Wolf: Is that what the card's for? I've been around a long time and I've never been a team player. As for cybernetic enhancements, I'm a Luddite and, frankly, I don't need it.

*Licks Muzzle, content*

"I drank it!, I'll have you know that I wasn't recruiting, simply showing Vanzandt who I was."

*stands to address the bar*

*clears throat to get attention*

"As some of you may have heard Roadwolf and his companion Shadow were involved in a hostile action several days ago, during that action Shadow was caught in an explosion and severely crippled, however thanks to his cranial implant we were able to remove him to H.O.L.W.E. for emergency medical treatment, as some organs were critically damaged to the point of failure some of the scientists at SOCOM R&D (Biomedical) were able to provide several 'upgrades', the first was a set of artificial Lungs enabling Shadow to survive underwater for upto 30 mins, next was an ocular implant to replace his right eye, artificial limbs on the right hand side of his body and a complete all over armor set, the new Folicalized Undetectable Reactive Armor or F.U.R. for short. anyone wishing for there familiar (or themselves) to be upgraded with F.U.R. should contact H.O.L.W.E. SOCOM R&D. Thank you."

*returns to seat at the bar and orders another Death by Chocolate Hot Chocolate for himself and one for WolfMontana*

"I never said I was enhanced, and I thought you might have been interested in joining H.O.L.W.E., it appears I was mythtaken."

*stands up and goes to sit further away from VanZandt*

Wolf: In Dreamtime or out?

(Sip)

Wolf: In Dreamtime, all too often. Out, I had a friend who married one. She almost wrecked him financially. They don't seem to have a sense of measure, you might say. They like to play with people.

the mission was considered complete as the terrorist took him self out but left me like this it comes in handy if i need to bend some tube at my workshop though

something spacewolf forgot about shadows "upgrades" was that he was fitted with an advanced version of his transporter and he is now able to interface with any H.O.W.L.E weapons system due to a computer interface port built in to his front right paw and he now has weapon mounts built in to his F.U.R armour which allows him to be configured for anything from a simple beanbag rifle to a full heavy weapons package

he was even trained to operate my bike if i ask him too *roadwolf then walks outside, fits a shotgun to one of shadows mounts then asks shadow to show them what he can do roadie then picks up an empty can frrom the trash can and throws it up in the air. shadow then locks on to the can and blows it out of the sky without even breaking a sweat * he really is mans best freind now

hey can i get a steak with nice thick gravy

the beanbag rifle fires a non lethal beanbag round for use in crowd control *roadwolf then has an idea he turns to shadow fits a hunting rifle to him and sends him out to hunt a deer and bring it back* ok then who wants a steak*as he goes behind the counter puts on a greasy old chefs hat and proceds to cook up a big pile of steaks with fries and and nice thick gravy* i cook it the way you want it

*Shadow comes back to the bar with the Deer, followed shortly by a man in full 12th centuryesque sherriffs regalia*

Sherriff:
"King illegal forest...
...to deer wild...
...kill in it a is..."

*sees blank looks*
                   
Roadwolf: "What?"

"I mean, don't you know?
                 
It is illegal to kill wild deer
in the king's forest!"

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*roadwolf tiurns with a puzzled look*
when did we reach sherwood forest?

and we are the law in this land do you think you can challenge us
*the sherriff then takes a glove out of his pocket and says "i challenge you to a duel" as he slaps roadie in the face
roadwolf then picks up a frypan and slaps the sherriff back "i accept"*

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thanks for the assist spacewolf *roadwolf then picks up the unconsious sheriff takes him outside, whisltes for a cab, puts the sherriff inside and sends him to the local brothel run by a decendent of his girlfriend latrene

he then goes back inside and resumes grilling up the deer steaks whilst sipping on one of montanas best brews

*watches Roadwolf drag in a deer* Whoa! Erm... you're going to cook it? Ah... Can I? *WolfMontana jumps off the stool and lands on four feet as a rather large wolf*
Rrowwf? *she spies the dude in funny clothes who smells rather strongly of sweat and metal and earth and tilts her head, then jumps back when roadwolf smacks him in the face with a frying pan*
*she gives a big goofy wolf grin, and in the ensuing melee, sneaks over to the deer*
*gives another big goofy grin and tries not to look guilty as spacewolf tells her she's got leet cappuccino skeels*
*when everyone's back is turned she jumps on what roadwolf hadn't yet carved up for steaks and takes off out of the cafe with a deer leg*

Hi thanks to join the H.O.W.L.E... Destroyer reporting for duty hehehe *dancing in the moonlight* hehehe and I am glad that u have enjoyed ur self., Bushboy.. I am sorry guys, that i have not been her in a long time. I am prepering for exams and stuff like that and i was waiting for HOMM(Heroes of Might and Magic 5) special edition only me and 3999 other in the World have this edition of the game HEHEHEHE
  So now i am prepering for Bio exam on Friday..... well i will be more active when my exams are finished
The Finish won the GP singing contest HA HA HA HA

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