*pulls out the instructions, unfolding a piece of paper about an inch square. Reads out loud*
"Point and click."
... Doesn't say anything in here about the number of times...
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well, I guess we'll have to test this theory
::hands Montana an aspirin, some aloe, and an ice pack::
just in case
::points smiter at Montana::
>click< ::nothing happens:: okie dokie, so it doesn't work on her right now....
::sees lawyer walking by outside forum::
::points smiter at lawyer::
>click< >BOOM<
::lawyer is smoted::
haHA! so it DOESN't smote when uncalled for!
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*bonks Howl on the head* Thanks a TON for testing it on me!! How'dya know I'd regenerate after being smited!
Smoted? Smat? Smeh...
You'd think smiting would be rather final. After all, it's like... direct from God? ... though, come to think of it, God sounded a heck of alot like Spacewolf.
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hey....at least I was right!
I have it set "1/2 smite" anyways...
If you don't know what that is... you forgot to read the fine print on the instructions
::hands Montana a microscope::
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*tries to use the microscope, goes outside for better light, ends up concentrating the sunlight and the instructions go up in a little 'poff' of flame*
ah... oops.
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*still sitting uder a tree*
*sees the lawyer explode*
....wow, that was interesting too. ........WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?!
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:: The number of Smitings per day is infact 4, however Lawyers do not count towards the smites per day total and there is no penalty for Smiting any lawyer, as Law schools and anyone who graduates from them are agents for/representatives of the fallen host. Better known as Lucifer, or just plain Lucy (He hates it when people call him that . GOD HAS SPOKEN.::
:: By the way, Spacewolf has been chosen as my avatar on the Mortal plane. ::
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*snatches the megaphone from Spacewolf's hands* Would you stop that!
Good call on the lawyers though...
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*smiles and slides down a rope up side down* Umm.. sorry do you have suger with you ds? I forgot mine in the wolfmobil
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*pulls out a bag of M&Ms*
Here ya go.
*tosses M&Ms to Wolf Sparrow*
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<stalks int quietly in the darkness.. her green eyes shining with mystery...> she climbed up to the highest branch and looked at the ongoing commotion..
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*hear's twigs snapping and looks up*
*sees green eyes*
Uhhh.....
*jumps up and stares into the tree*
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<Kaos jumpes up to the higher branch and smiled evily at DS.. Booo!>
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*falls backwards*
Ahh!
*fear brings on wolf form*
What the Hell?!?!?!?
*wags tail*
....I have a tail.....SWEET!
*prances around*
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<Shakes head> <jumps down from the tree> <Waggs tail.. as do i DS> <shakes the leaves from my fur> Hmm what kind of Chaos shall i bring here... <laughs evilly>
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Hmmmm
*titls head*
I don't know.....
*evil grin*
But I know what i want to do!
*playfully growls*
*pounces on Kaos*
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<Growls> <tackles him> Heyy! <growls> <leaps up from DS and lands on the branch tree> Hah! <smiles>
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*gets up*
You think that tree will save you?
HA!
*jumps into the tree*
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<eyes turn into slits..> Hmmm <climbs all the way to the top and jumps.. lands and rolls over to another tree... waits>
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*follows Kaos up the tree*
*jumps and follows Kaos path*
*lands hard on the ground*
*stops moving*
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*drops and lands on the ground* What be happening here?? :S
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<eyes get wide> Ahh!! You werent supposed to do that!! <runs over to him> <pokes him with a stick> Hey you .. Are you alive? <croutches down and looks him over>.. <pokes him>
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*looks at kaos* Umm who?
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i think i killed him... <looks at Sparrow> It wasnt me it was the moon.. <walks beside him..> C'mon malice lets go spread chaos>
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bored...
::whistles::
hmm...
::glances at Smiter:: ::examines the ceiling::
::glances at Smiter:: ::makes drip noise::
O.O ::glances at Smiter::
::starts playing spoons::
O.O ::glances at Smiter::
::stares at spoon::
::spoon bends::
O.O ::glances at Smiter::
must....not....press...button...........gaaaaa!!!!!!!
::eats spoon::
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