The Werewolf Café / This is a new RPG forum created for people to act in their werewolf ch

WolfMontana · 2006-09-13 23:30:44

*WolfMontana lopes into the room, spies the scene, then takes a running leap as she shifts into a human and jumps onto Howl's table. She slides over the tabletop, scooping all the drinks into her arms, and ends up falling over the edge.*

*She jumps up, shouts "MINE!!!" and takes off out the door, drinks falling from her arms*

Howlitzer · 2006-09-13 23:32:00

::takes off full blast after Montana, running on a dangerous caffeine buzz::

WolfMontana · 2006-09-13 23:38:35

*dares a glance back, spies Howl chasing at full speed* AAahhh!!!!

THIS... *throws one of the bottles, it narrowly misses his ear* IS FOR... *misses his shoulder* YOUR OWN GOOD!! *SMACK! as it bops him on the forehead*

HaHA! Whuup-! *trips over a rock, bottles fly everywhere*

Howlitzer · 2006-09-13 23:48:37

::gets up with round bruise on forehead from can::

::sees montana::

::pokes hole in can, guns it down::

::tackles Montana::

WolfMontana · 2006-09-14 00:38:51

ACK!!! Would you GET A GRIP! JUST SAY NO!! *shifts to her werewolf form, gathers her powerful legs into her chest, and flings Howl up and away... a good 100 feet*

Howlitzer · 2006-09-14 00:43:18

::lands with a >THUD<::

::cracks neck, grabs bike::

::gets on bike, shifts as well and the chase is on yet again::

theroadwolf · 2006-09-14 07:58:46

roadwolf grabs his radio "do you guys relise that we still havent beaten these zombies yet, if you do not return to your positions you risk demotion" roadwolf then grabs a minigun and starts to hose down zombies left and right roadwolf then receives a transmission that the zombie hoard is thinning out a congregating at a local mall, he thinks to himself "hmm, i might get a chance to get all the deadheads in one go it would then just leave the vamps to vanquish" roadwolf then grabs the radio again "this is roadwolf requesting priority clearance to speak to top dog" "please enter security code" clearance code SHADOW-1" " verifying--------clearance granted, connecting you now" "whats up agent""sir we have isolated the zombies to one building in the city request permission to destroy said structure" "you will have to wait while i contact the san andreas authorities, meanwhile secure a perimeter and keep assisting local police, TOP DOG out" "sir yes sir"

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spacewolf · 2006-09-14 08:36:19

*Spacewolf is sitting in the bar when his Comlink crackles*

"Spacewolf, This is Top Dog, Respond"

"Sir!!"

"Roadwolf has requested a building demo, once we get clearance you will be given targeting data, I want the ZEUS Cannon ready to fire at a moments notice, Is that understood?"

"Sir, Prepare ZEUS for immediate firing, Aye Sir!"

"Very good, TOP DOG out!"

*Spacewolf stands and proceeds to have himself transported to the Zeus cannon.*

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-09-14 08:39:03

*running after Howl and Monatan drinking the bottles that hit the ground MOXIE*
*radio call* OOOOO crap *turns into the SWS and flies over to the place*

*zombie tries to bite me and suddenly his head explodes* *songs comes on*

I am angry today... *flies into the crowed of zombies and stop beside roadwolf and looks back*
*road looks at me*
Road: what did you do??
*road look down on my hands, and they are all sparkeling with dark magic*
Road: I don`t wanna know..
Me: *smiles* don`t worry you see it now..*snaps fingers*

*A very, very large zombie Crowed explodes*
So road how many are there left?? *smiles*

theroadwolf · 2006-09-14 22:47:02

roadwolf hears that the ZEUS cannon has been authourised picking up his radio he speaks "boss dont worry about that i have a new weapon i have been wishing to try out" "if it will do the job" "oh it will do the job sir""ok then the ZUES cannon is on stand by, you have permission to fire" sir yes sir" roadwolf walks th the back of his truck and picks up a remote control box manipulating the controls a airship flys in and drops what looks like a ten ton robotic wolf, sparrow turns and asks "whats that" just watch roadie says pushin a button the wolf begins to transform in to a giant gun "its my new invention, a phased particle beam cannon, designed to destroy any thing its targeted at and leave a clear area for reconstruction,the rubble is sent to another dimension for disposal" "shadow lock on to the building and prepare to fire"

WolfVanZandt · 2006-09-15 00:04:26

(I enter, walk up to the aunattended counter, reach back to tap off a cup of coffee, and sit next to Zage)

Wolf: Hey Zage. I'm just in for a quick cup and gone - I have Strategic Planning at work tomorroww. How's it going?

WolfMontana · 2006-09-15 01:05:37

*WolfMontana is sneaking around as a wolf through the forest, holding the last remaining moxie drink in her jaws*

*she hasn't seen Howlitzer since she darted into the bushes after a bend in the path, and she thinks she's lost him, though things are a little too quiet for her tastes*

*she drops the drink, and noses it around a bit. Picks it up, and tries to see if she can throw it in the air with her jaws and balance it on her muzzle*

Howlitzer · 2006-09-15 17:34:24

::howlitzer comes zooming up from behind Montana::

::grabs Moxie out of the air before it lands::

::takes off::

spacewolf · 2006-09-15 21:59:36

"Howl, you better stop drinking Moxie or I'll be forced to spray you with a toxic chemical called dihydrogen monoxide, which kills hundreds of people every year"

Howlitzer · 2006-09-15 22:02:31

dihydrogen monoxide....

you mean water....

you're threatening me with a squirtgun?

spacewolf · 2006-09-15 22:19:59

"damn you!"

Howlitzer · 2006-09-15 22:20:41

yes...I know my randomness...

::continues drinking moxie::

WolfVanZandt · 2006-09-15 23:46:46

(I return, rather bedraggled but in my big hairy form. I have a chain around my neck with various items attached to it. I walk up to the bar and tap myself off a cup of coffee and sit down to enjoy it.)

WolfMontana · 2006-09-16 00:47:50

*WolfMontana leaps into the cafe with her latest weapon against Moxie addiction - a Moxie magnet!*

*She ha-HA's! Howlitzer, turns the rather large and cumbersome thing on, and waits for it...

and waits for it...

and...*

Argh! Stupid! *she smacks it, and it roars to life, causing every Moxie can in the cafe to hurtle with deadly speed at her*

AAAAHHHH!! *WolfMontana dives for cover behind the counter, knocking over the barista dude (oops), and the cans collide in a kind of black hole effect around the magnet - causing a massive explosion of carbonated sugary caffeinated liquid*

*she peers over the now Moxied counter* ... er... *looks at Wolf* ... sorry. *she whispers "I'll go get the mop" and slinks away*

WolfVanZandt · 2006-09-16 00:55:33

(I look down at my sugary, matted fur and mutter under my breath.)

Wolf: I'd be amused, but.....

(Then I get up and walk to the shower in back of the cafe, take off the chain and hang it on a peg in the stall, get the water going and step in.)

WolfMontana · 2006-09-16 01:07:29

*cleans up, apologizes profusely to the barista dude, and shouts apologies to Wolf in the shower*
*drop kicks the mess of magnet and crushed cans into the trash dumpster outside*

*plonks herself down at the counter and sullenly slurps a mocha*

Howlitzer · 2006-09-16 01:47:31

::miles away, Howlitzer senses a disturbance::

::runs back into the Cafe::

what happened

::watches Montana clean up Moxie explosion.::

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-09-16 08:27:10

*thinks, ok when they shoot.. it is all over*
Ok i be going now.. *jumps and skips through alot of zombies and cut them down*
*People pop there head in. and sings* Yes he is a zombie slayer and his ok, he jumps and skips and cut down zombies*

*gets back to the cafÃ¨ and slides on a moxie can and slammes over the counter, gets up with a moxie can on my head*
Ok, Howl enought with your slippery moxie cans.. ooo lets see the rerun..
*plays on a large tv, face going to one side, then another suddenly it is a goofy face and then ssss s s s s l l l l a a a a m m mmm...over the counter*

Howlitzer · 2006-09-16 09:00:52

::points at Montana::

she did it

Wolf Sparrow · 2006-09-16 09:06:23

*slips on a banana gets up again, and looks angry*
I am one of the Knights that always say NIE, NIE...*smiles*
*jumps on Montana and say* nie,Nie, NIe, NIEEE hohohoho Arent I EVIL

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