*looks down in the hot choclate * yummy hehehe
Montana need more Choclate
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could you by any chance invent some ninja stars that have lasers on the blades....or double as tasers.....or have a small fusion reactor inside that lets them go super far and then explode if someone really annoys you?
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or a magnetic cannon that is so strong that it'll rip the iron out of someone's blood?
or something that'll reverse the circulation of someone's blood? Hmm...I wonder what that would do...
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im not that good yet
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but i do have something you might like i can show you but since your not a member of H.O.W.L.E i may have to kill you afterwards
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theroadwolf wrote:
but i do have something you might like i can show you but since your not a member of H.O.W.L.E i may have to kill you afterwards
show him show him show him
hoping for the last thing lol
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roadwolf creeps up behind cannon and scares him by grabbong him around the neck " just kidding man youre fine here they are " roadwolf opens a box on his toolbench and pulls out two metal disks " these are my new "sticky mines" for use in insertion and antipersonel work, all you do is push this button (two curved blades pop out), throw (roadwolf throws the disks at a tree out back which the disks stick too) and push this button on your comm (roadie then presses a button) the bombs explode cutting the tree in two right down the middle
cannondale: wow man, whats in those things
road: just a little shaped charge of my own design
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so are you interested in joining H.O.W.L.E CD or what
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sure as soon as you calm down i will give you the tests to see where you are best suited
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*looks at Road and goes over to another dimension*
hummm... "opens H.O.W.L.E arm bracelet" makes a modifikasjon"
Turns in to the Soul Reaver... and walks around and meets wolfvanZandt WOLFY so her you are
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Spacewolf is up in H.O.W.L.E. SOCOM when an alarm goes off.
*"Unauthorized modification to HOWLE property detected; Handle I.D. Destroyer"*
"Transport Destroyer to the Brig I'll be there in a minute"
*"Transport oder received, initiating now."*
The Brig
*Spacewolf is pacing in front of Norwegians cell*
"Norwegian, What did you think you were doing, modifying a H.O.W.L.E. Bracelet? Do you have any idea what could have happened if you'd messed with the power link on one of those? It would have made Hiroshima look like a bloody fire cracker and could very well have destroyed the whole planet."
*Spacewolf stops pacing and faces Norwegian*
"As of right now you are hereby removed from RRTS active duty, reduced in rank to sargent, your very lucky I don't bust you to private, and ordered to take a week's leave, Unpaid I might add, to think about your actions, Now, I don't want to see you for at least a week. Dismissed."
*Spacewolf walks out of the Brig*
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spacewolf wrote:
Spacewolf is up in H.O.W.L.E. SOCOM when an alarm goes off.
*"Unauthorized modification to HOWLE property detected; Handle I.D. Destroyer"*
"Transport Destroyer to the Brig I'll be there in a minute"
*"Transport oder received, initiating now."*
The Brig
*Spacewolf is pacing in front of Norwegians cell*
"Norwegian, What did you think you were doing, modifying a H.O.W.L.E. Bracelet? Do you have any idea what could have happened if you'd messed with the power link on one of those? It would have made Hiroshima look like a bloody fire cracker and could very well have destroyed the whole planet."
*Spacewolf stops pacing and faces Norwegian*
"As of right now you are hereby removed from RRTS active duty, reduced in rank to sargent, your very lucky I don't bust you to private, and ordered to take a week's leave, Unpaid I might add, to think about your actions, Now, I don't want to see you for at least a week. Dismissed."
*Spacewolf walks out of the Brig*
Calls up Spacewolf.. omg, you know i just modified it.. like pushing the life and death border... Yellow i check up that if should turn into Soul reaver, i had to push the modifier butten on life and death link* I thought you know that..
*lowers ears and look down in the ground* it is a legal modificasion in the braclet, and it stod in the H.O.W.L.E manual... but ok.. just toss me away...*teleports up to headquaters*
*make sure no one was nearby, and tok off the braclet, and all enchantments so it goes back to normal Katanas.
Walks over to my class and take out Neco*
Well neco your gonna take over the class for now.. and make me proud
Goes to the Teleporter room....* Lucas teleport me to Norway... *walks into the bluelight...*
Lucas: we will miss you sir...
Me: Don`t worryyyyyyyyy
*lands in Bergen*
*people scream as hell aaaaa a werewolf he is going to kill ussss*
Me: omg, back to this place *snifs*
*walks North and swims over to Askøy*
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(I step out of Dreamtime directly in frnt of orwegian who says something and then dissappears like an old television picture. Then I walk around to the front of the cafe and enter the normal way.)
Wolf: Hmmm.....looks quiet......but I smell smoke and explosives. Norwegian just disappeared.....
(I walk up to the counter and sit on a stool.)
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I'm betting he really blew himself up...
where did spacewolf go? I'm finished with the chocolate shake now.
and dare I ask what tests you're talking about?
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"one minute cannondale i just have to deal with this"
roadwolf then calls up HQ "roadwolf calling top dog,roadwolf calling top dog come in please" "go ahead agent" "10/4 sir im calling in regards to the punishment handed down to Norwegian werewolf" "what about it agent" " i belive that with the right amount of mentoring and a few weeks working for me as my assisstant i can teach him some new tricks plus i need someone to help me test a new invention"" i will consider your offer agent , i will contact you soon with an answer, over and out" "10/4 sir roadwolf out"
road: now where were we, ah yes the tests, well you will have to complete a written test plus weapons and driving tests which i supervise but its fairly easy to pass
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and you can do the tests too midnight if your interested?
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okie dokie, I'm in...
I might add that on the weapons test...I've got 20/10 vision but neither eye is dominant, so don't do anything weird with picking an eye to aim with.
the written test, my handwriting is horrible
the driving test...well it depends what I'm driving.
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"breaker 19, breaker 19 this is the Top dog looking for the roadwolf are ya out there son" "this is the roadwolf , whats up boss, what can i do ya for" " yeah roadwolf we have a load for you , we need you to drive from where you are to texarkana texas pick up a load of coors beer and be back in 28 hours, i will have an answer for you by then" " sure sir i'll take the job"
yeeha i finally get to use the truck i've been restoring . roadwolf walks outside and takes the cover off his truck a beutiful kenworth w900 with trailer with a stage coach on the side " if your wondering yes this is the truck out of "smokie and the bandit" i asked the boss if i could restore an old truck as a hobby he said fine H.O.W.L.E will even pay for it as i drive for them . i chose an old wrecked truck out of the paper not knowing that it was the movie truck until i opened the trailer and found these" roadwolf then pulls out some ramps and climbs in the trailer, the sound of a v8 rings out and a black trans-am rolls out of the trailer " i even was given this " roadie then opens the door of the cab and there sittin on the seat was a basset hound pup named fred
"i need someone to drive the car any takers"
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*lifts her head up off the counter in a chocolate induced daze* snorkels?? what??
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*sits all relaxed and happy*
Ring ring... Aaaa for Friggin hell what now??
**zzzzzzz* is this the home of the Destroyer*zzzzzz* Yes this is my place *zzzz* We have a gift for you*zzzzzz* look outside *zzzz*
*click*
Now what the hell is it now... "wanders out and see the AA Alfa Hawk land by the house"
how the hell is driving it???
*walkes over and see it is empty, and it rings in the dashboard jumps up in the Racaro seat, pushes the answer call button*
Aaa, that is better, well this is the AA Alfa Hawk and we wanted to give this to you.. was i not suspended?? and i can`t exept this gift...
*holodeck comes on and i see the bosses face* SHOUT you cake hole, and take the ship and get your ass up her, your sword group has no respect."
Oo so that is why you want me back??
No... ummm ok ok You got me.. but don`t tell anyone...
*click*
float deck activated, feet falls under and the AA is floating... ok lets see what this baby can do
Flies off
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"no one wants to drive with me well ok then" roadie opens his comm unit " roadwolf calling headquarters" "HQ here" "send down that new driver i hired two weeks ago" roadie closes his comm
" you guys are going to like this" a werewolf looking like burt renoylds transports in " people i give you "the bandit, the most badass truck driver after me, shall we get to work B", "why not road we're burning daylight here" "ok then , shadow you ride with bandit and keep a eye out for any smokey on the road, give me two seconds to change" roadwolf goes into the work shop and comes back out wearing jeans a checkshirt, waistcoat and kenworth cap " lets haul ass"
roadie and bandit fire up and pull out in a cloud of dust and diesel smoke
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*calls out Road from the AA Alfa hawk*
HQ give me agent Road
"Nw calling up the Road, Nw her come inn agent road"
Dude you wanna test out the new AA alfa hawk with me?? The boss gave it.. but i am on my way to the boss now getting my braclet i be there in a hour, you can teatch me some cool things with it...
And we are having problem with the stupid apprentist of mine" well Nw out
*lands at the HQ with traktor beams *
Wanders in to the boss .. Hi boss *bows* Destroyer reporting for dutie..
Boss: we have problem with the Sword gruppe or the close combat team.. i want you to take over the class again.
Me: Yess sir, I be going right away.. *turns and start to walk*
Boss: Destroyer are yo not forgetting something
Me: What? *looks at the braclet* oo jess i almost forgot hehe sorry boss
Boss: Go now you goofball..
Me:thank you boss
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*shakes her head to clear it* Hey!! The Bandit?!?! I love that guy!!!
*she leaps out of her stool and runs to the front door, then starts coughing from the diesel smoke*
Bleargh!!
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"Nw this is spacewolf, agent road is running under the handle of THE SNOWMAN on this trip as he is on a run for the boss to see if it is possible to make that run in the time allowed , he will be back in 24 hours"
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