WolfMontana wrote:
theroadwolf wrote:
you can have that bit montana it was going to be offered up anyway just watchout for the buckshot
Mrohrrouf!
*hard to speak when you're a wolf and have a mouth full of deer leg*
*wags her tail as Norwegian walks back in, then trots off into the forest*
*smiles to WolfMontana* *falls abit in love* Ummm WolfMon...*she disapper into the forest*
turns around order hot choclate, the goes out looking for WolfMontana
*sipping in the last drop of cholate* * smack* suddenly everything goes black
wakes up in WolfMontanas bed *screeeemmmss like Hell* aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHH
*crap i am tied with a special anti-werewolf power ropes* Wonder what is going to happen???:S
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*WolfMontana stops in between tearing off chunks of deer meat*
*she has a sneaking suspicion that someone is having a very unwelcome fantasy about her*
*she rolls her eyes, snorts, and resumes feeding*
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*wake up* crap, it was only a dream
Hehehehe But still how knocked me over the head with something hard???
Humm, ok i am draged far off into the forest.
*sniff,sniff* vel, start chaching the nice smell of something
I wonder what it is?
I see a clearing in front of me... guess what i find WolfMontana eating a deer leg
*realise i am quite hungry* tries to sneek quite away without WolfMontana to take notice of me.
:cool
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Suddenly I got teleportet to H.O.W.L.E headquater
And spacewolf ask if i want a Gun or a Katana?
*droll over the Katanas*
So can i have 3 katanas??
*spacewolf stars out in the room* What do you say Spacewolf?? pretty plizzzz???
Spacewolf: sure yes, sure take what you want.
I scanned the swords in the weapon scanner... *machine* *place your paw on the paw scanner!* I do as followed
*machine**New Agent name Destroyer* * pip,pip* * do you have experince with sword YES NO* I push the Yes button
*teleported down to same place i was in the beginning* Crap they did not teleport me to the cafe`
The Katana felt great... I had a Massamune(Katana name 2m long ) A Wakasaki( a small katana) And a standar Katana
And I have a new H.O.W.L.E badge. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
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*WolfMontana burps happily and says a little wolfy prayer of thanks to the deer spirit, then rolls around in the leafy mess. She freezes for a sec, soaking in the night sounds, fascinated by the scratch of a rodents tooth against an antler somewhere nearby. She rolls up to all fours and sniffs the air curiously, pondering the scents that unfold in layers about her. She huffs a few times, then lets out a long howl to celebrate her place in the world.*
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(I recognize a new Werewolf entering the place and wave him over. His names Adam and he's one of the local Therians. He's a not-particularly-tall human with dark hair. Dressed rather conservatively.)
Adam: Wolf. You told me you came here. I thought I'd check it out.
Wolf: Hmmm, the staff seems to be busy right now. You want something, I can get it.
Adam: Do they have chai?
Wolf: Yeah. I'll get some.
(I hop over the counter and snag a carton of chai mix from the cooler.)
Wolf: d'you want it hot or cold?
Adam: Seems to be a cop hang out. Hot is fine.
Wolf: Hot it is. Yeah - coffee...donuts, go figure.
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*roadwolf walks over flashes a steely grin and introduces himself* hi adam my names roadwolf, sargent of the home office of werewolf law enforcement or H.O.W.L.E for short *shows his badge * and i would like to introduce my partner shadow say hello shadow *shadow howls hello* if your wondering why he is a wolf its that every H.O.W.L.E officer is assigned a animal partner that suits their personality, spacewolf and norweigian have yet to have a partner assigned
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Adam: Hey, how's the job today? Quiet?
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*roadwolf then hears over his radio* "HQ to agent roadwolf, HQ to agent roadwolf come in please" this roadwolf go ahead command "roadwolf report to base to pick up agent spacewolf's and agent destroyers new partners" 10/4 command over and out. well boys i got to back to base for a while but i will be back * he and shadow jump on thier bike and ride off in a cloud of smoke *
*1 day later they return to the cafe driving a brand spankin new chevy suburban with all the trimmings rollin' on fat chrome with roadwolf's bike on a trailer behind* hey spacewolf i got a surprize for you *spacwolf walks outside and trips up on his own jaw *she's all yours man and i have another surprise * roadwolf then lets out a loud whistle and with an ear splitting scream a bald eagle comes flying in and lands on his shoulder "heres your new partner his name is skyfire " roadie then hands spacey the wristband that allows him to control skyfire and then turns to norweigian and says i didnt forget you and also hands him a wristband "what does this do "norweigian asks "why it controls this "YO!! RAVAGE "out from the back of the pick up walks a black panther wearing a vest with the H.O.W.L.E badge emblazend on the side*
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*Spacewolf was enjoying his Hot Chocolate when he hears roadwolfs radio crackle but isn't overly concerned, as anything urgent would come through on his radio as well. sees roadwolf stepping out of the bar, goes back to a rather interesting conversation with Adam.* "well folks, I'd love to stay but red tape ensnares everyone eventually, I should be back in a few hours"
*Next Day*
*Spacewolf was tossing back yet another Hot Chocolate, listening to 'Sweet Home Alabama' issuing forth from the jukebox, when roadwolf steps into the bar* "hey spacewolf i got a surprise for you" *spacwolf walks outside and trips up on his own jaw *she's all yours man and i have another surprise * roadwolf then lets out a loud whistle and a bald eagle comes flying in and lands on his shoulder "heres your new partner his name is skyfire " roadie then hands spacewolf the wristband that allows him to communicate with skyfire. Spacewolf then climbs into the Suburban and roars off to bond with skyfire.*
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Wolf: Hmmm, the eagle looks yummy.
Adam: Wolf, behave.
Wolf: (Grumble)
Adam: Is time always so screwed up here.
Wolf: Yeah. This is some kind of nexus or something.
(I hand Adam his chai.)
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See something in the air, it is a bird, it is a plain, suddenly i saw a man fly in my direction. And i smile looks to both sides.
And chops the poor man in two this is what i am talking about..
*sits* start eating the mans leg! powder it with pepper and salt
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ooo anyone like the translaitions??
on the How to speak??
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roadwolf then walks back into the cafe sits down at the piano and breaks in to the muppet classic "cant live with 'em you cant live without em"
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Heard the muppet song, and draged the body with me, into the cafe.
ooo sorry anyone want a leg??
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that is your first warning destroyer you know we dont eat humaniods here noot even kryptonians
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Gomenasai( sorry)
Hey commander theroadwolf
So what may I eat?? :S
So hungry, well i am going too eat this person and then i quite
But it was his fault *point on the head* It was he that begun, he attacked me with a flying attack
Start too think about how did he fly???
Sorry commander i must go and see after something
*tracked my steeps* and followed the pink, yellow brice road to a biigg castle
Se shadowy figures wandring, and then i realize it is vampiers 5 of them
*Calles up the commander* Destroyer reporting, commander you better come see this *pin point my location*
What will happen in the next episode of the werewolf cafe: The vampier killer continue will come *dum dumm dummmmmmm* hehhehe:D
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I am going to make a drawing og all u guys including me
He my fist attemt to draw werewolf, but i need a scanner too
So i can put it out in a gallery
The people that have seen my draw on my good days say I have a chance to become a cartoonist, but i suck on coloring hehehe
So if anyone is good to color i can send it to you without shadowing and hard pencile markings! Then the person can have fun to coloring the werewolfs! Hehehe CHEERS
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it is ok if it was self defence
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or if he was already dead, and while he might have been alive whilst in the air the impact would have probably killed him so he was as good as dead.
next time, check your targets!
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The Norwegian werewolf, I am looking forward to seeing your picture, cool!
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Hehehe, my first drawing is going to be bad, but i am a self learned drawer soo i think i make a good pic, gonna take some weeks if im going to make a real good drawing
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Cool, I'm looking forward to it!
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can we get back on topic please
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*roadwolf finishes grillin' the deer, cleans up and goes to rack up a game of pool on the pool table* anybody care for a game *as roadwolf grabs a beer out of his cooler box and rips the top off it*
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