The Werewolf Café / This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

Howlitzer · 2006-10-24 22:55:47

it's a special microwave

::points to giant hamster wheel hooked up to a generator with captured hikers running in it::

spacewolf · 2006-10-25 08:42:19

"Holy Hamster wheels, Roadwolf!"

"Say, Isn't that the hw1200? the one with the electric prods to keep the people moving?"

Howlitzer · 2006-10-25 17:40:48

no, it's the one with a hungry werewolf to keep them moving

spacewolf · 2006-10-26 00:50:30

"Ah, the 1500dlx"

WolfVanZandt · 2006-10-26 01:58:14

(And on cue, I tear out after the ranger and chomp his britches leg about 50 feet away.)

Wolf: Nice try, kid, but you're not that fast. The whole dream thing isn't going to work now......

(I'm getting up on my feet now.)

Wolf: so let's try the blunt approach. Humnan's taste nasty so I'd hate to have to eat you.

(I get I his face and growl the rest.)

Wolf: The wolves around here are a protected species.

(He passes out and I drag him by a leg to his wrecked vehicle.)

Wolf (under my breath): Dang, Montana, you do good work.

(Then I walk back to the other ranger, snag his walkie talkie, and make a call.)

Wolf: Yer rangers had an accident. Come pick them up - bring a basket or the truck.

Voice on the talkie: Hello? Hello?

Wolf: Hi. Bye.

(I drag the other ranger to the truck and leave him.)

theroadwolf · 2006-10-27 07:56:52

i hope you used a anti werewolf injection on those rangers

WolfMontana · 2006-10-27 21:35:11

*walks up to the truck, tilts her head* Think that'll work? The whole accident thing?

*looks at Roadwolf* Well, I dunno if this applies to Wolf, but I can't pass it on. I was born this way, not cursed.

WolfVanZandt · 2006-10-28 02:33:43

Wolf: Same here - but did somebody bite him? He'd make a lousy Werewolf. He keeps passing out. Also, (I wrinkle my nose) I smell urine.

WolfMontana · 2006-10-28 21:12:29

I think Roadie thinks you bit him. And yeah, apparently the guys incontinent, or the sight of talking wolves and werewolves makes him go pee pee. I wonder why.

*gives a wicked grin and drapes the rangers arms around each other* Now they'll have a little more to explain.

This'll definitely learn me to go chasing people in a public area.

*police siren wails nearby* Might be a good time to leave. Shall I meet you back at the cafe?

WolfVanZandt · 2006-10-29 02:04:50

Wolf: Aye. I'll see you there.

(I lope around through the woods, avoiding the encrouching humanity. Entering the cafe circumspectly, through the side door, I head toward the bar.)

Wolf: Man! The woods are crawling with humans. You'd think there was a killer grizzly on the loose.

spacewolf · 2006-10-29 05:51:05

WolfMontana wrote:
I think Roadie thinks you bit him. And yeah, apparently the guys incontinent, or the sight of talking wolves and werewolves makes him go pee pee. I wonder why.

*gives a wicked grin and drapes the rangers arms around each other* Now they'll have a little more to explain.

This'll definitely learn me to go chasing people in a public area.

*police siren wails nearby* Might be a good time to leave. Shall I meet you back at the cafe?

"Anyone got a camera, they look SO cute together!"

*sets up a video camera in a tree to see what happens when they get found, sending the signal back to the Cafe so everyone can watch*

Howlitzer · 2006-10-29 07:27:14

::Howlitzer turns off the Cafe's TV and throws it out in the dumpster::

::Plugs in projector::

::pulls down huge projection screen::

::12 foot High Definition picture appears on screen::

::sits down::

::grabs popcorn::

spacewolf · 2006-10-29 08:30:02

*looks at projector, drools*

"Oh, Man! Where did you get the Bennies for that?!"

Howlitzer · 2006-10-29 08:36:34

It's a DIY projector

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spacewolf · 2006-10-29 08:55:42

"Thats BS. No way is that a DIY job that would had to have cost at least $5000"

Howlitzer · 2006-10-29 09:02:11

http://www.diyprojectorcompany.com/

check that out...

and $5000 for a 12 foot picture you say? I think not...

http://www.radioshack.com/product/index … Id=2104751

WolfMontana · 2006-10-29 11:07:47

*WolfMontana walks in, walks past the projector, and stops*

*reverses back to the projector and stares at it (obscuring part of the projected video), then turns to everybody*

What the heck?!? Where'd this come from?!?

Howlitzer · 2006-10-29 12:29:09

uhh....my pocket

WolfMontana · 2006-10-29 18:38:06

o.O *ponders*

*walks over to Howlitzer, starts rummaging in his pocket*

*pulls out a PS3*

Whoa...

Howlitzer · 2006-10-29 20:01:40

what do you expect, it's my magic jacket

WolfVanZandt · 2006-10-30 00:54:36

Wolf: Gotta police car driving up outside.

Howlitzer · 2006-10-30 07:02:25

Quick, hide in my jacket pocket...

spacewolf · 2006-10-30 08:25:26

Howlitzer wrote:
Quick, hide in my jacket pocket...

"OK, But whose pocket are YOU going to hide in?"

WolfMontana · 2006-10-30 11:29:05

MOCHA STAT!!

Okay, I may be screwed cause they've seen me, but I am in no way, no how jumping into THAT pocket.

*points at screen* This is just slightly incriminating, can someone switch it to sports, I'm outta here.

*grabs the mocha off the counter, jumps out the back door and takes off*

Howlitzer · 2006-10-30 17:48:39

spacewolf wrote:
Howlitzer wrote:
Quick, hide in my jacket pocket...
"OK, But whose pocket are YOU going to hide in?"

hey, it's a clean pocket...

I can always take off the jacket and fit inside myself

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