Hey! Howdy! *touches the brim of her hat and smiles*

Well, actually, I'm a little split. Part of me is here, defending my coffee brewing methods and handing out pressies, and the other half is running around in a bizarre land hunting for strangely colored rabbits. It's a bit odd.

There is coffee though, I'm just not sure who's serving it, well, cept for myself. To tell the truth, I've never actually *seen* the cafe owner here... *waggles her eyebrows conspiratorily*

*leans over the counter, grabs a mug, and pours some black coffee for Wolf* I hope that's okay.

*whispers to Wolf* Watch out for Spacewolf, I think he's recruiting...

WolfVanZandt wrote:

(I come out of Dreamtime out front, walk into the cafe via the front door, and head for the counter.)

Wolf: Well, at lest there's electricity here. Is there coffee?

*Just behind Wolf is BlueEyesWolf a little miffed*

Blue:"Wolf, you started that RPG of yours yat you keep disappear and reappears at the most unconventional times and it's driving me nuts and look! You are here in RUMUS's RPG forum??? Where is your sense of loyalty, Wolf? Humph!"

*grabs Wolf and with the use of my infamous remote control, we gets zapped back to Wolf's forum*

Remus:give me that remote now*said this while coming out of nowere**goes in his room and puts expensive clothes*
Remus:blue the remote or il send you to the watering hole with wolf

Thanks for the make-a-wish pressie! (but what's a pressie?  is it one of those giant pretzels?)

The Busboy wrote:

Thanks for the make-a-wish pressie! (but what's a pressie?  is it one of those giant pretzels?)

Oh man, I forget that people don't shorten things with 'ies' here as much as they do in Australia...

Sorry Busboy - it's a present, not a pretzel. Though... if you really like pretzel's, maybe it *is* a pretzel!

Remus:wha...you made a hole in the wall!!???!!
*starts repairing*

-ake! OW! *WolfMontana falls back through the hole, knocking over Remus* Hey! Weren't you just...

*shakes her head* Man, this is wearing a bit thin on me stomach... *staggers outside to get some air*

The WWWF?!? What the...?

Wolf: Grrrrrrr....spilled my coffee.
(I start looking around to see what or who I can chew on to best effect.)

WolfMontana wrote:

-ake! OW! *WolfMontana falls back through the hole, knocking over Remus*

*And with her, Michael Jackson lands next to them*

WolfVanZandt wrote:

Wolf: Grrrrrrr....spilled my coffee.
(I start looking around to see what or who I can chew on to best effect.)

*Blue opens up the hole, long enough to say....*

Blue:"SO! I see that you don't care about your own cafe, huh, Wolf? Well, fine, I guess it wouldn't matter to you that I just took over the cafe so you can stay here in Remus's cafe as long as you want to....and there won't be any WWWF battle between us..."

*Grabs the WWWF sign, draws back and the hole disappears*

*pulls out personal darts, white, larger than usual and marked with the words 'PATRIOT DART'*

"Lets Play!!!"

Uh... *looks at gun* I'll be over here... *swan dives behind the espresso machine*

*pops on her Barista's hat again and pokes her head just over the counter*

Psst Wolf, before you start eating people, what would you like?

That I can do! (phew)

*sneaks behind the machine, grinds some fresh beans, clicks double the grind into the ...thingamajigy and tamps it, then twists it in* *grabs a warmed cup, pops it under the spout and hits the button*

You know, I've come to realize... this is one wild and crazy place.

*she peers at the cup, smiles, pulls it from the spout and hands Wolf a double espresso with a thick, rich crema*

There you go!