dont you bad mouth me spacewolf or its you, me , a recharge socket and 4000 volt of direct current>

"I wasn't badmouthing, I was just pointing out your admittance of MPD, Sir!"

Whoa. Smooth, Spacewolf.

Roadwolf is sitting at the bar munching on a steak and fries dinner when his mobile phone starts ringing, picking it up he speaks “Roadwolf freight lines and transport repairs, what can I do ya for, your bus isn’t running right ok what’s it got in it, 6/53 gemmy huh! Haven’t seen one of them in years (Roadwolf scribbles down some details) ok pull in and I’ll take a look, Roadwolf outâ€� going back to his steak he begins thinking that the voice on the phone sounded familiar.  About 30 mins later a rattly old greyhound bus pulls up outside with a cough and a splutter and then dies in a cloud of smoke and steam.
A ragged looking female were cat climbs out and slinks inside, striding up to the bar she orders 4 coffees, whilst making the drinks Montana strikes up a conversation “so what are you doing in these partsâ€� “me and my friends are roaming the country looking for an old friend of ours named Roadwolfâ€� whilst she is talking Roadwolf gets up and walks over  “ I thought I recognised that purrâ€� at the sound of roadies voice the stranger slowly turns , seeing Roadwolfs face the strangers eyes light up “oh roadie (grabbing road in a big hug) its good too see you, do you know how long we have been looking for youâ€� “oh neelix , I haven’t seen you in years, what have you and the guys been up tooâ€� “nothing much man , just truckin’ around playing every now and again, do you still play guitarâ€� “yup, I still pluck those strings, but what are you guys doing out hereâ€�  “well, we started to have engine trouble and heard you were one of the bestâ€�  “ I am the best (slicking his fur back roadie twirls a spanner in the air and slides it in his pocket ),  where are the other guysâ€�  “ there in the bus cleaning up we had an accident with the guitar polish, I’ll just call emâ€�

The stranger picks up the cb and sets the channel “ ok guys, come on inâ€� 5 mins later 3 weredogs (2 rotties+1 x-breed) wander in and walk up to the bar  “ hey roadie , is that you, how ya bin?â€� the three then shake paws and give Roadwolf big hugs.  Montana then asks “ hey roads, how do you know these guysâ€� “ well it’s a long story, I met these guys back in the academy and we formed a band and played at the local bar but when I got promoted we lost touch with each other, that was 4 years ago, well I suppose I should introduce them.

Pointing to the female rottie “ this old girl here is mace she’s the best bass guitar I could find on the east coast (mace plays a little lick), this big feller here is maverick he can beat those skins until they bleed (maverick twirls his drumsticks and drops em in his holster)â€�, pointing to a small jittery x-breed “ this jumpy dude here is cruze , he’s on the keyboard and blows a mean sax, and this beautiful looking little minx here(rubbing neelix under the chin)is neelix she’s the fastest fiddle in the west and can pluck a banjo until her paws bleedâ€�  Montana then says “ well I hope you enjoy free food and drink whilst you’re here as you are friends of Roadwolfâ€�  young mavrick then speaks up “ hey roadie whats with the eye and what the hell happened to your teethâ€� “ well guys I got involve in some bad action a while back and lost the eye and my teeth in an explosion but I was saved by H.O.W.L.E med techs they replaced the eye and fitted me with steel teethâ€� Roadwolf then asks “hey do you guys want to play a few songs for these nice were’s here for old times sake and I will fix up your bus for nothingâ€� mace speaks up “yeah sure , why not we haven’t played together for so long, we’ll go and get our instruments and meet you on stageâ€� “well why don’t we eat firstâ€� the three confer and then answer “sure why not were famishedâ€�  roadie then speaks up “ hey Montana fire up the grill and get my cooking hat and give these guys a beer eachâ€�.
Roadwolf then starts grilling up six of the best and thickest steaks he can find and a big batch of fries and sets the meal down in front of his friends. After finishing they all let out the biggest burp this side of the Mississippi.  Mace then speaks “well you didn’t mention that you could cook roadie, cause that was the best food I’ve had in yearsâ€� Roadwolf thanks her and clears away the plates “well shall we get to it thenâ€� “yeah why not lets smoke this placeâ€� cruze says “ok then.â€� Roadwolf walks out to grab his guitar ,his old leather jacket and cowboy hat

5 mins later his friends are waiting on stage ,after 5 mins mavrick pipes up“ where’s Roadwolf , he said he’d meet us hereâ€� “oh he’ll be hereâ€� said spacewolf.  All of a sudden the café goes dark and a mysterious voice fills the room “BY THE POWER OF THE MOONâ€� a lightning bolt then strikes the stage and the spot light goes upon a cloud of smoke,  when the smoke clears there stand Roadwolf in his spirit form wearing a leather jacket and cowboy hat , mace responds in wonder “now THAT’S an entranceâ€� the lights come up and roadie then steps up to the mic “ testing  testing   ok hello ladies and gentleweres I would like to introduce my band from back in the academy, this guys have been playing for years even without their lead guitarist , their names are mace, maverick, cruze and neelix but we go by the name of


ROADWOLF AND THE GEARJAMMERS

“Ok guys lets rock this joint 1.2.3.4�

a wild fiddle starts playin


The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this young were
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The were said my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

Johnny rosin up your bow
And play your fiddle hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win
You get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul

The devil opened up his case
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

[Instrumental Interlude](mace goes wild on the bass guitar)

When the devil finished
Johnny said well you're pretty good old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no

[Instrumental Interlude]


The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet

Johnny said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
'Cause I told you once you son of a gun
I'm the best that's ever been

He played Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
Granny will your dog bite
No child, no


roadwolf ends with a 2 min guitar solo

"thank you very much"

Last edited by theroadwolf (2007-05-18 01:43:21)

i did warn ya

*comes in, looks around and sits quietlly* YEP!!!!

ok then guys if you like that your going to love this  (roadie lowers a screen from the roof of the stage and starts a film clip)
ok guys lets do it


(maverick then starts  1.2.3.4. roadie starts with hot rift)

If you ever plan to motor west,
travel my way, take the highway that is best.
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.

It winds from Chicago to LA,
more than two thousand miles all the way.
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.

Now you go though Saint Looey
Joplin, Missouri,
and Oklahoma City is mighty pretty.
You see Amarillo,
Gallup, New Mexico,
Flagstaff, Arizona.
Don't forget Winona,



Kingman, Barstow, San Bernandino.

Won't you get hip to this timely tip:
when you make that California trip
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.

(mace and roadie break in to a solo each)

Now you go though Saint Looey
Joplin, Missouri,
and Oklahoma City is mighty pretty.
You see Amarillo,
Gallup, New Mexico,
Flagstaff, Arizona.
Don't forget Winona,
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernandino.

Won't you get hip to this timely tip:
when you make that California trip
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.
Get your kicks on Route sixty-six.

Last edited by theroadwolf (2007-05-19 23:09:41)

i'll play it later but i do have another that you might like

(roadie starts the next clip)

ok guys lets hit this one

(Hmmm, yeah!)

Life's like a road that you travel on
When there's one day here an' the next day gone
Sometimes you bend, sometimes you stand
Sometimes you turn your back to the wind

There's a world outside every darkened door
Where blues won't haunt you anymore
Where brave are free an' lovers soar
Come ride with me to the distant shore

We won't hesitate
Ta' break down the garden gate
There's not much time left today, yeahea...

{Chorus:}
Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long
If you're going my way
Well, I wanna drive it all night long

Through all these cities an' all these towns
It's in my blood an' it's all around
I love you now like I loved you then
This is the road an' these are the hands
From Mozambique to those Memphis nights
The Khyber Pass to Vancouver's lights

Knock me down, an' back up again
You're in my blood
I'm not a lonely man

There's no load I can't hold
Road so rough, this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Just tell 'em we're survivors

{Chorus:}
Life is a highway
Well, I wanna ride it all night long


 


If you're going my way
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)

(Ah, Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, yeah!)

{Chorus:}
Life is a highway
Well, I wanna ride it all night long
(Hmmmmm, yeah!)
If you're going my way (you're goin' my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long)

There was a distance between you an' I (between you and I)
A misunderstanding once
But now we look it in the eye
Ooooohh, yeah!
(Mmmm, yeah
Ah, hm, hm, hm, hm)

There ain't no load that I can't hold
A road so rough, this I know
I'll be there when the light comes in
Tell 'em we're survivors

{Chorus:}
Life is a highway
Well, I wanna ride it all night long (all night long, yeah)
If you're goin' my way
Well, I wanna drive it all night long

(Ah, gimme, gimme, gimme
Gimme, gimme, yeah!)

{Chorus:}
Life is a highway (life is a highway)
I wanna ride it all night long
(Ooooo, yeah)
You're going my way (you're goin' my way)
I wanna drive it all night long (all night long, yeah)

*Calls The RoadWolf up on the phone*

Are all of your songs about traveling?

*Listens to the RoadWolf on the phone*

Ah I see....

That's freaking fantastic!!

hello cerridwen  the names roadwolf owner of roadwolf freightlines, general in the RRTS (i'll explain it if you want me too) and leadsinger of the gearjammers

if you wanna know anything else just ask