The Werewolf Café / This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

theroadwolf · 2007-03-24 00:30:22

oh it is a deep clean why do you think he is walking funny and sitting on a ice block

WolfVanZandt · 2007-03-24 00:54:20

Wolf: Good, good. I just wantd to make sure - for his own good, of course. (Maybe the next time he'll be more careful what he rolls in.)

Howlitzer · 2007-03-24 00:58:07

::walks out from kitchen with a sandwich and hears conversation::

what ice block?!

::looks around::

uh...yeah, guys.... you deep-cleaned the wrong person

speaking of which.... ::stomach grumbles::

oooh...bleh...

::runs to the bathroom::

.......

::comes out of the bathroom and sticks on door::

::walks over to table and checks geiger counter::

there....I think I'm better now

::Sits down on bench::

>hiccup!< ::bench levitates for a few moments::

O.o ?

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WolfVanZandt · 2007-03-24 13:10:59

Wolf: Hmmm....nice trick. Doc, is that something you'd expect?

Black_Fur · 2007-03-24 16:23:51

*Pink fur grows back on her*

Awww gees....

WolfVanZandt · 2007-03-24 16:51:20

Wolf: Urg! Grrrrrrrrr

(A bump rises up on my back and gets bigger until it rips open to expose one hge leathery wing extending from between my shoulder blades.

Wolf: Aw heck. That's not gonna happen. Anybody got some bolt cutters?

Howlitzer · 2007-03-24 17:11:33

::pulls bolt cutters from nowhere::

here... ::hands them to WVZ::

hey, what's the prognosis?.... I thought I wasn't radioactive anymore.

WolfVanZandt · 2007-03-24 20:57:52

Wolf: It's on my back. I can't reach the bloomin' thing myself with these. Somebody cut it off.

Howlitzer · 2007-03-24 21:03:22

I ain't stupid...

::puts lightbulb in mouth::

>pop!< ::lightbulb burns out::

Black_Fur · 2007-03-24 21:14:28

WolfVanZandt wrote:
Wolf: It's on my back. I can't reach the bloomin' thing myself with these. Somebody cut it off.

Sure you want it removed? Might be convenient?

*Puts a cigarette in her mouth*

Got a light Howly?

WolfVanZandt · 2007-03-24 23:41:27

Wolf: What can I do with a single wing? Fly in circles? Wait, if you cut it off, it'll just regenerate. One of you HOWLErs have a lasar. Maybe if you burn it off.

theroadwolf · 2007-03-25 00:28:49

"sure thing wolf i'll take it off for ya"

roadwolf pulls a laser scalpel out of his medkit and warms it up

"ok just stay still"

roadwolf spends the next ten minutes removing the wing and then gives wolf one hell of a tattoo that covers his back
"there you go wolf, and the tatt contains a special chemical to negate any mutatgenic effects remaining"

WolfVanZandt · 2007-03-25 01:26:50

Wolf: Thanks. Maybe I'll get to return the favor one day.

theroadwolf · 2007-03-25 07:44:26

how about striaght up his recharge socket

Black_Fur · 2007-03-25 15:55:30

Oh my... I hope it's not where I think it is...

spacewolf · 2007-03-25 21:16:03

"Unfortunately for Howl, it is where you think it is."

Howlitzer · 2007-03-25 21:33:30

AHH!!!

::runs away::

BlueEyesWolf · 2007-03-26 08:25:55

*Cames in for just a moment to stamp a red R on TheRoadWolf*

Gosh, I haven't done THAT for a long time!

*Snaps a high five with WolfVanZandt and leaves*

WolfVanZandt · 2007-03-26 22:21:06

(As he's vanishing, I grab his tail and drag him back.)

Wolf: Don't be in such a hurry. Have a cup of coffee on me. The Hole can fly itself for awhile.

theroadwolf · 2007-03-27 01:52:38

*Rubs at R on forehead.*

"Damn it, what'd you do that for?"

*Grabs a rag from behind the bar, wipes off R*

"I was only quoting red dwarf"

BlueEyesWolf · 2007-03-27 06:49:21

WolfVanZandt wrote:
(As he's vanishing, I grab his tail and drag him back.)

Wolf: Don't be in such a hurry. Have a cup of coffee on me. The Hole can fly itself for awhile.

Um, thanks but I rather drink herbal tea anyway. The Watering Hole, you mean? Actually, we haven't used that flying cafe for quite a while since that forum is all Maximus the Minotaur and Confused Wolf nowdays so if you wanted it back.....

*A loud crash is heard from the roof*

It's yours again if you want it , WolfVanZandt.

theroadwolf wrote:
*Rubs at R on forehead.*

"Damn it, what'd you do that for?"

*Grabs a rag from behind the bar, wipes off R*

"I was only quoting red dwarf"

How I was supposed to know? I never watched that show!

Excuse me...I get to go back to keep a blue eye on Confused & Maximus. Thanks for the tea, WolfVanZandt and here's the keys to your old cafe on the roof. Bye!

*Disappears in a hole in reality*

spacewolf · 2007-03-27 07:29:49

"Blue, get your scrawny butt back here and move that cafe, The roof ain't rated for that kinda weight. I don't know about you guys, but I really don't want to be here when it collapses, seeya!"

WolfMontana · 2007-03-27 10:38:13

*has been rolling around giggling on the floor through this whole exchange*

Black_Fur · 2007-03-27 18:01:15

*Grins and pounces on Montana*

Howlitzer · 2007-03-27 18:39:38

::pulls out a giant can of silly string::

::bites down on can::

>chomp...BTHPT! (muffled explosion)<

::cafe is instantly filled with silly string::

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