The Werewolf Café / Zage's Territory {18 +} {See rules & exceptions inside}

TealPelt · 2012-06-11 04:17:35

*follows Joker to his forum.....curious*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 10:09:36

he has clown porn. don't go!!!!

pippinmcfinnagin · 2012-06-11 11:58:53

Zage! *tackles him, pins him down with his paws over his head* I needa talk to you, Teal and Joker are getting on my nerves.. *slowly licks Zage's muzzle, gazes into his eyes*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 13:46:31

awww, ok what's up?

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 14:01:38

... and then Zage disappears *suddenly very nervous*

TealPelt · 2012-06-11 14:06:50

*puts the fire out in a lake* I'm back! Did I miss anything?

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 14:16:22

It's almost like Zage is lurking... Oh well! *leaves presents around Zage's living room*

*walks around Zage's forum for a bit and then leaves*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 22:10:19

*glomps Teal* *sniff sniff* hey!!!!!, you smell smutty, like Joker, were you two doing stuff?

TealPelt · 2012-06-11 22:28:25

Stuff? Depends on what stuff you mean

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 22:39:41

I can read. :'( he enticed you away. :'(

TealPelt · 2012-06-11 22:49:06

Yes he did. But we didn't....you know.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 22:51:19

*nibbles neck, a little* oh ok

TealPelt · 2012-06-11 23:22:49

Go easy on me stud. You drew blood there.

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 23:42:09

oh, is it your first time?

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-11 23:58:02

*gives Kajal 20 bottles of exlax & castor oil, then sends him to Joker's place*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-11 23:59:25

*activates the machine in his living room, creating an impenitrable force field around my property*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-12 00:03:11

he was already in your place. you forgot about how all of our forums are connected by tunnels.

JokerWolf · 2012-06-12 00:05:31

FUUUUUUUUU clam chowder!!!!!!

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-12 00:09:07

The Wolf Pen · 2012-06-12 02:00:48

*immediately collapses all the tunnels to his own forum*

JokerWolf · 2012-06-12 10:35:54

*Joker walks into Zage's place and heads straight for the supply room in the back* I have been waiting my whole life for this *Joker reaches the back of the supply room and inserts the key provided to him by Zage into a small hole in the wall, giving it a small turn* I wonder how big this room is *he walks up to a seemingly solid patch of wall and walks through into Zage's secret prank supply bunker* Ohhhhhhhh yeah! *the room seems to stretch on infinitely in all directions and everwhere Joker turns, there are shelves after shelves full of pranks, some going as far back as the dawn of time* Whoa! I think Zage has an entire storage dimension dedicated to the art of messing with people. This is nirvana. *Joker browses around for a while then takes off his backpack and starts filling it with everything he can carry, the items automatically replenishing themselves after he uses them. He even took a few kits that grant temporary intangibility*

TealPelt · 2012-06-12 10:40:13

Zage_the_winged_werewolf wrote:
oh, is it your first time?

No, but there's a time and a place for everything

JokerWolf · 2012-06-12 10:48:55

*Takes Zage to a wine tasting party and gets completely sloshed together*

Zage_the_winged_werewolf · 2012-06-12 12:38:11

The Wolf Pen wrote:
*immediately collapses all the tunnels to his own forum*

spoil sport

JokerWolf · 2012-06-12 12:39:56

*builds another tunnel for Pen and connects the sewage lines of all the other forums to it, Bubba The Redneck Werewolf style*

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Zage_the_winged_werewolf wrote:

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The Wolf Pen wrote:

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