours too call in give me a sec"
jumps on mobile phone and starts barking orders

5 mins later a fleet of copters arrive with big crates under them

"here you go guys, i have brought us not a six pack, not a slab(24 cans)/case but 4 pallets each of the finest aussie brews this side of alice springs and its not like that thin muck you yanks drink, which is abit like making love in a canoe,  (sorry for the language guys but this is how the joke goes) its f'ing close to water" a boom boom comes from the drumkit inside

Last edited by Dyviath (2006-12-18 11:53:19)

theroadwolf wrote:

not like that thin muck you yanks drink, which is abit like making love in a canoe,  (sorry for the language guys but this is how the joke goes) its f'ing close to water" a boom boom comes from the drumkit inside