The Werewolf Café / This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

WolfVanZandt · 2006-10-21 03:04:23

Wolf: Well, let's get around behind them and see. You go right?

Howlitzer · 2006-10-22 10:19:04

bored...bored...so bored...

::watches madness::

::climbs tree behind rangers::

::quietly jumps to tree above them::

::reaches down and grabs the guy with the tranquilizer gun by the collar of his jacket::

::shakes him until he lets go of the gun::

::takes gun and bends it in half::

::grins, showing frighteningly shiny teeth::

::throws ranger over towards Montana::

::takes tranquilizer dart out of gun::

::throws dart at second ranger::

>thunk< ::ranger falls down from the massive dose of tranquilizer::

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-10-22 10:56:36

Good one *takes a sideways sideflip and lands on table by Monty and VanZandt*
whats up?

WolfVanZandt · 2006-10-22 13:25:51

Wolf: Well, I'm glad you two got to have a little fun. I wonder where these two came from. I think I'll have a little talk with this one when he wakes up.

Howlitzer · 2006-10-22 13:28:32

which one, the one unconsious from the fall, or the one with enough tranquilizer to make an elephant tipsy?

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-10-22 13:37:34

O_O what`?

Howlitzer · 2006-10-22 13:39:46

::looks at WS::

what what?

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-10-22 13:42:22

*looks at Howl* What what what??

Howlitzer · 2006-10-22 13:51:50

what, what's the what what what for what?

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-10-22 13:58:54

*looks at Howl* umm what were we talking about?

Howlitzer · 2006-10-22 14:05:20

::shrugs:: I have no idea...

::takes bite of beef jerky::

::holds bag out to Wolf Sparrow::

Jerky?

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-10-22 14:20:44

*grabs jerky and sits on the table and eats* Yummy Jerky

WolfMontana · 2006-10-22 19:04:24

*pulls out the dart that was stuck in the table, trots behind Howlitzer, smacks it onto his butt*

*lopes off into the forest*

Howlitzer · 2006-10-22 19:51:36

::looks at dart::

::pulls dart out of butt::

Hey! What was that for!

hmm..

wooooo!.....dizzy!!!!!

::runs in circles::

::trips over tree root::

>thunk<

X.X <-------(howlitzer)

theroadwolf · 2006-10-23 07:37:09

Howlitzer wrote:
what, what's the what what what for what?

only six watts your not very bright are you

Howlitzer · 2006-10-23 15:34:49

theroadwolf wrote:
Howlitzer wrote:
what, what's the what what what for what?
only six watts your not very bright are you

::Wakes up::

I got a 135 on my IQ test I'll have you know

::falls asleep::

spacewolf · 2006-10-23 20:50:17

"What he didn't see was the dot (.) between the one and the three. Thus: 1.35"

Howlitzer · 2006-10-23 22:55:20

what do you think I am, a vegetable from Blue's garden?

WolfVanZandt · 2006-10-23 23:30:10

Wolf: (Grunt) I'll vote for vegetable. And you've been goofing around (if your liver can't burn of a traditional tranquilizer.....) long enough that this guys coming too. I'd appreciate it if you'd not go two-footed on me here.

(The ranger stirs woozily and I sit in front of him, looking intently into his face. I'm a big, black, ugly wolf, but recognizably a wolf anyway.)

Wolf: I'd be concerned for your well-being, but you tried to shoot me. I hope you don't mind if I'm ticked instead.

spacewolf · 2006-10-24 00:40:50

WolfVanZandt wrote:
Wolf: (Grunt) I'll vote for vegetable. And you've been goofing around (if your liver can't burn of a traditional tranquilizer.....) long enough that this guys coming too. I'd appreciate it if you'd not go two-footed on me here.

(The ranger stirs woozily and I sit in front of him, looking intently into his face. I'm a big, black, ugly wolf, but recognizably a wolf anyway.)

Wolf: I'd be concerned for your well-being, but you tried to shoot me. I hope you don't mind if I'm ticked instead.

Ranger: "No No, I don't mind at all, In fact I'd kinda be pissed in your position, but right now I'll just piss myself then faint"

*The ranger procedes to do exactly as he said.*

BlueEyesWolf · 2006-10-24 03:14:14

Howlitzer wrote:
what do you think I am, a vegetable from Blue's garden?

*Walks in to put something in Howlitzer's paws*

Well, I did name this thing after you...

*Laughs and runs out of this forum*

*In Howlitzer's paws is a cob of corn with a tag that says... "Howlitzer's Corny"

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-10-24 09:54:04

*looks at corn* umm.. yeeeeaaaaahhh..

WolfVanZandt · 2006-10-24 21:24:33

Wolf: Well, I expected that. We can go for two now....

(In a few minutes, the ranger comes around again.)

Wolf: You should piss before you sleep. When you wake up, you're going to be embarrassed (if I don't eat you first). But while you're dreaming, perhaps you'll explain why you were shooting at us.

Howlitzer · 2006-10-24 22:22:48

BlueEyesWolf wrote:
Howlitzer wrote:
what do you think I am, a vegetable from Blue's garden?
*Walks in to put something in Howlitzer's paws*

Well, I did name this thing after you...

*Laughs and runs out of this forum*

*In Howlitzer's paws is a cob of corn with a tag that says... "Howlitzer's Corny"

::looks at corn::

::raises an eyebrow::

okie dokie...

::sticks corn in the microwave::

WolfMontana · 2006-10-24 22:53:16

[wonders where Howl is finding a microwave in a picnic area in the forest!]

*WolfMontana walks back to the picnic tables carrying a steering wheel*

I found their truck, with some cages, weighing stuff. Aaand... *she pulls out a walkie talkie* this!

*a crackly female voice spills from it* "...get those wolves down yet Bill?"

*she presses the button* Roger dodger! What's your vector Victor?

*silence for a moment, then* "What?!? Who is this??"

*frowns* Uh... niner alpha bravo charlie mack daddy? *more silence* *shrugs*

*shifts into werewolf form and eats the walkie talkie, then freezes, shattered plastic falling from her muzzle, when she realizes the ranger's been staring at her the whole time*

*shifts back* ... Oops.

"AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!" *Ranger Bill starts backpedalling in the grass away from Wolf, turns and gets to his feet, stumbling slightly, then takes off running, screaming through the forest*

Well dude, that's not smart, that just makes me want to chase you!

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Howlitzer wrote:

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theroadwolf wrote:

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WolfVanZandt wrote:

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BlueEyesWolf wrote:

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