This is my house, open to all weres to come in and chat with me! Despite my name, I haz pen0r, so I is male. I just wanted to make a werewolf meta-joke out of my screen name~
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hola, redhood.
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Hello there!
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'"Come into my parlor" said the spider to the fly....' *I smile as I hold open the door to my cottage in the forest* Come inside~! I have some steak if anybody's hungry. Just don't ask for wine. I don't do alcohol too good....
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STEAK!!! Me want!!
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Sure~ *Brings in a hamsteak* Cooked or raw~?
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" Its good either way."
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Well, it's leftovers, so it'll be cooked, but cold. I.... Never really tried raw meat before.... *Brings out a plate full of maple syrup glazed ham* How does it taste....?
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Mmm, delicious.
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*I set the plate on the coffee table* What is it like to hunt in a pack? Have any of you guys had a bad run-in with silver? Where does the pack sleep? What's the status of mating couples, are more than the alpha male and female allowed to mate? What about toilets? Do you guys run around naked routinely? *My eyes burn with curious excitement and my tail wags furiously as I step closer to Zage*
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So red is your color, Heh?
Siverwolf.
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Hey
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*I turn to the other wolves and smile* Yes, I guess~! Pleasure to meet you both~!!
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I don't think that running around naked is routine." " I think that other members are allowed to mate other than tha alpha male and female." " I sleep pretty much where I want. I'm not really sure where the pack sleeps."
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For the first few years of my life, Mom kept me on a short leash. Literally. I slept in a basket outside her bedroom door, ate dog food until I was six, and wasn't allowed to wear clothes until she saw that I wasn't a little puppy anymore at age 13....
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"Dude,that sucks."
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Well, that was nothing compared to the trips to the vet, numerous flea collars, and the time she tried to put me in a doghouse. I came out pretty well adjusted despite all that. *Goes to a corner and pees on a newspaper*
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"Wow,she actually tried to put you in a doghouse!?!"
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Yes. We had fleas in the house and she thought I brought them in. The truth was, her cat Mittens had fleas. Until she found out, she literally pushed me into a doghouse for a week when the sun set, but I'd sneak back into my room later.
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A doghouse is no place for a wolf to have to sleep. It seems to me that your mom has something against us wolves. It makes me wonder how she treated your father.
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From what she told me about him, he split after I came out snowy white. Dad was black as pitch, so he assumed she slept with the Big Good Wolf, who was white. The DNA tests proved him wrong, and there was the child support battle.... He left that'the country shortly after they began.
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*leaves gift basket for*
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Oooo! Gift Basket! *Bucks the card and digs into it*
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