In other news, this will be my 9001st post. I am getting ever nearer to the epic 1000-post mark. This is a glorious occasion that must be celebrated.
*Hangs up a pinata to celebrate.*
Yes.
A pinata.
What's more hardcore than a paper mache animal full of cheap dollar-store quality candy?
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Totalimmortal wrote:
In other news, this will be my 9001st post. I am getting ever nearer to the epic 1000-post mark. This is a glorious occasion that must be celebrated.
*Hangs up a pinata to celebrate.*
Yes.
A pinata.
What's more hardcore than a paper mache animal full of cheap dollar-store quality candy?
One full of child melting acid seems rather fun!
Ok...maybe that was a little harsh.
Hmm...does '1000th post' celebrations require presents?
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Yay! You're almost there! *pokes pinata* ... <_< *piece of aforementioned cheap candy falls out* <_< ... >_> Yay Pinata!!!
That was weird...
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Go, Totalimmortal, go! Get that 1000th posting !
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Yes. I will start posting like mad now to reach that point.
Shuck. Just...beat the living hell out of it. *points at a metal baseball bat conveniently laying on the ground.*
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*eyes bat* ... Yay! *proceeds to beat living hell out of pinata. candy flows out in previously unheard of quantities* Dude! How did you pack that much candy in there?! *candy still rushes out* Geez!
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YOU CAN DO IT!
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@Shuck: The pinata is connected in some cosmic way to another universe that is completely made up of cheap candy, so it will be spilling from that thing for all eternity most likely.
@wolfsongx: Are you talking to me regarding my post count? If so...I will.
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It's a good thing you got a lot of room in here, otherwise we'd all drown in cheap candy!
*tries to swim in giant heap of candy, but is ultimately heavier than the candy and so sinks. dog paddles out to floor, away from mass of candy*
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Totalimmortal wrote:
@Shuck: The pinata is connected in some cosmic way to another universe that is completely made up of cheap candy, so it will be spilling from that thing for all eternity most likely.
@wolfsongx: Are you talking to me regarding my post count? If so...I will.
Yes, I was.
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85 more ponts to go, Totalimmortal !
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Ponts, eh? What exactly are these "ponts" you speak of?
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*whooshes in*
o.O O.o *scratches head*
Where's the pinata?
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Uh..... I think it's buried in the candy now
Now the cheap candy universe is becoming backed up with even more cheap candy!!
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Yeah.
There is a definite candy overflow happening in this place.
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*prepares for maximum snarfage with a series of complicated gastro-facial exercises*
*has just grossed herself out*
Well, so much for that idea!!
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Gastro... facial? o_O *is trying to imagine what this entails* Creepy!
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Well...um.
You've left me speechless.
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72 more posts to go, Totalimmortal !
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Keep going!
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*drops in and leaves a post just to up his post count.*
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u need moar posts
post moar plz, kthx
Anyways... Yay for random posts!
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HELLO!
I'm up for random posts!
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Well, random posts are welcome here, so knock yourself out.
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I love randomness. What would the world be without randomness?
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